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Empty your pockets

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Empty them right now, and tell us what you find.

I found
-iPod
-Wallet
-Phone
-Train Ticket
-House key
-Piece of Hello Kitty paper with the number 5 on it (WTF)

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Lint...
.curve wrote:Unless Silkroad has a hole I can stick it in, I prefer spending money on the girlfriend.

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i dont have pockets.
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Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


You rebel.

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- Public Transit Card
- Student Card
- iPod Touch
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Knife and a piece of tissue.
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Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)

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ExSoldier wrote:- Public Transit Card
- Student Card
- iPod Touch


In the city I live in, the Public transit is on strike, such bullsh1t because I get to school 20+ mins late each day..

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Ganja wrote:
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)

Actually, if this was the reason I said this, and I did get this 1 chick to do that. that'd be quite funny, but im just not wearing pants right now. or shorts at that matter.
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Ganja wrote:
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)


That could also be a way to piss someone off, have them squeeze your junk until it explodes, and you end up missing a part of yourself.
.curve wrote:Unless Silkroad has a hole I can stick it in, I prefer spending money on the girlfriend.

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Goseki wrote:
Ganja wrote:
Brago wrote:i dont have pockets.


People cut off their pockets so they can jerk it in public. Also you can tell someone to get something out of your pocket for you and all they get is a handful of your junk. 8)


That could also be a way to piss someone off, have them squeeze your junk until it explodes, and you end up missing a part of yourself.


Idk it takes alot of force to smash testicles.

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Tourniquet, bandaid (used) and assloads of lint. What do I win?
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Phone and gum wrapper. BECAUSE you really have to know :P

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Mustang key
Apartment key
Wallet
Cellphone
BI-LO Receipt

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ryan1166 wrote:
ExSoldier wrote:- Public Transit Card
- Student Card
- iPod Touch


In the city I live in, the Public transit is on strike, such bullsh1t because I get to school 20+ mins late each day..

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Blackberry Curve :)


That sucks =/. My public transit card is my life :P Allows me to go to school,to friends,parties,everywhere in the city :D Its 52$ CAN a month,but the school gives me a rebate of like 28$ 8)
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-A piece of paper full of doodles.
-pen
-gum wrapper
-wallet
In wallet
(- School ID
- house key
- old play ticket
- EB games discount card)
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My car keys
My wallet
My phone
My hands that i insert inside my pocket to touch my penis thru my pockets
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my hand

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ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)
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dom wrote:ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)

Your backwards its iphone in right pocket keys in left and wallet back right pocket

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Tornado726 wrote:
dom wrote:ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)

Your backwards its iphone in right pocket keys in left and wallet back right pocket



No.

You use the left hand to grab and hold the iPhone so that your right hand is free to use the iPhone.

Your left your left hand to take out the wallet so you can use your right hand to take out money or cards.

Keys are in the right pocket because you use your right hand to unlock doors and if you are holding groceries or something, you are holding them with your left hand.



And I love people who go into detail to show people how cool they are.

Example: instead of saying wallet, they will say "receipt for laptop I paid in cash, condoms, AMEX Platinum card that requires an annual income of at least 650,000 a year"
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dom wrote:ALWAYS
iPhone (left)
keys (right)
Wallet (back-left)


I have the same thing, except that I have a crappy phone and a handkerchief on the back-right.

I ALWAYS have my phone on my left pocket to the point that I sometimes "feel" it vibrating even though it's not or even if I don't have the phone with me. Creepy.

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iphone
wallet
housekeys
old train ticket

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ryan1166 wrote:Halls Throat lozenge's


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Phone
Wallet
Car Keys
Pen
Memory stick
Polos

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Nothing, wearing pyjama pants atm :P Even if I did wear pants with pockets they would be empty, I always put everything on my desk when I get home ^^
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phone(right)
lighter(left)
wallet(behind - right)
cigarettes (behind - left)
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XMoshe wrote:Nothing, wearing pyjama pants atm :P Even if I did wear pants with pockets they would be empty, I always put everything on my desk when I get home ^^


Same, im at home now- empty pockets. keys / wallet / some coins / insurance card on my desk xD
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