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you guys are no help... she gave me 60 bucks... after i told her it was cool she didnt have to pay me nothing... mods can lock this now plz
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One night? Or make that two :D

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How about nothing and just say nude >.>
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Post pictures or didnt happend :D.
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Pfff wrote:Post pictures or didnt happend :D.


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pics or it didnt happen. rule of the internet. GO!
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i suggest charging her a trip to your room!
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Well, as for what ive seen in my internship.. 4 hours of virus/malware/worms w/e destroying/deleting... customers got charged up and around 130-150 euros lol (somewhat around 200$) but since its a friends sister.. (looking hot?) say youll be satisfied with 50 bucks and a night ;)
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say nothing and ask her if you can take her out for dinner instead.
if you like her that is :)
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M3K0S wrote:ok so i took all the viruses and bad shit from one of my friends sisters computer...
she wants to pay me for it but idk how much to charge her for it...
it took me about 4 hours to destroy every bit of spyware, malware, worms, viruses, etc.
other than the nood pics i got of her and my friend 8) how much do u think i should charge her?
lol i love fixing hot girls computers they always leave noods of themselves in the My Pictures folder hehe

So you ran an anti-virus/malware program? Hard work, holmes. She's probably hopelessly in love with you now.
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4 hours? lol yeah

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She's your friends sister! Come on! You don't say the price. If she wants to give you something it's up to her to come up with the price she thinks is good and you pretend to be happy with it.

As a gentlemen you should do it for free right?
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Shadow wrote:So you ran an anti-virus/malware program? Hard work, holmes. She's probably hopelessly in love with you now.


True...just mention McAfee Internet Security compared to other leading brands and most
women will jump you then and there.
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Lolz, wanting to charge her for a little basic help :P shame on you.
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don't charge at all and see where this goes... srsly nude pics lol righttttttttt
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don't charge anything, just say be prepared if i need a "favor"
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two words job and blow, just not in that order.
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So she's hot? And you spent 4 hours on her COMPUTER? Does someone really think he is going to get laid after that? After such a nerdy act you have to look like Brad Pitt to get laid.
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DumboDii wrote:She's your friends sister! Come on! You don't say the price. If she wants to give you something it's up to her to come up with the price she thinks is good and you pretend to be happy with it.

As a gentlemen you should do it for free right?


This. seriously dude.

I set up people's laptops and clean them up for free as long as they're a friend of mine or a family member's. I really don't see any reason for you to charge anything. If she does insist though, tell her any price is alright.

Don't even dream about using the situation as a leverage to get your dick wet though - it's not gonna' happen (probably).

@Dumbo:

some girls dig the 'tech savvy' shit; it's like the modern day equivalent of the plumber. same way a lot of guys are attracted to waitresses. you get my point =p
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inky wrote:it's like the modern day equivalent of the plumber.

Hey, there are still plumbers around. They're not extinct or anything, I saw one a few weeks ago.
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Shadow wrote:
inky wrote:it's like the modern day equivalent of the plumber.

Hey, there are still plumbers around. They're not extinct or anything, I saw one a few weeks ago.


Lol. you know what i meant. 8)

when it all comes down to it though, the baseline factor of whether or not one has a chance of dating a girl/getting laid are the looks. You can be the nicest, smoothest motherfucker in the planet but your chances of screwing a hot chick is close to none if you're a 230lbs. bastard.

WAIT: I MISSED THE NUDE PICS PART. PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN.


(I personally would like to officially call 'bullshit' on this one)
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a woman who actually respects herself, and demands respect from a man will take a nerdy guy over the other alternatives any day. only women who like to be treated like shit dont like nerdy people. computers, cell phones, technology in general is become the staple of our society, and nerdism is becoming more and more prevalent. "cool" people are begining to become more and more nerdy as it is required to keep up with what is "cool." so if youre going to sit on a MMO-forum and say, "That nerdy shit wont get you anywhere with the ladies." its very likely your house just recently got internet and you live in the hills of ken-tenesse and you impress the ladies hog tying and spitting the biggest glob of toe-backy spit the farthest, and have no idea whats actually going on in modern society.


and inky, looks arent the most important factor. i know a fat smelly motherfucker that got laid more than i could have ever dreamed, its all about how you treat the women.
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CeLL wrote:a woman who actually respects herself, and demands respect from a man will take a nerdy guy over the other alternatives any day. only women who like to be treated like shit dont like nerdy people. computers, cell phones, technology in general is become the staple of our society, and nerdism is becoming more and more prevalent. "cool" people are begining to become more and more nerdy as it is required to keep up with what is "cool." so if youre going to sit on a MMO-forum and say, "That nerdy shit wont get you anywhere with the ladies." its very likely your house just recently got internet and you live in the hills of ken-tenesse and you impress the ladies hog tying and spitting the biggest glob of toe-backy spit the farthest, and have no idea whats actually going on in modern society.


and inky, looks arent the most important factor. i know a fat smelly motherfucker that got laid more than i could have ever dreamed, its all about how you treat the women.


You are right in some way but still if hot girl has 2 options either good looking sporty guy or fat and obviously nerdy person the decission is not that difficult. But as you said there are "hybrids" nowadays. I hate making myself as an example but in this case I'm pretty good. I try to dress somehow fashionably and I go to shower every morning and just try to look nice (don't take me wrong I don't spend 5 hours doing my hair or hang around in mall 24/7 looking for new clothes). But still I'm pretty nerdy since I know something about computers and other devices.

But still I think working 4 hours on someones computer is not the best way to get laid.

And about what you said to inky: everyone can get laid. The problem is with who.
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CeLL wrote:and inky, looks arent the most important factor. i know a fat smelly motherfucker that got laid more than i could have ever dreamed, its all about how you treat the women.


Well, money, fame, power, and appeal still count as well - just saying that for most normal people, the first thing they look for are the looks. No woman (who doesn't look like an orc) would go around looking for an ugly (but really nice) fat bastard to screw. Therefore, I still stand by my statement.

:) Call me shallow, but that's just the way things are IMO.

@Dumbo: Getting laid with ugly women doesn't count as sex. It's simply degrading. (Talking about a purely sexual relationship - like a one-night-stand thing)
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DumboDii wrote:
CeLL wrote:a woman who actually respects herself, and demands respect from a man will take a nerdy guy over the other alternatives any day. only women who like to be treated like shit dont like nerdy people. computers, cell phones, technology in general is become the staple of our society, and nerdism is becoming more and more prevalent. "cool" people are begining to become more and more nerdy as it is required to keep up with what is "cool." so if youre going to sit on a MMO-forum and say, "That nerdy shit wont get you anywhere with the ladies." its very likely your house just recently got internet and you live in the hills of ken-tenesse and you impress the ladies hog tying and spitting the biggest glob of toe-backy spit the farthest, and have no idea whats actually going on in modern society.


and inky, looks arent the most important factor. i know a fat smelly motherfucker that got laid more than i could have ever dreamed, its all about how you treat the women.


You are right in some way but still if hot girl has 2 options either good looking sporty guy or fat and obviously nerdy person the decission is not that difficult. But as you said there are "hybrids" nowadays. I hate making myself as an example but in this case I'm pretty good. I try to dress somehow fashionably and I go to shower every morning and just try to look nice (don't take me wrong I don't spend 5 hours doing my hair or hang around in mall 24/7 looking for new clothes). But still I'm pretty nerdy since I know something about computers and other devices.

But still I think working 4 hours on someones computer is not the best way to get laid.

And about what you said to inky: everyone can get laid. The problem is with who.



the fellow i referanced was getting very attractive women.
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Nothing. Give her your digits in case she needs anymore help. Hopefully it'll turn out she needs it. lol
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DumboDii wrote:She's your friends sister! Come on! You don't say the price. If she wants to give you something it's up to her to come up with the price she thinks is good and you pretend to be happy with it.

As a gentlemen you should do it for free right?
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Ichimaru420 wrote:say nothing and ask her if you can take her out for dinner instead.
if you like her that is :)


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Tell her "Don't worry about it ;)"
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so are you going to post those n00dz or what..

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CrimsonNuker wrote:Tell her "Don't worry about it ;)"
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