Proofs about pokemons.

[Stephanus]

Do you guys remember of this article?

Spoiler!

it wasnt me who posted this article, but later i and my friend visited the site many times... many thanks for the original poster for this!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html

Do you think this article is a bit exaggerated?
Yes?

Then watch this:

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Dear God, save our children.
:3

[Noobs_Slayer]

I lold in my pants DDDD

[XMoshe]

I lold in my pants DDDD

You mean you got a boner from that vid? O_o

[Squirt]

I lold in my pants DDDD

You mean you got a boner from that vid? O_o

He/She Queefed.

[*BlackFox]

OMFG, That's fck up

[XxDeeDeeDeexX]

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Theres a part in there against Yugioh/pokemon, and Harry potter, saying the same thing this article says. Its kinda funny if you ask me these kids will grow up and have NO imagination.

[Elements]

Bitches be crazy about jesus

[*BlackFox]

these kids will grow up and have NO imagination.

Yeah. Seriously, kids should be kid and not brainless zombies.

[poehalcho]

DeeDeeDee that kinda made me want to hang myself...>___<

[XesoS]

Thats a Kid , cmon so what , after some time she will realize having a sex toy is much better ...

[Doron]

O god...

I must admit that I myself enjoy watching Pokémon on the telly.
I always did, I knew a lot about them, never got any cards, stuffed toys or anything related though. Cuz it's stupid to go THAT far for just a tv show, for **** sake. I say, **** all the extras, and just enjoy the shows, because it's never gonna get as awesome as it looks on the telly. Same crap with Yu Gi Oh!, Bakugan, BeyBlade and what not..

Though Beyblading was kinda fun, but it was just two little spinning things accidentaly bashing into eachother with a pic of some spirit on it. In the tv show, they at least came alive.. damn..

[Brago]

I sware. If i was at that crazy camp I would go up there and tell them to stop. They're ruining the kids future and im surprised no parents did anything about it. and Harry Potter is a Wizard/Mage. retarded ppl don't want kids to have a good future.

[XxDeeDeeDeexX]

My response to every piece of the article:

FREEHOLD IOWA- Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred used a blowtorch and a sword Sunday morning to demonstrate that Pokemon games and toys are only sugar-coated instruments of the occult and evil.
Hell has fire, I think blow torches are a tool of Satan

Earlier this week at Landover's Wednesday evening service, children's pastor Marty Richards told 714 kids ages 2 through 10 that Pokemon is evil and was sent to this planet under direct orders from Satan himself.
2 Y/o's cant understand you, So the Japanese are the Devil?

To drive home his point, Richards burned Pokemon trading cards and video games with a blowtorch and skewered 14 plastic Pokemon action figures with a 40 inch broad sword. Richards then held the sword with all 14 pierced Pokemon figures over a charcoal grill. Richards' 5-year-old son tore the limbs and head off a Pokemon doll and spit on the dismembered carcass.
Flamethrower, and spit are both pokemon attacks, and how is destroying something with such violent methods any worse than "watching the devil"

During the demonstration, the children chanted: "Burn it. Burn it,'' and "Chop it up. Chop it up.'' "Kill them All!"
Great, now they're screaming something they don't believe in

Manufacturers of the hugely popular Pokemon products, including Nintendo and Hasbro Inc., lied openly about Pokemon's association with the occult.
They lied about what? Do you even have proof of them having such association? Have you SEEN them doing such things?

The national Christian Coalition told The Press on Friday that it fully agrees with Landover Baptist's stand against the ungodly toy industry. "Toy manufacturers are being guided by Satan's minions." One source stated, "Demons are instructing the Nintendo and Hasbro companies on how to corrupt a child's innocence and create a future army of junior Satanists that will one day rule the world!"
So now kids can't even have toys? Having toys will make them Satanists? Satanism isen't even about worshipping the devil.

"We agree with Pastor Deacon Fred, and The Landover Baptist Corporation,'' said William Barnes, a spokesman for the national Christian Coalition based in Virginia. "It's a policy issue, a church issue, and a national security issue. We know all about it. We currently fund over 15 campaigns against the Pokemon menace.''
Where do you get money for such funds? What are you trying to prove?

Pokemon, (pronounced POH-kaymahn), is short for pocket demons. The Devil loving phenomenon began in Japan over 20 years ago. A young boy summoned an evil demon to kill his entire family because they wouldn't buy him a stick of chewing gum at the supermarket. The demon came, and brought with it, other pokemons who jumped into the parents mouths while they were sleeping, and lodged themselves in their tracheas, suffocating an entire family, and setting the boy free to steal their money and buy gum.
Its Pocket MONSTERS, not demons. Ash just wanted to become a trainer...he didnt kill his parents, Oak GAVE him a pikachu, not summoned it with a Satanic star...So a pokemon jumped in their mouth to suffocate them, how do they fit? Why would the boy steal money, but buy gum??? Why wouldnt he just Steal the gum?

"The whole idea behind Pokemon is to show a child that they can become a "powerful evil force, and they don't have to listen to their parents.'' Landover occult expert, Jonathan Edwards said. "Kids look for different Pokemon demons, find them and utilize their specific powers to create chaos in the home. It can be extremely violent, and the liberal media does not want anyone to know how many families have been torn apart since this menace began. The ultimate goal for a child is to collect them, and once they've collected all of them, they can have anything they wish for. In most cases, the child wishes for complete control over his entire family. The pokemons approach in the still of night, entering the parents mouths and lodging themselves in their tracheas until they suffocate. They then scurry off quietly and return to their masters bed. When authorities arrive, they are shocked to see no evidence of foul play. They observe only a smiling child, fast asleep, surrounded by stuffed animals and 'innocent little' Pokemons."
All they get from collecting them all is a Master ball, a new pokedex, and a certificate...Ash only returns home once, and his mom gets a pokemon that helps with the house work, how is that evil?

Deacon Fred, one of 37 co-pastors of the 125,000-member, fundamentalist-baptist church, said that his "antenna went up" over a year ago. While driving with his kids, he heard them in the back seat talking about "Abra'' and "Cadabra,'' "A chill went down my spine, and a trickle of perspiration dribbled slowly down to the small of my back!" He pulled the car over, took the Pokemon action figures from his children, placed them on the road, got back into the car and backed over them "100 times, until there was nothing left but shards of plastic." The teary eyed children watched from the roadside.
So this jerk makes his children cry, and how does he back over them 100 times without going forward? Looks like theres some devil play here.

Pastor Deacon Fred said that he doesn't see why more unsaved folks don't see the Devil's hand in this. "Three of the Pokeman characters sprouts horns!" Another concern, he said, is that children exploring a Pokemon Web site can click to other games, including "Magic: the Gathering,'' a Satanic game similar to Dungeons and Dragons.
How does he know so much about them?

"It's got fancy sugar coating on it, but, underneath, it's Hell's poison,'' Pastor Deacon Fred said.
That poison sure tastes good.

Focus on the Family, the Colorado Springs-based Christian organization whose messages reach as many as 5 million people weekly via radio broadcasts, has researched Pokemon, said David Wright , project coordinator the Youth Culture Department. "What we found, is so horrifying, and so schocking, it would drive an unsaved person to the brink of insanity! Godly Christians are the only ones who can see this Satanic attack, we don't expect sinners to understand our ongoing battle with principalities that are not of this world. We do however, expect them to take us very seriously, and to submit to our (God's) authority in destroying these little beasts before they make junior Satanists out of every child on the planet!"
I'm "unsaved" I'm shocked that you could think such a ridiculous thing. Guess Pokemon already made me a Satanist...

[Sjo3rd]

Why are people so sick to post such things about their selfs / their kids on yotube?

I dont mind, because its hillarious but blrgg how retarted can you be?

[magisuns]

cool story bro, etc

[Jstar1]

I hate those kind of christians

[Macsnow]

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Theres a part in there against Yugioh/pokemon, and Harry potter, saying the same thing this article says. Its kinda funny if you ask me these kids will grow up and have NO imagination.

...sick. Why waste your whole life being miserable and serving a God who probably doesn't even exist? Enjoy life, if there were such a god, would he really want to have these kids getting all worked up over this bullshit? Please, common sense. God, I belive, doesn't exist.

[Doron]

Pastor Deacon Fred said that he doesn't see why more unsaved folks don't see the Devil's hand in this. "Three of the Pokeman characters sprouts horns!" Another concern, he said, is that children exploring a Pokemon Web site can click to other games, including "Magic: the Gathering,'' a Satanic game similar to Dungeons and Dragons.
How does he know so much about them?

[/quote]

Uhm, there are a lot more with horns... I mean like, Cherizard, Houndour, Houndoom, Mr.Mime(could be concidered horns, those blue things on his head) Rhidon, Rhihorn, I mean, that's already 6... so how about them? Poor left out Pokimanz...

[ltsune]

Poor little kid

[DumboDii]

That video made me "stronger" as an atheist. Jesus! It's not that I care about their future. It doesn't concern me at all but still that's just wrong.

And btw. Did she was their hands with Nestles bottled water? Wtf?

[XxDeeDeeDeexX]

And btw. Did she was their hands with Nestles bottled water? Wtf?

No sir! You are mistaken! That is Nestles HOLY water © !

[DumboDii]

And btw. Did she was their hands with Nestles bottled water? Wtf?

No sir! You are mistaken! That is Nestles HOLY water © !

Oh my bad

[XxDeeDeeDeexX]

This is how these kids are gonna end up, just w/o the awesome background music.
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@ 22 seconds=mega lulz
@ 2:10 ROFLOL literally

[Toshiharu]

And btw. Did she was their hands with Nestles bottled water? Wtf?

No sir! You are mistaken! That is Nestles HOLY water © !

I lol'd

Imagine one of us walking in there. Would be fun.

[TheDrop]

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Theres a part in there against Yugioh/pokemon, and Harry potter, saying the same thing this article says. Its kinda funny if you ask me these kids will grow up and have NO imagination.

Oh wow. They break cups to rebel against the gov. for not teaching christianity in schools? lulz

[evilpeta]

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Theres a part in there against Yugioh/pokemon, and Harry potter, saying the same thing this article says. Its kinda funny if you ask me these kids will grow up and have NO imagination.

that is fcking pathetic

[Mirosuke]

I lol'd at the camera man

[Jstar1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Camp

Jesus Camp is about the "Kids On Fire School of Ministry," a charismatic Christian summer camp located just outside Devils Lake, North Dakota

hahahhahaaa omg lol I wonder how they feel about that

[Reise]

Slayer

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[PhoenixRider]

These guys never cease to amaze me.