Would you eat what she just made?

[XxDeeDeeDeexX]

You spelled DAY-UUUUM wrong in the poll.
Man the Harpoons, and I would feed it to starving children, but wouldnt touch it with a 99 1/2 foot pole myself.

Wouldn't eat. I hate the mayo based salads you can buy from markets and that looks even worse.

Also, I can think of much tastier things that have 850 calories, and 40+ g's of Fat...

[Thomas42]

So eat some peanuts on the side? Re-read.

BTW - A dish can be healthy and not balanced...

You win this round sir.

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[poehalcho]

daaaaamn....forget about the fat, that just looks plain nasty D:

[EvGa]

im wondering if you know how to cook...like if you know how to season and balance flavors and proper technique...

Thanks for asking, I can actually cook quite well. I live with 2 roommates and do a good bit of cooking, they enjoy it. I never said the dish in the OP looked great, nor did I say it was especially healthy, NOR did I say it was a balanced meal. I simply said anything in excess is unhealthy and that what she made wasn't as bad as some people in this thread are acting.

Of course if you eat the whole g-damn bowl it's unhealthy, but a small serving would be fine.

im wondering if you know how to read...like if you know how to comprehend what is written and respond with contributing material instead of personal attacks.


For future reference, I never said it looked good, but I would try it... like maybe a spoon full.

*Waits for XemnasXD's unnecessarily long and convoluted reply.

[*BlackFox]

lol...most of the best chefs in the world are average weight...

No wonder.. Most chef's taste their food while cooking it.. xD

[evilpeta]

real question is, do you think she ate the whole motherfkin bowl or not?
amirite?

[EvGa]

real question is, do you think she ate the whole motherfkin bowl or not?

She did, if not, she has in the past.
























Several times.

[evilpeta]

Several times.

there goes my vote
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[Doppleganger]

her face after using the pepper made me lol so hard.

the cup of sugar made me wtf the most.

I was busting up laughing too lmfao.
When she put the mayo in i wut'd.

[Disconn3cted]

I've seen stuff which is a lot worse and since my diet currently consists mostly of ramen noodles that doesn't look that bad. My dads old girlfriend used to make soup with both chicken and beef. It was an epic fail when she tried to cook anything.

[EvGa]

I've seen stuff which is a lot worse and since my diet currently consists mostly of ramen noodles that doesn't look that bad. My dads old girlfriend used to make soup with both chicken and beef. It was an epic fail when she tried to cook anything.

Ever try mixing peanut butter in ramen noodles? Don't.

[Mirosuke]

Condensed milk + Mayonnaise?
No thanx..

[XemnasXD]

Would eat, just not the entire Farking bowl, morons.

that doesn't sound like a spoonful and it doesn't sounds like you would try it. It sounds like you would make that, serve it to others, eat it yourself, and then try and pass it off as good food. As if the only thing wrong with the dish is the size of the bowl not the fact that its filled with excesses amounts of several ingredients and is nothing more than sweet creamy slop with bits of actually food added in to give it some kind of consistency...but you would eat, just not the whole bowl...mmm mmm good huh...

[Reise]

Nah, I'd rather have a 120" pizza.

There are few things on this earth better than a pizza.

[CeLL]

Would eat, just not the entire Farking bowl, morons.

that doesn't sound like a spoonful and it doesn't sounds like you would try it. It sounds like you would make that, serve it to others, eat it yourself, and then try and pass it off as good food. As if the only thing wrong with the dish is the size of the bowl not the fact that its filled with excesses amounts of several ingredients and is nothing more than sweet creamy slop with bits of actually food added in to give it some kind of consistency...but you would eat, just not the whole bowl...mmm mmm good huh...

… you determined all that drivel from his one sentence. Dood go take a fuking midol, seriously. When I say id try something, I mean id try it. If it was worth continuing to eat, I would then commence to EATING it. He is refering to the former while you are insisting he means that latter.

[EvGa]

Would eat, just not the entire Farking bowl, morons.

that doesn't sound like a spoonful and it doesn't sounds like you would try it. It sounds like you would make that, serve it to others, eat it yourself, and then try and pass it off as good food. As if the only thing wrong with the dish is the size of the bowl not the fact that its filled with excesses amounts of several ingredients and is nothing more than sweet creamy slop with bits of actually food added in to give it some kind of consistency...but you would eat, just not the whole bowl...mmm mmm good huh...

Hmmm, so you can read; however, you read a little too much into my sentence. From the sentence, "would eat, just not the entire farking bowl" you got all that? I would pass it off as good food? lol, wut? I never said it was the most amazingness thing evar!! But I would try it... jeebus.

Grabbing at straws are we?

EDIT: Cell +1

[XemnasXD]

Not really. You've made several post in this thread that indicate the only thing you see wrong with the dish is calories and portions.

I simply said anything in excess is unhealthy and that what she made wasn't as bad as some people in this thread are acting.

just not the entire Farking bowl, morons.

Hmmm, 6805 calories, 358g fat, 68 sat fat total.

So, 8 servings in that big azz bowl? 850 cal, 44.75g fat - 8.5g of which are sat fat in a serving.

By no means considered "healthy", but not really that bad either.

You don't mention ingredients or flavors but you say you know how to cook. I go back to my original point. You've spent most of your time in this thread justifying the dish on a caloric level deeming it "Not as bad as some people in this thread are acting." As if thats the only reason someone wouldn't eat this dish, ignoring the extremely obvious thing wrong with it. Its disgusting. The amount of certain ingredients, disgusting. The lack of the necessary ingredients appalling. Now i know that sounds highly opinionated but there is a certain point where food should be universally panned as bad. Not because of the calories, but because its just bad food.

Also saying you would eat it, just not the whole bowl isn't the same as saying you'd try it. If thats what you meant you should've said it but instead you called everyone morons for bashing the dish(my real problem) and then you went on to play Sinful Sallys Damage Control(my other problem)...

i believe this is that long response you were waiting for...you earned it...it gets brought out by excessive amounts of stupid, you didn't get here alone, cell helped so i think he earned that +1...

[CeLL]

seriously.

[TheDrop]

daaaaamn....

[Deadsolid]

Ummm, no.

Makes the doughnut burger look idiotic.
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[XemnasXD]

I'd eat a Luther Burger..

[CeLL]

I'd eat a Luther Burger..

salty+sweet+bacon=Mmmmmmm.

[evilpeta]

north american cuisine at its best

[M3K0S]

And end up like her? no ty

she is just big boned

DAYUUUUM thats a weird ass bone under whats left of her chin...

[evilpeta]

lil bit of pepper:

where's the chin? i suck at this...

[NuclearSilo]

now I know why pigs are fat

[EvGa]

You don't mention ingredients or flavors but you say you know how to cook. I go back to my original point. You've spent most of your time in this thread justifying the dish on a caloric level deeming it "Not as bad as some people in this thread are acting." As if thats the only reason someone wouldn't eat this dish, ignoring the extremely obvious thing wrong with it. Its disgusting. The amount of certain ingredients, disgusting. The lack of the necessary ingredients appalling. Now i know that sounds highly opinionated but there is a certain point where food should be universally panned as bad. Not because of the calories, but because its just bad food.

Also saying you would eat it, just not the whole bowl isn't the same as saying you'd try it. If thats what you meant you should've said it but instead you called everyone morons for bashing the dish(my real problem) and then you went on to play Sinful Sallys Damage Control(my other problem)...

i believe this is that long response you were waiting for...you earned it...it gets brought out by excessive amounts of stupid, you didn't get here alone, cell helped so i think he earned that +1...

There it is, woot! You're amazing. My posts were obviously directed at the people crying out "holy shiat thats unhealthy.".

NOT the people saying it looks "nasty". I apologize for seemingly calling everyone morons, that's not what I meant. I contradicted myself with the name calling bit, I think you and I both should refrain from personal attacks from now on. It doesn't make for a very healthy argument, no pun intended.

That is all.














This one's on me:

[olympis]

thats Fakin sick

[Sacchin]

Ew.

[peex]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!