I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???

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I have a yeast infection (Candida Fungus to be exact)???

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So today I went to an open clinic just to try to get a prescription for my ongoing cold I've had for almost a week now, but instead, I went out with a prescription for my yeast infection...
I originally went for my cold, but the doctor said to drink lots of fluids. Then I showed him the white spots on my lower back and he says "Thats a yeast infection" and I'm like "wtf...". I thought exactly "I thought only women get yeast infections", but then he said that it was some fungus and that I would have to take prescribed medicine to get rid of it...

Cool story bro?
Has anybody else had a yeast infection before? lol
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Cool story bro.
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riveting tale, chap.
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lol you have a vagina on your back
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lol, isn't that called trush?
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Enjoy your dorsal-vag.
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XemnasXD wrote:lol you have a vagina on your back


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XemnasXD wrote:lol you have a vagina on your back


Exactly what I thought when I read his post.

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Squirt wrote:lol, isn't that called trush?



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its brah.
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infection magnet?
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i have swine flu

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cool story bro O_O

dude I got sick Sunday the beginning of out fair and ppl thought I was drunk because I couldn't walk right, missed 2 days of school and come back ppl kept askin me if I had the swine flu! but damn was I sick, I'm still coughing as I'm typing this LMFAO! and yah bro good luck with that shit O_O
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There was this girl.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:So today I went to an open clinic just to try to get a prescription for my ongoing cold I've had for almost a week now, but instead, I went out with a prescription for my yeast infection...
I originally went for my cold, but the doctor said to drink lots of fluids. Then I showed him the white spots on my lower back and he says "Thats a yeast infection" and I'm like "wtf...". I thought exactly "I thought only women get yeast infections", but then he said that it was some fungus and that I would have to take prescribed medicine to get rid of it...

Cool story bro?
Has anybody else had a yeast infection before? lol


my wife has had them...
you could even get them in your mouth. it just a fungus that feeds on poor ph balances. eat more veggies, drink more 100% juices. get your ph balance back into the alkaline.
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I'm supposed to eat these APO-FLUCONAZOLE-150 pills once a week for 3 weeks, and the white spots are supposed to disappear ^______^
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well good luck freak...































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Hey, at least it ain't on your johnson.
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