Transformers 3 pushed early.(release date revealed)

[Brago]

Micheal bay has changed the release date of T3 from 2012 to 2011. July 1st.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/take5-10-05-09.html

[Sav]

yea i just read this a little while back and this was hilarious

Fox originally drew Bay's ire while promoting this summer's "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," when she said that "working with Michael Bay is not about an acting experience." Bay responded, "She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do." Most recently, Fox compared Bay to "Napoleon" and said she and costar Shia LaBeouf "almost die when we make a 'Transformers' movie... He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do."

In this latest blog post, Bay writes, "Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture." He goes on to say, "Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you."

[/Pi]

[Toasty]

Transformers 2 was probably the biggest waste of my whole "Holywood" Movies/Series time in my life. Never gonna watch any transformers movie again. I feel like creating a rant thread about it...

Agreed.

[Guardia]

Transformers 2 was probably the biggest waste of my whole "Holywood" Movies/Series time in my life. Never gonna watch any transformers movie again. I feel like creating a rant thread about it...

What the heck? Transformers 2 was one of the best movie for me.

[Squirt]

Transformers 2 was probably the biggest waste of my whole "Holywood" Movies/Series time in my life. Never gonna watch any transformers movie again. I feel like creating a rant thread about it...

What the heck? Transformers 2 was one of the best movie for me.

If you want a messed up storyline and repetitive robot fighting then yes...

How the hell can you take something as awesome as giant robots beating the shit out of each other and make it so crappy? Michael Bay knows the secret.

[Guardia]

I disagree.. Not crappy at all.

[CeLL]

Transformers 2 was probably the biggest waste of my whole "Holywood" Movies/Series time in my life. Never gonna watch any transformers movie again. I feel like creating a rant thread about it...

this is exactly how i felt about xmen 3. they took the most irritating over played portion of the cartoon series, and made it happen way too soon, then they have a 5 minute "war" on mutants, with no real sentinels. then they kill half the cast. and then the actors refuse to make another movie. this mostly because the original director quit and put some douche bag in charge of the remaineder of the series.

this rage was ressurected when i saw the wolverine movie, it was great but reminded me they they totally farked my favorite childhood fantasy in the butt.

i havent seen Transformers 2 but i can imagine them fuckin it up too.

[heroo]

imo, you're retarted if you're looking for a good and thorough storyline about robots.

Transformers is an actionbased movie with lots of explosions, fights and chicks. you either love it or hate it.

don't be looking for drama or a good storyline -.-

[chickenfeather]

imo, you're retarted if you're looking for a good and thorough storyline about robots.

That is exactly what transformers was about. But then they had to turn it into...

an actionbased movie with lots of explosions, fights and chicks.

[CeLL]

Transformers is an actionbased movie with lots of explosions, fights and chicks. you either love it or hate it.

ok see. this is the retarded way of looking into movies.

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OK LETS SEE HERE

BIG BADASS EXPLOSIONS = CHECK
FIGHTS = CHECK
CHICKS = CHECK

It's an awesome movie!

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No wonder Jennifer's body made that much. If they didn't have megan fox or any of those people with "retarded" way of looking into movies, no one would of went. Everyone I know that went to it regrets it. We've seen the lesbian kiss from the trailer they gave. Nothing else interesting left.

yeah, hollywood has implanted this mentality as a way to work massive scams over on a fan base that they themselves have created. the only franchise they have done ANY justice to is spiderman. they actually gave it a back story. pissing of the aforementioned fanbase sitting behind me saying, and i quote, "WHENS HE GONNA BE SPIDERMAN!?!?"

[heroo]

ok see. this is the retarded way of looking into movies.

well maybe you and your friends didn't know that some people actually enjoy movies like this.

i don't always need a good and thorough storyline. i'm not always looking for a movie that will change the way i look at life.

occasionally, i can enjoy a movie with explosions, fights and good chicks.

i'm sorry this movie didn't change the way you and your friends look at life. better luck next time.

[CeLL]

ok see. this is the retarded way of looking into movies.

well maybe you and your friends didn't know that some people actually enjoy movies like this.

i don't always need a good and thorough storyline. i'm not always looking for a movie that will change the way i look at life.

occasionally, i can enjoy a movie with explosions, fights and good chicks.

i'm sorry this movie didn't change the way you and your friends look at life. better luck next time.

i dont think he means he wants some deep philosophical movie that makes him appreciate life better. i think that he wants a movie that does justice to what we as children enjoyed and have waited all our lives to see brought to life on the big screen. if you want a good bang bang shootem up movie, go back to the late 80's- early 90's.

[DumboDii]

messed up story line with the most ridicilous story.

Alien transforming robots comes to earth and starts co-op with American army. What the fuck did you expect?

don't forget that there is a thousand like messed up places. If that little item made all the kitcen turn into robots when it hit the table, why doesn't it make everything to turn to robot when it hits the Earth? Why doesn't it make Megan's mobile robot when it was in her purse? +1001 more Why does/Why does not/How come that/How come that does not during the whole movie.

Pretty much always when cartoon/anime/game/book is converted into movie this happens.

Also, Megan Fox sucks at acting. It's pretty obvious why she has like 10 lines during the whole movie but about 100 flashes of her body.

Well she is pretty much meaningless character in the whole movie so her acting skills are meaningless too. All she has to do is look good for 10-15 seconds which she does pretty well.

She also looks hideous in the junk shit she wears during the whole movie. I'm quite happy I saw it cause now I can actually understand why people find her so normal.

For me it was nice spent of time since I had nothing else to do that day. Not like I'm going to watch it 5 times day no no.

And btw welcome to present. Movies are like this nowadays.

[heroo]

i dont think he means he wants some deep philosophical movie that makes him appreciate life better. i think that he wants a movie that does justice to what we as children enjoyed and have waited all our lives to see brought to life on the big screen. if you want a good bang bang shootem up movie, go back to the late 80's- early 90's.

i know, i've also watched the Transformers series and enjoyed it alot.

but still i'm glad that someone had the courage to try to bring these series to the big screen. and I think he did a decent job, though it's far from perfect.

[CeLL]

next, thunder cats.

[Beto_Chavez]

While I agree that T2 could have been so much better, there were some epic fight scenes.

IE The Fallen Forest / Death of Optimus

Other then that the movie was mediocre at best.

[Swindler]

Transformers 2 wasnt bad, but the first is waaay much better

While I agree that T2 could have been so much better, there were some epic fight scenes.

IE The Fallen Forest / Death of Optimus

loved that fighting scene.

[XemnasXD]

i liked the transformers cartoons, i liked beast wars, i even enjoyed that beast machine thing...I like the first transformers movie, i felt like i was watching my childhood come alive, you should've seen my face when all the transformers were introduced in that alley..all smile...

the second movie was a huge disappointment. they took what made the first movie fun and exciting and instead of making it better and building on a foundation then just made it bigger and louder and hotter and thought that was the same thing. The story was patched together, forced, and ridiculous even by transformer standards. TBH i only found one fight enjoyable and that was the epic forest battle...nothing else compared to that, all other fights were just a competition to be bigger and louder than the previous one.

Im going to see transformers 3, probably in theaters too, but my expectations have been severely reduced. Im expecting a horrible explosion fest and by this time megan fox will probably have a topless scene and the plot will make no sense...would be nice if Bay could prove me wrong...

[TheDrop]

Gawd. They should have stopped at Transformers 1 tbh, which was awesome. I used to wonder why everyone called transformers 2 crap, but after i watched it, i agreed with them -_-.

[CrimsonNuker]

I heard Megan Fox gets her ass squashed by Megatron at the beginning of T3.

[satman83]

imo, you're retarted if you're looking for a good and thorough storyline about robots.

Transformers is an actionbased movie with lots of explosions, fights and chicks. you either love it or hate it.

don't be looking for drama or a good storyline -.-

Well no, sorry i have to say you are completly wrong.

Spiderman 1 and x-men 1 both are as far fecthed as transformers but are
both clever, funny well written films with good acting and scripts.

So to say its stupid to expect something from transforms its completly
wrong. Its been proven that you can make a good movie and still have
amazing fight scenes/ special effects.

most recent examples would be District 9, Iron Man, Star Trek and Hell Boy 2

[Jstar1]

transformers 2 was actually decent until the moment they all teleported across the earth to egypt to go on a indiana jones style adventure thing to find some robot artifact. thats when I knew how shitty this movie was. the only good thing was the action

[Skyve]

"Transformers 2 story sucks" ....I go nerdrage when I hear that >.< Transformers is all about Action,Robots & Megan Fox,dont expect a detailed storyline...

[Sav]

megan fox acting scks, the only reason i'd spend money exclusively on her is if she spent 90 mins doing a lap dance for the audience with little to nothing on

i haven't seen part 2, so no opinion yet, but only hopeful

[XemnasXD]

"Transformers 2 story sucks" ....I go nerdrage when I hear that >.< Transformers is all about Action,Robots & Megan Fox,dont expect a detailed storyline...

How can you go nerdrage when saying "Transformes 2 storys sucks" IS nerdrage...and whats so nerdy about saying I like Cars, Explosions, and Tits all the time...

stop fooling yourself, you're out of the game poser...

[inky]

Lol. If you want to bash the movie and talk about how shitty it is, fine. But don't hate on people for actually enjoying the movie. What, it's a crime for others to enjoy movies that you don't like?

[Skyve]

"Transformers 2 story sucks" ....I go nerdrage when I hear that >.< Transformers is all about Action,Robots & Megan Fox,dont expect a detailed storyline...

How can you go nerdrage when saying "Transformes 2 storys sucks" IS nerdrage...and whats so nerdy about saying I like Cars, Explosions, and Tits all the time...

stop fooling yourself, you're out of the game poser...

Your funny,I dont know what nerdrage means to you but to me its when you go really mad like nerds when they loose on a game(ex: German kid smashing his keyboard).So calm down,take a chill pill,and leave your QQ about me using the word "nerdrage" out of this post.Im kinda of amused at how pissed you got from that one post

Overreacting much?

Oh and um... "Your out of the game poser",really?You coudn't find a better line?

[XemnasXD]

"Transformers 2 story sucks" ....I go nerdrage when I hear that >.< Transformers is all about Action,Robots & Megan Fox,dont expect a detailed storyline...

How can you go nerdrage when saying "Transformes 2 storys sucks" IS nerdrage...and whats so nerdy about saying I like Cars, Explosions, and Tits all the time...

stop fooling yourself, you're out of the game poser...

lololololol,I dont know what nerdrage means to you but to me its when you go really mad like nerds when they loose on a game(ex: German kid smashing his keyboard).So calm down,take a chill pill,and leave your QQ about me using the word "nerdrage" out of this post.

Overreacting much?

Oh and um... "Your out of the game poser",really?You coudn't find a better line?

again, people assuming that im a ball of pent up fury at my board hammering away at fire and brimstone keys...i should include a footnote that all my comments should be read using the dry witty voice of Ricky Gervais...

keep that in mind as you read this rebuttal...are you hearing it now...good....

Now lets think about this, right. Transformer is about Action, Robots, and Megan Fox. Not story, the storyline is supposed to be bad and if its good that wasn't the point anyway, right. First of all i feel sorry for anyone who pays $10 for something that they're expecting to be bad so they can enjoy it, not in like a "I saw DragonBall: Evolution in theaters because i wanted to make fun of how shitty it was going to be" But more like "I saw DragonBall: Evolution in theaters knowing it would be awful but DB is about action, aliens, and semi-hot asian chicks so quality no longer matters." The former is acceptable, laudable in fact, and shows someone with alot of time to waste and a good sense of humor, good for them. The latter is unacceptable and shows someone with alot of time to waste and a poor sense of humor who is easily entertained. The latter person will probably enjoy any movie regardless of plot as long as he see's hot chicks and explosions and of course they can back up their beliefs by saying "<insert movie> wasn't about story, it was about <insert action> and <insert hot chick> effff yeahhhhhh!!!" Bad them...bad bad bad...them should know better but them don't...

Thanks to the latter person Hollywood can follow up an enjoyable movie like Transformers I with a retarded movie like Transformers II and they'll make bank as long as explosions and hot chicks make several appearances. Because the latter person has been produced in mass (for reasons see Idiocracy) and the former person not so much, Hollywood caters to the latter, lowering the standards of all action movies to the point where they start making, Explosions & Cars II: Return of the Hot Chicks

/English accented diatribe

[Skyve]

again, people assuming that im a ball of pent up fury at my board hammering away at fire and brimstone keys...i should include a footnote that all my comments should be read using the dry witty voice of Ricky Gervais...

keep that in mind as you read this rebuttal...are you hearing it now...good....

Now lets think about this, right. Transformer is about Action, Robots, and Megan Fox. Not story, the storyline is supposed to be bad and if its good that wasn't the point anyway, right. First of all i feel sorry for anyone who pays $10 for something that they're expecting to be bad so they can enjoy it, not in like a "I saw DragonBall: Evolution in theaters because i wanted to make fun of how shitty it was going to be" But more like "I saw DragonBall: Evolution in theaters knowing it would be awful but DB is about action, aliens, and semi-hot asian chicks so quality no longer matters." The former is acceptable, laudable in fact, and shows someone with alot of time to waste and a good sense of humor, good for them. The latter is unacceptable and shows someone with alot of time to waste and a poor sense of humor who is easily entertained. The latter person will probably enjoy any movie regardless of plot as long as he see's hot chicks and explosions and of course they can back up their beliefs by saying "<insert movie> wasn't about story, it was about <insert action> and <insert hot chick> effff yeahhhhhh!!!" Bad them...bad bad bad...them should know better but them don't...

Thanks to the latter person Hollywood can follow up an enjoyable movie like Transformers I with a retarded movie like Transformers II and they'll make bank as long as explosions and hot chicks make several appearances. Because the latter person has been produced in mass (for reasons see Idiocracy) and the former person not so much, Hollywood caters to the latter, lowering the standards of all action movies to the point where they start making, Explosions & Cars II: Return of the Hot Chicks

/English accented diatribe

So the whole argument is about you not respecting my opinion about a movie? If I read you right,I'd be considered the "latter" person. Well I dont expect the same thing from different movies.Some movies I expect a deep storyline(ex:HP) and some I expect more Action(ex:Trans.2).

After saying that,I'm having trouble understand why you would consider me a "latter" person,as I dont enjoy all movies with no plot,I only have different expectations for different movies =)