Joke Game
Joke Game
ok guys lets have some fun here are the rules post 1 joke in each post copy paste make it just make it funny so lets start with me
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b*tch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b*tch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A B*TCH!!!"
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b*tch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b*tch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b*tch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A B*TCH!!!"

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Re: Joke Game
Everyone knows that priests only have sex with males.
I'm glad our mod's ban doucherockets
Re: Joke Game
Blurred wrote:N1gga that was already used on the other thread ><
only one i had =(
Goobronicus wrote:Everyone knows that priests only have sex with males.
wut?
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Re: Joke Game
Too long, very old, and no.
But I'll give you one just for the hell of it...
What's the 'N' word you never want to call a black person?
But I'll give you one just for the hell of it...
What's the 'N' word you never want to call a black person?
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Re: Joke Game
Nothxbai.
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Re: Joke Game
good joke, you can post some more as far as i am concern.

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No plis no!
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