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the following is a joke on the Late Night Show With Conan O' Brien

Conan wrote:"The mayor of Newark, NJ, wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents' health,"..."The health-care program consists of a bus ticket out of Newark."


In response to the late-night host dissing his city, Mayor Booker, who clearly does not like to be upstaged, released his first YouTube video this week that decreed the comedian may no longer set foot on city soil, which includes Newark Airport.

"Not only am I the mayor of New Jersey's largest city, I'm also mayor of a city with one of the largest airports in the United States," he said.

"So now, according to the powers invested in me by the people of the city of Newark, I'm officially putting you on the Newark, NJ, airport no-fly list.

this was the mayor's response
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this was conan's response to video

http://www.hulu.com/embed/a4yUz7T9nbVHkZse7dn5xw - high quality
(video may not be available to those outside US/Canada)

for other regions

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again the mayor, seem's he's a bit beyond mad
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looks like the mayor had a rough night
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Oh shit, he is banned from part of Ghana.

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lol jersey....what a stain on our nation...
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XemnasXD wrote:lol jersey....what a stain on our nation...


careful youll get banned from jersey.
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What's everyone's preconceived notion of Jersey? There are actually nice suburbs and people down in South Jersey. I can see myself living in Jersey forever.
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New Jersey hahaha
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Oh shi-! Serious business going on right here. :shock:

I think that's awesome :P I never really liked Conan
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lmfao

reminds me of the look-like-dumbshets-with-tans

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wootpops wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:lol jersey....what a stain on our nation...


careful youll get banned from jersey.

:shock: lol he prob wont care
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We have LGA and JFK airport. Who the hell needs Newark? :D
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That's one pissed off mayor. Conan's video was funny as hell though.
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someone post a youtube of conans response.
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wootpops wrote:someone post a youtube of conans response.


shetty sound but if you put your volume to max you can understand it

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Lulz, the mayor seems somewhat a lunatic =p
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Sav wrote:
wootpops wrote:someone post a youtube of conans response.


shetty sound but if you put your volume to max you can understand it

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So much win.

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Hilarious stuff, I saw this on air and laughed non-stop.

As for Hulu, it doesn't work for Canadians.

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Lol they have a black mayor xD.
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Squirt wrote:Lol they have a black mayor xD.
/not racist


Lol they have a black president xD.
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