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A bikini model has used her large bosom as a defence to win a not guilty verdict in court.

The Japanese model, who uses the professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after the court agreed her breasts were so big she could not possibly have squeezed through a hole into a room.

After being aquited from a charge of "property destruction" Miss Kozakura said: "I used to hate my body so much because I thought my bust was too big.

"But it was definitely my breasts that won for me today."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0SXN2P8Iq
Bikini model Serena Kozakura told a court her breasts were too large for her to fit through the hole

Miss Kozakura was convicted last year after a boyfriend said she had kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside - beside he was with another woman.

But in her defence the 38-year-old model told the Tokyo court that the man had made the hole himself before accusing her.

When she appealed this week her defence lawyer held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not possibly have squeezed through it with her 43in bust.

"I agree," said Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada after casting his eyes over the model.

And he threw out the guilty finding.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0SXN5OCSJ

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she might win a case but she is going to have a bad back later in life
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hah thats pretty funny



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antics wrote:butterface


This. lol.
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BOOBIES!

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HejsaN wrote:BOOBIES!
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Mmmmmm boobs....
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Too big :(

What's wrong with normal boobs? I love all normal ones :)
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mmmmmmmm...
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woutR wrote:Too big :(

What's wrong with normal boobs? I love all normal ones :)


this. im not very fond oh big boobs
i like b-c thats just me

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when boobs get too big theyre are gross
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theblindarcher wrote:when boobs get too big theyre are gross

Those boobs still look good to me....

mhhh....
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Nothing's wrong. European loves big boobs
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I dunno if the judge ruling was entirely correct. Boobs are squishy and can change shape to squeeze through smaller openings, just like an octopus. Her ribcage measurement doesn't look so big either. She's got crazy eyes too.
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nice rack :love:

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theblindarcher wrote:when boobs get too big theyre are gross
let it gooooo let it gooooOoOooOOOOOO

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Squirt wrote:
theblindarcher wrote:when boobs get too big theyre are gross

Those boobs still look good to me....

mhhh....

im sure u wanna just stuff ur face between those two pillows/steaks :D
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gotta love big boob even more now.
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^ first 3 = sexy
last one = ewww
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/agrees with Squirt.

the last one is disgusting
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UnbeatableDevil wrote:/agrees with Squirt.

the last one is disgusting

oh my jesus that is nasty she is gunna b falling when she is 80 cause her boobs weigh so much hell she dun need a pillow no more
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last one nasty but rest sexy

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lol it's a blanket.
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Shaka Laka wrote:lol it's a blanket.

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Last one would be sexy without the oversized rack.
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