My life is average

[woutR]

Ok so I guess most of us know 'Fuck My Life' (http://www.fmylife.com), but now I found some sort of spoof that's also pretty enjoyable. It's called My Life is Average and it has average daily stories with a twist.

I love this one:

Today, the soap slipped out of my hand while I was having a shower.
It slid down the shower curtain and down the side of the bath like a quarter-pipe. It then shot up the other side of the bath and I casually caught it with my other hand and continued showering.
It was the coolest moment of my life. MLIA.

And I thought this one was pretty amusing too

Today, I found some old swimming goggles, I decided to use them while I was having a shower so I could keep my eyes open while washing my hair. It was awesome. MLIA

It may not be for you but I figured it would bring a smile to some of us.
And here's the link to the best rated ones this year: http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?part=year

[InviSniper]

I have a degree in statistics. My life is averages.

[Squirt]

Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML

[Doron]

Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved. MLIA

A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA

these were just on the first page, and I srsly laughed my ass off.

[Ashikiheyun]

OMG. I LOVE mlia I read it everyday, it's so much better then fml.

I'll post some of my favorites later.

[Mirosuke]

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA

Lmao

[Locketart]

Today, while my Spanish teacher was handing out books to the class, she asked "are there any problems with the books?" One kid responded "mine's in a different language." New best friend. MLIA

[Wu]

Today, I found some old swimming goggles, I decided to use them while I was having a shower so I could keep my eyes open while washing my hair. It was awesome. MLIA

I always did that as a kid.

Today, while eating M&M's I found a purple M&M in my bag. I'm onto you, red and blue. MLIA.

lol

[_Lana_]

I read FML every single day, guess i have a new addiction.

Today, I was working behind the counter at my job when a little boy asked me how I get out from behind the counter. I simply replied that I lived there and didn't need to come out. He looked up at me horified and wispered "but how do you brush your teeth" MLIA

Lol

[Kazook]

Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA

Lol'd

[woutR]

Today, I found some old swimming goggles, I decided to use them while I was having a shower so I could keep my eyes open while washing my hair. It was awesome. MLIA

I always did that as a kid.

When I was a kid I put my chin on my chest and then put my head under the shower. I remember telling my sister the trick and I felt like a genius.
My mother still has a picture where we're both under the shower, going head first with soaped up hair using the 'trick'. Man my mom was weird, but it's still a brilliant picture.

[Doron]

I'd rather call that site My Life Is Awesome, cuz all the posts are so epic en awesome.

[Ashikiheyun]

I'd rather call that site My Life Is Awesome, cuz all the posts are so epic en awesome.

I always read it as "my life is awesome", because I agree with you, most of the posts are epic.

Today, my AP history teacher started talking about music. He then said, "The Black Eyed Peas used to be the Peas. Until Chuck Norris heard their music." Never have I had such high hopes for school before. MLIA.

[CrimsonNuker]

On Friday I had fish and rice
On Saturday I had fish and rice
But today, I had rice and fish.

MLIA.

[XMoshe]

Best. Find. Ever.

[woutR]

Today I watched the Emmy's and one guy said "I'm going to make this brief, because I don't want to be interrupted by a rapper or congressman." I still can't stop laughing. MLIA.

Tonight, I was listening to the radio on my way home. “Heartless” by Kanye West came on, a few seconds into the song, the DJ stopped it and said “just kidding!” and proceeded to play “You Belong with Me” by Taylor Swift. This made my whole day. MLIA

[Amarisa]

Today, as I was walking down the hall at my office, I got that feeling that someone was watching me. As I turned and looked around, I didn't see anybody. I wasn't surprised. MLIA.

lol