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Why women have sex?

FORGET romance, fellas - a saucy new book suggests women romp for far more mundane reasons.

From relieving boredom to bargaining over household chores, Why Women Have Sex explodes the myths surrounding why females get frisky.

Surprisingly, authors Cindy Meston and David Buss found passion and sexual attraction were fairly low down on our list.

"Research has shown that most men find most women at least somewhat sexually attractive, whereas most women do not find most men sexually attractive at all," say the authors, both professors at the University of Texas.

So with fancying the pants off a bloke out the window - why else would we hop into bed?

How about pity? One woman interviewed for the book said: "I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them."

84 per cent admitted sex ensured a quiet life at home. One woman explained: "I have sex to relieve the boredom - because it's easier than fighting."

Others confessed they did it to improve their sexual performance or because they felt they owed a date something for extravagant gifts or meals.

In fact, in one survey of students carried out by researchers, nearly one in ten women admitted to "having sex for presents".

But the results weren't all bad. One of the 1,000 women surveyed said sex was like a spiritual experience: "It's the closest thing to God."

While others cooed over the health benefits of bedroom olympics, claiming sex cures migraines and stress headaches.

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned pleasure, girls?

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Why women really have sex

1. 'To relieve the boredom - because it's easier than fighting. To give me something to do'

2. In return for a household chore

3. 'Because it's the closest thing to God'

4. 'I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them'

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5. 'Because he bought me a nice dinner'

6. 'I have sex with my boyfriend to make my sexual skills better'

7. To relieve a migraine or stress headache

8. With an unattractive man - because low testosterone attracts women by suggesting the man is less likely to cheat

9. College separation: 'Life is too short to be waiting four years to have sex again'


Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/wo ... e-sex.html

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Okey...
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I don't know how should I feel about this. Mostly wat.
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Truly, my most profound passion in life is to fornicate with every beautiful woman on God's green earth.
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I knew it.
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Number 4 sounds fun :D
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so women dont have secks with people becuz they find them attractive? or like them? fuck im screwed.....
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I'll make her feel sorry for me tonight. lol
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Mirosuke wrote:I'll make her feel sorry for me tonight. lol


:D Aye, number 4 deffently sounds good.
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if this was true then all those jocks wouldn't be getting laid and all the pitiful nerds would be...
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Dont believe everything you read.
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must be a coincidence The TheologiansCafe also posted this today...
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wtf.

I'm a girl and I've never ever thought that way

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Why women really have sex

1. 'To relieve the boredom - because it's easier than fighting. To give me something to do'
umm wrong? "i'm soo bored I go have some sex with random guy" wtf

2. In return for a household chore
no?

3. 'Because it's the closest thing to God'
I dont know if I should laugh at this

4. 'I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them'
heard girls saying this before, but it's not my thing really

5. 'Because he bought me a nice dinner'
must be really starving if she did that for food

6. 'I have sex with my boyfriend to make my sexual skills better'
and what is bf has bad skills?

7. To relieve a migraine or stress headache
when I get a headache sex is last thing on my mind and I guess thats something normal

8. With an unattractive man - because low testosterone attracts women by suggesting the man is less likely to cheat
exactly the opposite way, but if this was real then ugly men would be most wanted, so it's like a circle.. wrong.. not even with the light off

9. College separation: 'Life is too short to be waiting four years to have sex again'
we can do that at any age, unlike men^^


what I believe, this book was written by a guy that hates women.. and he's probably ugly, thinking of #8 in the list
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Bitches and whores.
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sounds like the interviewed a bunch of old married christian white women.
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DluR wrote:wtf.

I'm a girl and I've never ever thought that way

The List

Why women really have sex

1. 'To relieve the boredom - because it's easier than fighting. To give me something to do'
umm wrong? "i'm soo bored I go have some sex with random guy" wtf

2. In return for a household chore
no?

3. 'Because it's the closest thing to God'
I dont know if I should laugh at this

4. 'I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them'
heard girls saying this before, but it's not my thing really

5. 'Because he bought me a nice dinner'
must be really starving if she did that for food

6. 'I have sex with my boyfriend to make my sexual skills better'
and what is bf has bad skills?

7. To relieve a migraine or stress headache
when I get a headache sex is last thing on my mind and I guess thats something normal

8. With an unattractive man - because low testosterone attracts women by suggesting the man is less likely to cheat
exactly the opposite way, but if this was real then ugly men would be most wanted, so it's like a circle.. wrong.. not even with the light off

9. College separation: 'Life is too short to be waiting four years to have sex again'
we can do that at any age, unlike men^^


what I believe, this book was written by a guy that hates women.. and he's probably ugly, thinking of #8 in the list
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DluR wrote:wtf.

I'm a girl and I've never ever thought that way

This ^
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Sacchin wrote:
DluR wrote:wtf.

I'm a girl and I've never ever thought that way

This ^


aren't you like 12 though?
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XemnasXD wrote:
Sacchin wrote:
DluR wrote:wtf.

I'm a girl and I've never ever thought that way

This ^


aren't you like 12 though?

What era is this? 12 is the new 18 for sex.

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XemnasXD wrote:
aren't you like 12 though?

the best age....
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XemnasXD wrote:
Sacchin wrote:
DluR wrote:wtf.

I'm a girl and I've never ever thought that way

This ^


aren't you like 12 though?

I'm 27...¬_¬
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Arg! Noobs!
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Sacchin wrote:
XemnasXD wrote:
Sacchin wrote:This ^


aren't you like 12 though?

I'm 27...¬_¬


really? You learn sumthin new everyday, i tell you what. Carry on then ma'am...
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XemnasXD wrote:really? You learn sumthin new everyday, i tell you what. Carry on then ma'am...

Yes, I know I don't act it ~_~;;

People say I'm 12 because I "sound" young. But they're all noobs, all of them.

lol Have you been watching King of the Hill?
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I dont like the List... really!!!!

Its not because that i'm a religious person, its not because i dont like sex, AND ITS JUST NOT THE FCK THAT I'M A FCKING FAT UGLY PERSON WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO FCKING LOVE ME!!!

Its about the WOMAN'S SELF-RESPECT!!!

I really like a person who is so called PURE, a virgin when i marry her(if i get married), i gain more trust for her than any of the people/woman i see.

WHEN EVER A WOMAN LOOSES ITS SELF-RESPECT, I LOSE MY RESPECT FOR HER TOO. but friendship is still there only my respect for her is degraded...

sorry for all women that are offended to what i said, its just me, if someone is offended to what i said, maybe its the time you ask yourself?... have you lost your self-respect?
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cpinney wrote:sounds like the interviewed a bunch of old married christian white women.


HAHA true that
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