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Think about this next time you don't have a condom and are with a girl naked* and are risking pregnancy, think about what if your kids turned out like this.

Two adult children are suing their biological mother for intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress that they say occurred over a period of more than 14 years.**

Steven A. Miner II is 21 years old and Kathryn R. Miner is 18. Together, they are suing their mother Kimberly A. Garrity in a complaint that details years of alleged mistreatment, including the following:

- Garrity will invite one child to an event without inviting the other.

- Garrity would purchase things for Kathryn without purchasing anything for Steven.

- Garrity offered to provide college financial assistence to Steven and not Kathryn.

- Garrity did not provide Christmas or birthday gifts to Steven from 1996 through 2005 or Kathryn in 2007.

- When Steven took back a popsicle jewelry box he made Garrity, she called the police because she asserted there was a diamond necklace in it.

- Garrity told Steven that if he didn't wear his seatbelt, she would drive to a local police station and tell the cops.

- Garrity smacked Steven on the head for no reason in 1994.

- Garrity did not provide "so much as a care package to Steven while he was away at college, while other parents send their children items and packages on a continuous basis."

- Garrity "refused to assist Kathryn with the purchase of a dress but, provided Kathryn with the use of an automobile for homecoming; and then proceeded to contact her at midnight while she was with her friends and made her return the automobile."


Source: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago ... tress.html

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**Source checks out, but it's pretty poorly written for a legitimate news article -_- still, good for the laughs

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Pretty good :P is it real ? im 2 lazy to click the link :D
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Adult children is a good term for these failures.
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Its real.
You can sue for almost anything these days...
You could probably sue a hooker in Nevada for sucking when you said blow..
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Two adult children are suing their biological mother for intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress that they say occurred over a period of more than 14 years.**

Steven A. Miner II is 21 years old and Kathryn R. Miner is 18. Together, they are suing their mother Kimberly A. Garrity in a complaint that details years of alleged mistreatment, including the following:

- Garrity will invite one child to an event without inviting the other.

- Garrity would purchase things for Kathryn without purchasing anything for Steven.

- Garrity offered to provide college financial assistence to Steven and not Kathryn.

- Garrity did not provide Christmas or birthday gifts to Steven from 1996 through 2005 or Kathryn in 2007.

- When Steven took back a popsicle jewelry box he made Garrity, she called the police because she asserted there was a diamond necklace in it.

- Garrity told Steven that if he didn't wear his seatbelt, she would drive to a local police station and tell the cops.

- Garrity smacked Steven on the head for no reason in 1994.

- Garrity did not provide "so much as a care package to Steven while he was away at college, while other parents send their children items and packages on a continuous basis."

- Garrity "refused to assist Kathryn with the purchase of a dress but, provided Kathryn with the use of an automobile for homecoming; and then proceeded to contact her at midnight while she was with her friends and made her return the automobile."


I could..SORT of understand some of these..but..the bolded ones. WTF that's life. You can't sue someone over any of these accept for the hitting one.
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feels like something is missing here, it seems that the mom didn't treat her kids that well either. Which leads to the sue.
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- Garrity smacked Steven on the head for no reason in 1994.


lol.....
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Counter-sue for defamation.
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Yeah, I thought about suing my parents for not sending me some rent money this month. Selfish bastards cloth and feed me for 18 years then send me off to be on my own in college for the past 2 years... grrrrrrr

/sarcasm off

That article can't be serious...
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EvGa wrote:That article can't be serious...
These days everything Could happen, I suppose
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