Talk to a stranger lol

[JustOnePlz]

we talked about gang fights and when and when not to use nut punches/shin kicks lol

[SwordCloud]

THIS
IS
SO
FCKING
WEIRD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a horny girl
You: hi im a horny guy want to ****?
You: i will be bottom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i feel so violated fck this chat
*takes scorching hot shower*

ohhhh and the 1st chat i had said that the guy was a fcking registered sex. offender wtf?

It's a fake,they just copy paste message.

[antics]

You: soul mate?
Stranger: lol
You: so thats a no
Stranger: are you a chick or a dude?
You: ill be w.e u want me to be bby cakes
Stranger: sooooo
You: yea
You: im new at this do i fap now or later

[Juicy]

Wtf...

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how's it going?
Stranger: good asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: Thanks, i'm not new to this
You: 17/m/can
Stranger: can. is gay
You: ouch
Stranger: and only for fags that are dumb bitches like you that dont have balls
You: Oh ok, so i'm a dumb bitch?
Stranger: u said it not me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[blackfalcon]

i actually had a pretty good conv. with some chic about sports n musin today. but i forgot to copy the thing

[Brago]

hey im srsly tired.

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You: Do you need a soulmate?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: om jezuz?
Stranger: omg
You: no
You: me
You: i'll be your soulmate
Stranger: PATRICK?
You: you can sit on top of me
You: are you a guy or girl?

Stranger: are you are guy or a girl?
Stranger: I'm a girlguy
You: depends on what you want me to be
Stranger: not really
Stranger: im a girl
You: well do you like guys or girls
Stranger: guyz
You: ok i'll be a guy
Stranger: sweet
You: so hows your life ben
Stranger: it's been good
Stranger: can't complain 
Stranger: and yours?
You: good
You: i could make your life better tho
Stranger: o rly?
You: yah
Stranger: and how mite dat b?/
You: some wings and I can come over
Stranger: chicken wings? 
Stranger: OOO red bull wings
You: wings is code
You: for
Stranger: red bull is bad for you
You: w33d
Stranger: watch dat shit bro
You: i don't do red bull
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: good good
Stranger: w33d huh?
You: replace them with e's
You: the 3's with e's
Stranger: got it
You: do some of that, and I could come over
You: we'd have a ballin time
Stranger: omg r u a wizard?!
Stranger: MERLIN 
Stranger: OMG THERE YOU ARE MERLIN. I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
Stranger: COME HOME
You: could i feel your body
You: i have never felt a girl
Stranger: idk it depends if you're merlin or not
You: what do I have to be to feel you
Stranger: you have to be Robin Williams 
You: ok
You: i will be this robin williams you speak of
You: now let me slip my hand up your shirt
Stranger: o hay wat up g? how u ben foo'? 
Stranger: WAT UP ROBIN 
You: its to late for words
Stranger: thats deep
Stranger: do you write poetry?
You: *slips hands up your shirt*
You: why yes
You: yes i do
Stranger: spit some dope ass rhymes at me den foo
You: are you a black girl?
You: To far to turn back 

Not enough strength to go forward 

On the brink of losing everything 

And there is no longer a beaten path 

I think of giving up, of giving in 

But then thats when I think, of you 


The one who set my soul a blaze 

The first time our eyes met 

The one who I wanted to be my everything 

From the first time we touched 


I think of you, and I keep on 

The darkness surrounds me on every side 

Enemies at every turn 

Those who were suppose to be by my side, gone 

But yet I keep on 

The thoughts of you being my only motivation 


With you, I have no choice but to persevere 

I fight for you my love 

And I will until I know you are safe
Stranger: On wednesdays 
You: don't be black
You: i only feel white girls
Stranger: well today's tuesday 
Stranger: so I'm white
You: *takes your shirt off*
Stranger: I still have it on
You: well take it off
Stranger: i have no arms
You: well then let me take it off for you
Stranger: how are you gonna get here?
You: im right be hind you baby
Stranger: how did you get there?
Stranger: omg u r a wizard!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: *disapear*

[Priam]

I still think this is pretty lame.

[Nantosh]

Tons of quality sh//t here

http://docs.google.com/View?id=dfsp4n2g_135vc45z3f2

Copy'd the thread into Google Docs and it saved it perfectly.

EDIT - It's the BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON raid thread btw from 4chan.

[blacktiger]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: ohai thurr
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 m usa
You: u?
Stranger: 23 F Sweden
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You: nice
You: u blonde?
Stranger: oddly enough no, brunette
You: lol. still cool
You: so wut's there to do over in sweden?
Stranger: ski, and have sex
You: lol
You: u good at both?
Stranger: not so good at skiing
You: i'm cool with tht
Stranger: you like sex?
You: ya
Stranger: you ever have?
You: ya
Stranger: how many times?
You: 5 times
Stranger: same girl?
You: 4 with my ex-girlfriend. nd 1 with her best friend to piss her off
Stranger: would you like to cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: talk about licking my pussy
You: alright
You: i dont head straight into it, but first we kiss softly
You: then i make my way down your neck
You: kissing down your chest
You: nd then, i take a gigantic dump in ur pussy nd mouth
You have disconnected.

[Epic245]

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE x6598:32:2009: As required by State Law, Omegle.com is legally required to inform you that THE PERSON YOU ARE CHATTING WITH IS A FORMERLY CONVICTED CHILD SEX OFFENDER. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

Really?

[Vinyl]

im acting like a 16 year old airhead with short shorts.


first thing this indian guy says is asl.

[blacktiger]

lol, really? there was this 1 guy tht was obsessed wit pokemon. he kept saying "a wild abra suddenly appears". nd the worst part was tht i kept gettin him.

[Nantosh]

lol, really? there was this 1 guy tht was obsessed wit pokemon. he kept saying "a wild abra suddenly appears". nd the worst part was tht i kept gettin him.

No, you kept getting anonymous.
That was another one of 'their' raids.

[.AWAKE.]

Stranger: would you like to cyber?
You: sure
Stranger: talk about licking my pussy
You: alright
You: i dont head straight into it, but first we kiss softly
You: then i make my way down your neck
You: kissing down your chest
You: nd then, i take a gigantic dump in ur pussy nd mouth
You have disconnected.

LMFAO

[Goobronicus]

Connecting to server...

Spoiler!

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: KEN?!
Stranger: ITS BARBIE!
You: BARBIE
You: OMG BARBIE
You: I've missed you
Stranger: me too!
You: Did you turn lesbian?
Stranger: i heard that you slept with midge ):
You: All you do is hang out with the other girls
You: Least you could do is include me in on a threesome
You: And after I got you all that plastic surgery.
Stranger: you are such an ass ken!
You: I mean really, do you think your boobs are NATURAL?
Stranger: YOU HAVE A FAKE PENIS
You: I DID IT FOR YOU!
You: ALL THOSE YEARS OF HORMONE REPLACEMENT
You: AND THEN YOU TURN LESBO!
You: you are such a dirty skank.
Stranger: they mean nothing to me! i love you ken!
Stranger: you are the love of my life. i promise next time you can three some with me and stacy,.
You: MY PLASTIC PENIS IS HARD TO KEEP ERECT !
You: okay, that sounds good
You: I love you
Stranger: *growls*see you at home baby.
You: Ignore what I said before, just don't squeeze your boobs too hard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[user]

You: hi
Stranger: hi`
Stranger: from??
You: canada u?
Stranger: hk
You: oh really
Stranger: yes
You: ur ip says different
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BloodyBlade]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey nice to meet you. Im 23 f Belarus
You: sure you are female? xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/Pi]

You: heya
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there? :3
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Couldn't stop rofling.

[user]

^ thats actually what i did for a while

[georgian]

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Stranger: :0
Stranger: 14/f/ca
You: not impresed by pedobear?
You: nice
You: im 65/m/basement
Stranger: gr8
Stranger: can i lick your old wrinkly balls??
You: why the hell not?
You: you can proceed
Stranger: k
Stranger: EEEEEENF EEEEEENF EEEEEENF


strange people on the intrawebz...

[woutR]

I was trying to get someone to tell me about a good tv show, or at least asking if they knew any, and all I got was "asshole" and people looking for females.

[w00t]

This is how my convo went:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey
Stranger: what?


That whas it. the f? He/she logs on him/herself on that site and then says: WHAT.

lol what an idiotic idea

[DarkestMagicks]

Stranger: hwey
You: hwi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger:
You: ^^
Stranger: how is it going
You: bad
You: my family was killed by ninjas
Stranger: i dont trust ninjas
You: now I need money for kung fu lessons to avenge them
Stranger: they are blackmailers
You: omg theyre black males?
Stranger: **** you boy blackmailers i said
Stranger: read with your eyes not ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[I_R_Powerpuff]

:(

Stranger: hwey
You: hwi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger:
You: ^^
Stranger: how is it going
You: bad
You: my family was killed by ninjas
Stranger: i dont trust ninjas
You: now I need money for kung fu lessons to avenge them
Stranger: they are blackmailers
You: omg theyre black males?
Stranger: **** you boy blackmailers i said
Stranger: read with your eyes not ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[PainterOfSound]

Chat 1:
Stranger: hello kind sir
Stranger: i am daniel
You: hollo
You: how did you find this
Stranger: it was in my pants
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2:
Stranger: m or f
You: niether
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Short and funny, at least for me. But I can't for the life of me have a normal conversation, it just seems too weird, that's why I interact with people in real life. People I know.

[penfold1992]

Chat 1:
Me: Hai
Stranger: THE GAME
Me: ARGH FK YOU!
left chat..

Chat 2:
Me: Hai
Stranger: Do i smell nigra?
Me: 4chan?
Stranger: Fried Chiken?
Me: I KNEW IT!

lol

[zeleman1a]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine
You: u?
Stranger: same
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[I_R_Powerpuff]

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[Doppleganger]

omg...

Stranger: IM 60
Stranger: the game
You: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kazook]

I had good conversation, with some 18 years old girl from San Diego, about music and stuff XD