Best jokes?

[woutR]

Ok so I guess we all know that if you type /silly your character will make a 'joke', but what are your favorites?

Mine are:
I'd like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Little Dees. Y'all are short, but you're real, baby! (Male Gnome)
and
I don't have a drinkin' problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem! (Male Dwarf)

[mosiac]

the one human males have that's the long lotr story.

[Lempi]

An Orc walked into a bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. Barman said, Where did you get that? Parrot replied; Orgrimmar, they've got them all over the place!

Something like that anyway... Male human.

[woutR]

oh yeah sorry forgot to post the link with all the jokes in them

http://www.wowwiki.com/Jokes

[.curve]

"You know we've had some real good times together but I really think I should start seeing other warlocks. Just a little on the side. No no no it's not you, it's me. I just really need my space."

Definitely the best.

[Zypher]

Orc male
"Man, dawg, you know, it's like I'm feeling you, but I'm not feeling you, you know?"

and human male
"So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'

"A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense (two tents)!'"

my favs lol

[I_R_Powerpuff]

and human male
"So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'


my favs lol

haha!
That one was great

[bakafish]

The female draenei one about vibrating gnomes that didn't make it through beta.

[/Pi]

Human female: "Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?"

Blood elf male: "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

I like some of the flirts too (http://www.wowwiki.com/Flirt)
Blood elf male: "You look almost as good as I do." and "Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides."

[takolin]

"Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to... *angry grunt* Just give me some freakin' magic before I kill somebody!"

# "I'm trying to cut back on arcane magic... look, I got the patch."
# "We're allied with the Tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week."
# "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" (A reference to the Pussycat Dolls song "Dont'Cha".)
# (Sighs) "I could really use a scrunchy... yeah, you heard me!"
# "So I was in line to the Bat Handler yesterday with some undead guy in front of me and all of the sudden he just lets one go! Didn't even try to disguise it! I don't know what he ate but it did not agree with him. I thought, 'What crawled up YOU and died?'"
# "The problem with these Horde characters is they lack sophistication. *farts*"

Somehow I like all the belf male ones.

And the female ones as well

* "Ugh I hate Thunder Bluff! You can't find a good burger anywhere."
* "So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that?"
* "I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, 'You don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad...at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!"
* "Do you think the expansion will make me fat?"
* "So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?!" (This quote was from pre-Patch 3.0.2, which since included the barber shop.)
* "How can I miss you if you don't go away?"
* "Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either!"

I'm not going to like all their flirts