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o crap, today when I got bak home to my room I had the shock of my life when I found 2 cats walking around in my room o.o

I think my brother brought them from his friends house or something but I don't know what to do. Me mom and sis are out, and I don't know.

When I called him he said yeah he brought it, now I have 2 cats walking around in me room.

So yeah, scared eh crap out of me -_-

That was some scary shit -_-

So, should I give them water or something?
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it would be a good idea to give them water, yes -_-
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They are cats. What was so scary lol?

Yes, give them water. Are they his friends cats, or did he like take them to keep them? O.o
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Give em some water and chicken meat or something if you have any, so they know your on their side. Then let em cuddle you and enjoy the sensation of petting cats (gigity)

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Since when are cats scary? O_o I can understand people being scared of dogs because they bark a lot, but cats?

Yes, get a little bowl and fill it with water.

To get them out of your room simply pick them up one by one and move them then close your door.
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KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIIIIIIIIRE!

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HejsaN wrote:KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIIIIIIIIRE!

WHERE IS THE REPORT BUTTON!?!?!
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HejsaN wrote:KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIIIIIIIIRE!

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iztupido wrote:
HejsaN wrote:KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIIIIIIIIRE!

YOU TOOK TEH WORDS FROM ME MOUTH MEN

You said you went to bed =(
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BloodyBlade wrote:
HejsaN wrote:KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIIIIIIIIRE!

WHERE IS THE REPORT BUTTON!?!?!

AT THE RIGHT BOTTOM OF THE POST YOU WANT TO REPORT!!

CLICK IT! CLICK IT WITH FIIIIIIIRE!

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like previos sayed, give them some water and some chicken meat, while they'r'e eating put some Bethoven music, after the cats are done with eating, u can start with a massage to the cats, wait a bit and put some sleep music or sing them the "Sleep little kitty" song to them, till they fall asleep.
And u will be safe for those cats for liek 4-5 more hours :D, after they woke up, u make sure u repeat the steps, or they're gonna eat u alive :twisted:










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You can also give them a balloon, you don't want to know how happy my cat is when he gets one. ^_^
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Have fun. I have cats, my sister begged to get one and now we have a kitten, it's so annoying, it keeps moaning and pissing me off.

Altough I do have a fun time chasing the kitten around with a pillow. I told her not to mess with me so now she runs away when I stand up.

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You scared the shit out of a kitten. Yea, you're a bad ass.

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make some lolcats :)
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it's normal to get scary when u didn't knew there were cats.
>_> u didn't expect something to move on your room...
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TOloseGT wrote:don't be a pussy

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LOl dude, if you walk in and feel/see this little rat thing trying to crawl on your leg you would be scared too.

Its 2 cats and they won't stop playing with each other. The black one tries to bite the brown ones tail. And the brown one tries to bite the black ones leg.

Stupid cats
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Squirt wrote:LOl dude, if you walk in and feel/see this little rat thing trying to crawl on your leg you would be scared too.

Its 2 cats and they won't stop playing with each other. The black one tries to bite the brown ones tail. And the brown one tries to bite the black ones leg.

Stupid cats


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1. get cat food and milk
2. feed
3. you have two mighty bodyguards
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Omg their so cute!

Their sleeping on-top of each other now =D!!!

( Gave them some chicken with tuna )
Wish I could take a pic of them.
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Squirt wrote:o crap, today when I got bak home to my room I had the shock of my life when I found 2 cats walking around in my room o.o

I think my brother brought them from his friends house or something but I don't know what to do. Me mom and sis are out, and I don't know.

When I called him he said yeah he brought it, now I have 2 cats walking around in me room.

So yeah, scared eh crap out of me -_-

That was some scary shit -_-

So, should I give them water or something?


2 kitties scare you? i think well be takin' ur man card
srsly they are to kittens-.-

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Lol dude, I didn't know they were there!

I went in and just saw 2 little furballs trying to climb up my leg, they scared me the first time I saw them.
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Take a shower with them
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Don't listen to "CrimsonNuker" @Squirt.. xD
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*BlackFox wrote:Don't listen to "CrimsonNuker" @Squirt.. xD

Crimson is one of the few wise men here so I would listen to his advices, if Squirt is lucky the cats get sexually attracted to him and wants to have hot animal secks all night long.

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Squirt wrote:Omg their so cute!

Their sleeping on-top of each other now =D!!!

( Gave them some chicken with tuna )
Wish I could take a pic of them.


Me want to see =D

CrimsonNuker wrote:Take a shower with them

Why not, they'd probably become water-proof cats. unless like most cats who are actually scared of water.
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OMFG @HejsaN
I would rather not. lulz
Btw: Almost all cats hate water.
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*BlackFox wrote:OMFG @HejsaN
I would rather not. lulz
Btw: Almost all cats hate water.

Yeah, but if you get used him to the water at early age, probably won't hating it when he gets older. :?
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