naggers - ppl that annoy you

[user]

A Chinese lorry driver jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn't take his wife's nagging anymore.

Zhou and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post.

Members of the ship's crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: "I can't stand it any longer."

They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt.

"While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him," said one crewmate.

"The husband covered his ears again and said: 'I need a break' before jumping over the side into the rushing river.

"We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero."

However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim more than a mile across across the broad river.

"I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging," he reportedly told the police.

The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou's wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him.

source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3434479.html

[blackfalcon]

definately thought this was gonna be about something else.... lol

[Zypher]

bitches.

[satman83]

He survived jumping out of the boat

He survived the cold waters.

He survived the mile long swim

....And now hes back with his wife again...

[*BlackFox]

OMFG, Seriously.. he could not talk to her about it

[blackfalcon]

He survived jumping out of the boat

He survived the cold waters.

He survived the mile long swim

....And now hes back with his wife again...

and shes probly gonna nag him more because he tried to kill himself

[Swindler]

Win.

[Ryoko]

OMFG, Seriously.. he could not talk to her about it

Have you tried this? heh

[[SD]happynoobing]

should've tossed his wife in the river instead

[M3K0S]

should've tossed his wife in the river instead

[bakafish]

SUPERCHINESEMAN!

[wootpops]

OMFG, Seriously.. he could not talk to her about it

very hard to do.

[XemnasXD]

what a guy he is...

[destructionmama]

lol I guess he finally made his point lolz

[Blindfire]

Why was the topic title changed? It was a South Park reference.

[CrimsonNuker]

I love my people.

[inky]

I fucking lold.

[user]

Why was the topic title changed? It was a South Park reference.

clearly we got a you-know-what guy here

[Fuzzy]

should've tossed his wife in the river instead

win

[PhoenixRider]

This story sounds simular to this old one:

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

[NobleHunter]

[Pinoy_Archer]

He survived jumping out of the boat

He survived the cold waters.

He survived the mile long swim

....And now hes COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!...

NYHAHAH l337 edit

[Mirosuke]

nuggets

[Miguez]

This story sounds simular to this old one:

Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

Now that was awesome.