You gotta love spam mail.

[Rainigul]

I usually get the typical "take these free pills for a bigger penis" or "you've just won 10 million pounds, enter your credit card info so we can wire it over to you"

Yet today somehow this one got through my filter and i actually giggled, have a read.

Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you
as a huge surprise, I am SGT. Vaja U. Mailier, a Georgian Soldier, serving
in the Infantry battalion, Iraq.

I am desperately in need of your assistance and I have summoned up courage
to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact
particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to
evacuate the sum of $8.750,000:00 to the States or any safe country, as
far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete
my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers
involved.

Respectfully,
SGT. Vaja U. Mailier
Georgian Soldier. IRAQ

What do you think of that?! And have you got any funny spam mails to share?

[John_Doe]

FROM: MRS. MARIAM ABACHA
Plot 1 Sanni Abacha Crescent,
Sabon Geri Kano State.
Dear Friend (Assalamualaikum)
ALHAMDULELLAH - ALHAMDULELLAH - ALHAMDULELLAH.
I am Mrs. Mariam Abacha, the widow of the late
Gen.Sanni Abacha former Nigeria Military Head of
State who died mysteriously as a result of Cardiac Arrest.
Since after my husband death i have been under
restriction of movement and that not withstanding
my family members are being molested, policed and our
Bank Account both here and abroad are being frozen
by the Nigeria Civilian Government.
Following the recent discovery of my husband?s Bank
Account by the Nigeria Government with Swiss Bank in
which the huge sum of US$700 Million and DM450
Million was logged.I therefore decided to contact you in
confidence that I was able to move out the sum of
US$21.2 Million Dollars which was secretly defaced
and is sealed in one Metal boxes for security reasons.
I therefore personally appeal to you seriously and
religiously for your urgent assistance to move this
money into your country where I believe it will be
safe since I cannot leave the country due to the
restriction of movement imposed on me and members of
my family by the Nigeria Government.
Please kindly send me your telephone number,fax
number and also your full name,address which i will hand
over to my attorney to prepare you on how to claim the
funds from the security company.
However arrangements have been put in place to move
this money out of the country in a secret vault
through a security company and as soon as you
indicate your interest my Lawyer shall send you all
related documents that will enable you claim the
Luggage on my behalf.InshaaALLAH InshaaALLAH,
Almighty Allah Sobhano facilitated & supporting us.
Conclusively we have agreed to offer you 25% of the
total sum while 70% is to be held on trust by you
until we can decide on a suitable business
investment in your country subsequent to our free movement by
the Nigeria Government. While 5% is mapped out for
expenses as your government may demand for tax and
it also covers your telephone bills.
Please reply urgently and treat with absolute
confidentiality and sincerity.
Best regards.
HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA (MRS).

[LillDev!l]

Lolz, yea- coz just taking $8.750.000,- into america is legal
What a retarded mail wonder what his goal behind it is

[Sharp324]

Wrong Georgia too.

[Jstar1]

its kind of sad that some people are stupid enough to actually fall for this

[[SD]Master_Wong]

all my spam suggests iv got health problems and erectile problems, good to know they are keeping an eye out for me though