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.Banshee · Post by **.Banshee** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:56 am

This lately has been passed around on Facebook and I thought it was funny

Dear Briana,
I don't really know how to tell you this,you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter with Jean Chrétien and I saw you pull the pants off my boyfriend. I'm sure you're gay enough to understand that I only get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Go drown yourself,
A.D.S.

Spoiler!

vietxboy911 · Post by **vietxboy911** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:31 am

Dear Stephen,
I really dont know how to tell you this, [1]you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it [2]under the bus when [3]I quoted Forest Gump, and I saw you [4]hit on [5]the elephant in the corner. I'm sure your [6]cowardly enough to understand that [7]your driving sucks.I'm returning your [8]Hannah Montana underwear to you, but i'll keep my [9]virginity as a memory. You should also know that [10]I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and [11]I will hunt you when im reincarnated as an Eskimo.
[12]Best of luck on the sex change,
A.T.N

lol

Amarisa · Post by **Amarisa** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:45 am

lmao

I don't really know how to tell you this, Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter At the Elton John concert and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Go milk a cow,
Amarisa

Post by **Blindfire** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:00 am

Dear Miscellanious Recipient of This Letter,

I really dont know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear when with George Bush and Stephen Harper, and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure your open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men.I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Blindfire

Panu · Post by **Panu** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:30 am

Dear kirk,

I don't really know how to tell you this, purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my knee caps. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your love letters to me, to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet butt and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

With tears of sadness,
Panu.

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:23 am

I have no idea how girls come up with this shit, and those other "pass it on" questionnaires too

georgian · Post by **georgian** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:24 am

I don't really know how to tell you this,I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it,When I tripped on peanut butter,Under a street light and I saw you Hit on My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Best of luck on the sex change.

yeah..random games..

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:48 am

Dear Mr. Muffin

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat.I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump with George Bush and Stephen Harper and i saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're stupid enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning the couch cushions but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that i love your sweet, sweet butt and i'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Your everlasting enemy
Lana

:love:

SidiousX · Post by **SidiousX** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:54 am

Dear Mum,
I don't really know how to tell you this, Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it Last year when you peed your pants, As you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you Carve your initials into My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning Your car to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Haven’t showered in a month and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,

Tom.

Lol.

Mirosuke · Post by **Mirosuke** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:52 pm

Hahaha, that's so funny. First time i've heard about this 'game'

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:12 pm

Dear Wispa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off of my boyfriend. I'm sure you're stupid enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and the apartment building is on fire.

Kiss my butt,
Bastet

Yeah I talk to my rabbit

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:18 pm

Dear Bethany,
I don't really know how to tell you this,Our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear under the bus and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that how awful you are. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Your everlasting enemy,
Luke

Starrie · Post by **Starrie** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:25 pm

Dear Martijn,
I don't really know how to tell you this, You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub under the bus and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. I'm sure you're stupid enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Starrie

Wtf :shock:

iztupido · Post by **iztupido** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:40 pm

rofl i lol'd hard, specially at Tasdik's one

Kirkaldi · Post by **Kirkaldi** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:58 pm

Dear Panu,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub under a street and I saw you drive over my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

You make me sick,
Kirk

Panu · Post by **Panu** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:20 pm

Kirkaldi wrote:Dear Panu,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub under a street and I saw you drive over my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

You make me sick,
Kirk

lmao you noob

*BlackFox · Post by *BlackFox » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:54 pm

Mirosuke wrote:First time i've heard about this 'game'

Yeah, me too!

Nayu · Post by **Nayu** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:17 pm

Dear Stewie,
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1)I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it(2)Last year when you peed your pants(3)At the mental hospital and I saw you (4)Carve your initials into (5)My salt-beef bucket . I'm sure you're (6) Frostbitten enough to understand (7)That your driving sucks . I'm returning(8)Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep (9)The oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I (10)Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. and (11)I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
(12)Go milk a cow,

Nayu.

lol made no sense at all, i think its a cover to find out what color everyones underwear is :shock:

Wu · Post by Wu » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:25 pm

Dear SRF,

I don't really know how to tell you this,but our romance is over. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're stupid enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Go milk a cow,

Peter

Swindler · Post by **Swindler** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:33 pm

Dear BlackFox
I don't really know how to tell you this, Our romance is over
. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub In your apartment and I saw you Carve your initials into My boyfriend. I'm sure you're High enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
J.

Post by **Doron** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:24 pm

Dear Chris,

I don't know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it the night you picked your nose in your closet, and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're stupid enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and thanks for the cocain.

Go milk a cow,
Ice.

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