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well, not really

A 14-year-old boy in China's Sichuan Province has been drinking gasoline to become a "valiant fighter" like his hero Optimus Prime in the movie Transformers: Revenge of the fallen, a media report said.

"Since the boy watched the film, he started drinking gasoline to become a valiant fighter," the West China Metropolis daily said citing his father.

He also likes to inhale the liquid gas in lighters, his mother said. He would steal gas lighters from her grocery store.

"We were shocked when one day we found out the boy drank half a bottle of gasoline from our motorcycle," the father said.

"Since my son started drink gasoline, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply," he said. "Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he did not know the answer of 7 plus 17."

The worried parents finally took their son to a Yibin City hospital, in Sichuan, where the doctors told them that the boy had mental disorders and strong "gasoline dependence".

"Gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brain. To make things worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," Peng Houquan, a doctor at the hospital said.


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TBH if he was smart he wouldnt have drank the gasoline in the 1st place.
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i dun nows nuttins bouts drinkin drinkinsinsis somes problems me been drinkins gass fors mine wholes lives amnd am and im doings feen..... :)
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Okay, I could see it if it was a smaller kid, say like.... 6 years old. But seriously? Haven't most people learned that most everything you see on television is not real in most ways once they're about... 8 or 10? But 14? Are we sure the kid didn't have some mental deficiencies prior to deciding gasoline would be his staple diet.
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user wrote:well, not really

A 14-year-old boy in China's Sichuan Province has been drinking gasoline to become a "valiant fighter" like his hero Optimus Prime in the movie Transformers: Revenge of the fallen, a media report said.

"Since the boy watched the film, he started drinking gasoline to become a valiant fighter," the West China Metropolis daily said citing his father.

He also likes to inhale the liquid gas in lighters, his mother said. He would steal gas lighters from her grocery store.

"We were shocked when one day we found out the boy drank half a bottle of gasoline from our motorcycle," the father said.

"Since my son started drink gasoline, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply," he said. "Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he did not know the answer of 7 plus 17."

The worried parents finally took their son to a Yibin City hospital, in Sichuan, where the doctors told them that the boy had mental disorders and strong "gasoline dependence".

"Gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brain. To make things worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," Peng Houquan, a doctor at the hospital said.


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They better not start blaming the movie for that lol.


lol i'd like to know where in the movie he rgo tthe idea from. It's not like they were once humans and gasoline somehow turned them into that, so yea, "very smart boy" indeed.
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OMFG
Why the hell would he think drinking gas turns you into a robot?
that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
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DarkJackal wrote:They better not start blaming the movie for that lol.


lol i'd like to know where in the movie he rgo tthe idea from. It's not like they were once humans and gasoline somehow turned them into that, so yea, "very smart boy" indeed.

i think it had something to do with the chinese ideology, "you become what you eat"

you eat chicken feet --> your endurance goes up
you eat giseng --> your stamina goes up
you eat cow shanks --> your strength goes up

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user wrote:
DarkJackal wrote:They better not start blaming the movie for that lol.


lol i'd like to know where in the movie he rgo tthe idea from. It's not like they were once humans and gasoline somehow turned them into that, so yea, "very smart boy" indeed.

i think it had something to do with the chinese ideology, "you become what you eat"

you eat chicken feet --> your endurance goes up
you eat giseng --> your stamina goes up
you eat cow shanks --> your strength goes up


you drink gasoline--> become a car monster from another planet and get to fight bad car monsters for the safety of the universe

makes sense to me lol
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user wrote:i think it had something to do with the chinese ideology, "you become what you eat"

you eat chicken feet --> your endurance goes up
you eat giseng --> your stamina goes up
you eat cow shanks --> your strength goes up
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user wrote:
DarkJackal wrote:They better not start blaming the movie for that lol.


lol i'd like to know where in the movie he rgo tthe idea from. It's not like they were once humans and gasoline somehow turned them into that, so yea, "very smart boy" indeed.

i think it had something to do with the chinese ideology, "you become what you eat"

you eat chicken feet --> your endurance goes up
you eat giseng --> your stamina goes up
you eat cow shanks --> your strength goes up

that doesn't make sense
once i ate sand and didn't become a planet

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LaloHao wrote:that doesn't make sense
once i ate sand and didn't become a planet


Did you eat lava too? If not, that's why.
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My God, his parents are complete fucktards? they knew he was drinking all this and they did fuck all? Thats disgusting, they shouldn't be allowed to keep him.
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It didn't work cause he forgot to give himself an electric shock to simulate the cube. Honestly though, the gas should have killed him so that there would be one less retard using the same air as everyone else.
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When we will learn not to let our kids watch movies like transformers where they may influenced the wrong. They might try to turn into cars, drink gasoline, fight moving vehicles. I mean, where does this end!
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XemnasXD wrote:When we will learn not to let our kids watch movies like transformers where they may influenced the wrong. They might try to turn into cars, drink gasoline, fight moving vehicles. I mean, where does this end!


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If I eat spaghetti, can I become a flying spaghetti monster?
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what they didnt say was that he had been drinking it sense he was 9, for about 5 years.
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FireVortex wrote:TBH if he was smart he wouldnt have drank the gasoline in the 1st place.


First thing I thought after reading. What a retard.
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Thomas42 wrote:If I eat spaghetti, can I become a flying spaghetti monster?


No u have to eat a bird or winged animal before it can happen.
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Well if the idiot was thinking that, why wouldn't he try to eat a robot lol, shouldn't he become gas if he eats gass lol.
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what an idiot. when i was 14, i knew calculus

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user wrote:
DarkJackal wrote:They better not start blaming the movie for that lol.


lol i'd like to know where in the movie he rgo tthe idea from. It's not like they were once humans and gasoline somehow turned them into that, so yea, "very smart boy" indeed.

i think it had something to do with the chinese ideology, "you become what you eat"

you eat chicken feet --> your endurance goes up
you eat giseng --> your stamina goes up
you eat cow shanks --> your strength goes up


It would make more sense if he wanted to become that flame guy from fantastic four
you drink gasoline --> you burn more fiercely
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maxietheboss wrote:It would make more sense if he wanted to become that flame guy from fantastic four
you drink gasoline --> you burn more fiercely

You got me speechless.
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Thomas42 wrote:
maxietheboss wrote:It would make more sense if he wanted to become that flame guy from fantastic four
you drink gasoline --> you burn more fiercely

You got me speechless.
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You guys just watch, he will become a transformer. Secretly, hes a robot in disguise.
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*BlackFox wrote:OMFG
Why the hell would he think drinking gas turns you into a robot?
that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.


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CrimsonNuker wrote:You guys just watch, he will become a transformer. Secretly, hes a robot in disguise.


A retarded robot in disguise

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