13 yr old girl impregnated by swimming pool

[user]

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -pool.html

experts claim that the probability of sperm cells surviving in a swimming pool is close to 0, but one German woman was impregnated like this before. Egyptian authorities are suspecting the girl might have had an one night stand while her mom insists that the girl is still a virgin.

imo one of three things is happening here:
1. swimming pools are fcking disgusting
2. God's grandson is coming to earth in 10months
3. egyptians got really small you know what

[Pally]

Unless that pool had no chemicals in then maybe it's possiable.

Even then, the chances of that microscopic sperm vs all that water to get to the "spot" is even more lower.
Besides that spot has to be open because it's closed while in water.

I believe shes full of **** because it's just so impossible. If there where any chemicals in the pool it would have died instantly.

She probably did have a one night stand and her mother believes that She is the perfect ANGEL and that she would never do anything like that.

TOTAL BS.
-Side note I work at a pool as a lifeguard.

[M3K0S]

she snuck out of the hotel room and probably fcked some guy haha

[XemnasXD]

even with no chemicals in the pool sperm are very weak cells that don't last long in any environment that doesn't me pretty specific qualifications.

still though the girls a ho...

[Love]

50 stars in the face girl V2, nouf said.

[Mr.Ganji]

obviously
someone wanked off like 3 inches away from her underwater and swam away

[heroo]

it's obvious, she got f*cked in the pool.

[AznFury]

virginity test yet?

[woutR]

Sperm doesn't survive that long in the open. And how did it penetrate through her bikini and then all the way up? That is one godly sperm cell.

[heroo]

Sperm doesn't survive that long in the open. And how did it penetrate through her bikini and then all the way up? That is one godly sperm cell.

i wouldn't do an abortion if I were her, she could be the future mother of Superman.

[*BlackFox]

That's fck hilarious.
Some people will do anything for money.

[cezzy]

Sperm doesn't survive that long in the open. And how did it penetrate through her bikini and then all the way up? That is one godly sperm cell.

i wouldn't do an abortion if I were her, she could be the future mother of Superman.

lold

[Priam]

Hey mom, your daughter spreads it ocassionally.

[Ryoko]

What BS. Doubtfull the pool doesnt have chlorine (that would be a cesspool otherwise) and sperm wouldnt live in cold water anyway, let alone live in the pool long enough to penetrate a bikini by "pure chance"

[DumboDii]

Sperm do survive only in the same temperature as it's owners body temperature. You can freeze it ofc. That is just pure bs.

[blackfalcon]

total bs.... sperm can only live for like 6 minutes. and the chances of it making it through her bikini into her vag while everyone is swimming around and moving the water is like 1 in 1000000000000000000000000000....

[Ryoko]

Sperm can live 3-5 days in the right conditions, where its intended to be... not in a swimming pool. Outside the body it doesnt survive long at all

[Miguez]

That's really lame excuse

[Tasdik]

Reminds me of some people I know. Their so certain that their daughter "doesn't like boys" so if you even merely suggest that perhaps she does like boys, you'll get your head chewed off. She's 15 and not a lesbian for the record*

Anyways yeah, her daughter got laid. Roflcopter.

[inky]

What a load of bum shit.

[KylieMinogue]

WOW, that pool must be a stud, HOT!!!!!!

[Barotix]

WTB Hymen Check. It's really that simple, and if her mom still denies the facts then she's a stupid cunt.

[CrimsonNuker]

From the pool? Gonna be one screwed up baby then

[Vinyl]

Aquaman will be born.

[Sacchin]

-_-;...

[Mirosuke]

-_-;...

what's wrong? you want a baby too? d:

onT: someone 'came' inside that pool lolol

[Zypher]

-_-;...

what's wrong? you want a baby too? d:

onT: someone 'came' inside that pool lolol

it happens when u back up against the jets

[John_Doe]

epic fail.

[fortroy]

i saw this article yesterday i think... Reminds me of the first story in that Haunted book by chuck palahniuk.This is how it goes...

The narrator, attempts to get the ultimate orgasm by putting his asshole on one of those under water jet thingies and then whacking off while he's almost drowning... Anyway shit happens. His asshole gets sucked by the water jet lol.

So there he is, had the greatest orgasm in his life, struggling in the water with his asshole still stuck in the water jet. Anyways, shit wasn't looking very good, as he struggles harder, his Farking intestines get sucked out his Farking asshole...So posed with a dilemma, he wonders, should he just die there with his intestines hanging out of his asshole or............ chew through his intestines and get out of there...

Spoiler!

Yeah he chews that shit off to free himself, apparently your intestines taste like calamari

Back on topic: The narrators sister gets pregnant with this sperm that was floating around in the pool...
She prolly got the idea from there heh.

Quote from the book

That used to be the my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, thinking she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed retard baby. Both the heads looking just like me. Me, the father AND the uncle.

[Melez]

I'm never going to the swimming pool again for sure.