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Am I the only on that gets these emails once in a while?

]Hello!!!
My name Anzhela. I only, that went to agency of acquaintances in search of the man to me have given your electronic address, that I could write to you.
I the lonely girl which search for very good man for serious relations. I do not drink and I do not smoke, I like to go in for sports, my hobby training fitness. I write to you because I very strongly wish to get acquainted with you to learn you, I as to you will tell about myself I will send the photos. I very much wish to construct the family, and the greatest my dream it to have children, I very strongly wish to have children. So, I in this letter, I send you my photo, I think that I will like you also you write to me, I in detail to you will tell about myself. I with impatience will wait for your letter. Yours Anzhela.


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The bitch doesnt even drink and smoke.....
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Oh yeah I've been getting those aswell. Difference is they asked me 10,000$. xD
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I assume you DID give em that 10k ?
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w00t wrote:I assume you DID give em that 10k ?

Offcourse not. xD
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omg idiot! She would have come over to your place and marry you. :)
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w00t wrote:omg idiot! She would have come over to your place and marry you. :)

Yeah but I didn't know how she was looking, she didn't send me pics :D
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i would hit that.
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Anzhela is a beatuiful name

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Zypher wrote:Anzhela is a beatuiful name

yeah they make everything perfect :P for making money haha
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I've been getting some messages like this one too, they say that send 5,000$ for me or else you shall be granted with seven unlucky years...

So Idiotic...
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Can't see the pic and LOL.
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Engrish mens.
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xD lol. I mailed her back. She is comming over tomorrow evening. I think Ill play some old jukebox hits and light some candles. Imagine what can happen! All my wildest dream are going to come true.~!
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Erm, you did what?!
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DumboDii wrote:Erm, you did what?!


Dude he's getting laid with some slim bitch. Don't salt his game mkay.
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Yeah man stop being scuh a dick. You just cant stand the fact that I got myself a mailorder bitch and your not!
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w00t wrote:Yeah man stop being scuh a dick. You just cant stand the fact that I got myself a mailorder bitch and your not!

hahaha :P let haters hateeee 8)
just ask her for more pics
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i don't get spam mail for some reason...
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dude, you dont think I seriously sent her an email??
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Girl on the interwebz means "Guy IRL" pfft
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From Miss Tata Dembele.

Dear respectful one.

It's my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish with you in your country,
though we have not met before but one have to believe in someone before having a success.

I am 19 years old the only child of my late parent Late Jean Dembele , Native of San Pédro, republic of Ivory
Coast or (Coté d'Ivoire). Due to the series of continuous war in our country for multiple years ago, there is this
huge amount of Ten Million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($10.500, 000.00) which my late father deposited
in finance firm in Ivory Coast here before he was assassinated by some unknown enemies.

Now I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political
reasons. I urge that you help me to invest this fund in your country in any lucrative venture you discover good.

Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your Friend?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. Can you get me a good school for the continuation of my educational Carrier which was disrupts by the sudden death of my parents?

If you can be of an honest and sincere assistance to me, I will be pleased to offer to you 15% of the total fund
for your kind and humane assistance.

Further details will be made known to you upon the confirmation of your interest to assist me.

I am immensely waiting for your urgent respons through my private e-mail: tata_2000@live.fr
With due regards,
Miss Tata Dembele.

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