JustOnePlz wrote:rip off the "do not remove under penatly of law" sticker off my matress and see what happens
That law applies to the people selling the mattress, not the consumer that buys the mattress.
Damn you ruined his expectations.
You just ruined that for a lot of people
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.
Burn down churches or anything religious for that matter, push a few handicap people out of their wheelchairs.
Try to make every bullet that I fire at someone a head shot.
Have sex with a few people that would consent now that the world is ending.
Execute the family of anyone whoever I find that believes that simply being quiet and not talking much means there is something wrong with you.
There are a few pop stars I would like to take out as well. Somebody will probably beat me to the Soulja Boy & Lady Gaga kills though.
If I find out God or any god is real somehow, I would do none of that.
Or maybe just barricade my home in fear because I know there are probably millions of people like me with the killing spree idea. Family members will be used as human shields if necessary.
first 15 minutes: run around in a 1.5 diameter circle panicking second 15 minutes: run around in a 1.5 diameter circle panicking while trying to think of what to do on my last day. after 30 mins figure out what to do. get my local idiots (friends) go to six flags and enjoy my ass. oh and get myself paintball gun with a scope and shoot at people in and from the rollercoasters ^__^ and eat lots of chocolate :o @_@~~~CcHhHoOoOcCcOoOlLlAaAaTtEe~~~@__@
Day[9] wrote:"Tea is a lot like gold expansions - it helps you kill people." - Day[9] Daily 337 -
I don't see why you would go on a killing spree, raping and attacking handicapped people.. isn't the end of the world horrible enough as it would be? lol
I'd spend my last time with my close ones, watch a movie and listen to some music. Get a girl. Get drunk as hell when it hits.
I would become a boy! Always wanted that. That would be great... No more pain and cramps cuz of damn periods from being a girl.-_-
A boy is a magical creature, you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can’t lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can’t get him out of your mind...(BOYS DONT B COCKY NOW )
*Wake Up* *Check mises.org - article is likely a critic on Keynesian econ.* *Take a -large- Dump* *Shower, brush teeth - typical morning stuff* *Do what I do everyday - TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!*
Reise wrote:It's fine believing what you like, but that's just vile and disrespectful.
If I see you guys on the end of days I'll make sure to send some lead your way while you run off from that burning church.
You shooting people is more vile than religious symbols burning.
They are both disrespectful. Why wud u do that anyways only psychopaths, criminals do that. You would think some people are born senseless
A boy is a magical creature, you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can’t lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can’t get him out of your mind...(BOYS DONT B COCKY NOW )
Fact: Most, if not everyone, has no idea what they would do if confronted by the fact that the world will end in a day. No doubt some will raid/loot stores, destroy stuff, kill, rape. Doubt any of you guys would be doing that though.
Quoted from BuDo (Except I Am Vegeta cuz we all know he is a used tampon when it comes to his personality)