The Most F***ed Up Things You've Done

[Kraq]

Just a minute ago, I went up to my brother, whom was sleeping, and woke him up.
I made sure I was shaking, and I frantically told him to wake up.
I told him, "Wake up Kevin, wake up! There's zombies everywhere!"
After I said those 2 lines, I realized how messed up it was. He was scared shitless.

What is the most farked up thing the OTL has done?

[poehalcho]

uhhmm I walked into a bus dressed as a terrorist.
I showed the busdriver my buspass (with picture)
and went to sit somewhere. busdriver couldn't confirm whether it was my face or not. everyone was staring so I took off my disguise:(

pic:

[Kraq]

uhhmm I walked into a bus dressed as a terrorist.
I showed the busdriver my buspass (with picture)
and went to sit somewhere. busdriver couldn't confirm whether it was my face or not. everyone was staring so I took off my disguise:(

pic:

Lol I could just imagine him staring at you trying to see if it was you with that stuff covering your face.

[frankaslt1]

uhhmm I walked into a bus dressed as a terrorist.
I showed the busdriver my buspass (with picture)
and went to sit somewhere. busdriver couldn't confirm whether it was my face or not. everyone was staring so I took off my disguise:(

pic:

Lol I could just imagine him staring at you trying to see if it was you with that stuff covering your face.

Funny stuff

Moar!

[heroo]

pressed on the button for the fire alarm at school

school was evacuated, police and firemen everywhere. got caught btw, told them someone pushed me and I accidently pressed the button ;P

was glad they believed (or maybe not), because if it was proven i pushed the button on purpose, i'd had to pay for all the costs made by the police, school and firebrigade that day. was something like €2000 or something

[asusi]

i put a empty box on road upsitedown, and i put a big brick inside it. when cars drive they think it's just only a box, they hit it then... you know the rest lol

[Midori]

i put a empty box on road upsitedown, and i put a big brick inside it. when cars drive they think it's just only a box, they hit it then... you know the rest lol

thats fucked up.

[asusi]

i put a empty box on road upsitedown, and i put a big brick inside it. when cars drive they think it's just only a box, they hit it then... you know the rest lol

thats fucked up.

in the winder we do the same but with the snow man. crazy enough 1 on 5 men fall for it. lol

[CrimsonNuker]

uhhmm I walked into a bus dressed as a terrorist.
I showed the busdriver my buspass (with picture)
and went to sit somewhere. busdriver couldn't confirm whether it was my face or not. everyone was staring so I took off my disguise:(

pic:

I did the exact same thing, but in a car with a bunch of friends, and I had a toy gun (we took off that fluorescent indicator too). We drove around, doing shit. My friend put Nutella on his white underwear and stuck it out of the car. We got his little brother to put some Nutella on and around his lips too LOL. K so we're driving home, I had my shirt on my head (it was actually supposed to be like a ninja mask, srsly.) and I was waving the toy gun out the window. I went home thinking everything was fine. Then around 11PM the cops are at my door with the toy gun asking "Do you know what this is?". Then they said I was under arrest (but they were trying to teach me a lesson). They cuffed me and put me in the cop car and shit. All this happened when I was still only in my boxers.



inb4: TCM, and Cool Story Bro pics

[Mirosuke]

i put a empty box on road upsitedown, and i put a big brick inside it. when cars drive they think it's just only a box, they hit it then... you know the rest lol

thats fucked up.

Put a Kitty in there, that's worse.

[LaloHao]

i played silkroad

[Doppleganger]

we'll it wasn't really me but... 10+ stink bomb glass capsules in a kids backpack and when the bell rang to go to class we kicked his backpack to break the glass and he didn't realize the smell was coming from his backpack until a few mins of class. On his way to class everyone that he passed would hold there nose and try to move away from the smell.

[poehalcho]

we'll it wasn't really me but... 10+ stink bomb glass capsules in a kids backpack and when the bell rang to go to class we kicked his backpack to break the glass and he didn't realize the smell was coming from his backpack until a few mins of class. On his way to class everyone that he passed would hold there nose and try to move away from the smell.

[InviSniper]

The majority of things I've done are highly illegal, highly immoral, incredibly gross, and/or involve some sort of sexual action so I'm declining to post them.

[KylieMinogue]

i let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys, sort of turns me on, "ooooooooo daddy."

and when i was younger...........

I tried to bury my dog alive.

put hot glue in a cat's eye.

tried to throw a cat in a oven.

[the_wicked]

i went to seven eleven dressed as spiderman and asked him how to get to the batcave.


he was really confused.


when he said no, I said: Fine, ill take a pack of gum then and made a sobbing noise.

[Mirosuke]

The majority of things I've done are highly illegal, highly immoral, incredibly gross, and/or involve some sort of sexual action so I'm declining to post them.

tcm

drop it or didn't happend

[Blindfire]

Myself and a couple of my friends got another friend hammered and hog tied him and shot him several times with a paintball gun. Then we taped a hard hat to his head and video taped him puking with a hard hat on.

[KylieMinogue]

Myself and a couple of my friends got another friend hammered and hog tied him

HOT

[Blindfire]

We had to hog tie him so that he wouldn't run into the forest and get lost.

[Toasty]

i let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys, sort of turns me on, "ooooooooo daddy."

and when i was younger...........

I tried to bury my dog alive.

put hot glue in a cat's eye.

tried to throw a cat in a oven.

Cant tell if your being sarcastic.. but erm, thats just wrong.

[KylieMinogue]

i let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys, sort of turns me on, "ooooooooo daddy."

and when i was younger...........

I tried to bury my dog alive.

put hot glue in a cat's eye.

tried to throw a cat in a oven.

Cant tell if your being sarcastic.. but erm, thats just wrong.

I'm sure you've done crazy things like that when you were younger.

i still let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys cuz i'm desperate and that's all i can get.

[C1ockwork]

smoked pcp with my mom

[Azilius]

i put a empty box on road upsitedown, and i put a big brick inside it. when cars drive they think it's just only a box, they hit it then... you know the rest lol

Wow you're a cunt O_O

[KoolAid0]

Me and my boys went to mcdonalds and asked for a whopper. After we just egged cars (no one was inside the car) that we passed by.

[Fury]

i let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys, sort of turns me on, "ooooooooo daddy."

and when i was younger...........

I tried to bury my dog alive.

put hot glue in a cat's eye.

tried to throw a cat in a oven.

You're a fcked up piece of shit! GTFOff these forums you weird kunt!

[Nantosh]

i let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys, sort of turns me on, "ooooooooo daddy."

and when i was younger...........

I tried to bury my dog alive.

put hot glue in a cat's eye.

tried to throw a cat in a oven.

You're a fcked up piece of shit! GTFOff these forums you weird kunt!

Overly harsh...
But that is really disgusting, and perturbs me greatly ><

[KylieMinogue]

i let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys, sort of turns me on, "ooooooooo daddy."

and when i was younger...........

I tried to bury my dog alive.

put hot glue in a cat's eye.

tried to throw a cat in a oven.

You're a fcked up piece of shit! GTFOff these forums you weird kunt!

HOT, you know i like it when you talk dirty

[Melez]

i let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys, sort of turns me on, "ooooooooo daddy."

and when i was younger...........

I tried to bury my dog alive.

put hot glue in a cat's eye.

tried to throw a cat in a oven.

Cant tell if your being sarcastic.. but erm, thats just wrong.

I'm sure you've done crazy things like that when you were younger.

i still let myself get farked by fat ugly older guys cuz i'm desperate and that's all i can get.

You're either a hardcore troll or you have problems in your head. Not just referring to posts in this thread, but overall.
And I mean it with no offense lol. Seriously.

[inky]

When I was younger (4~9 y-o), a couple of things with ducklings, dragonflies, poultry animal, white mice and once, a turtle. Sometimes I'd put a white mice inside a clear plastic bag half-filled with water and watch it swim and drown. I'd rather not go into more detail with those but I've always loved cats and dogs so I never did anything to those guys.

Don't get me wrong. I just think it's part of those violent impulses kids get (especially boys) when they're young and stupid but it's nothing that I retained during my adult years.

@Kylie:

Lol. Lying troll. It's not that hard to tell.