Talk to a stranger lol

[Yamato]

[Miguez]

lol:
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine u
Stranger: I am good
You: gud, gud
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: Fine
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: 中国、
You: ehh?
Stranger: from
You: a/s/l ?
You: Russia
Stranger: 22 f China
You: Oh
You: China
You: Nice
You: how's the weather there?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: it's spring
Stranger: shine
You: yeah..
You: what I ment was if there's hot or cold
You: rainy
You: you know, that sorta stuff
Stranger: rainy
Stranger: just today
You: hum
You: the rest of the days have ben sunny?
Stranger: yeah
You: good
Stranger: which part of Assian do you live
You: assian?
Stranger: 你是中国人吧
You: say what?
Stranger: 你就装吧
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i mean which part of Russia do you live
You: oh
You: lol
You: Moscow
Stranger: ah
Stranger: is it cold now
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello?
You: oh
You: yaeh
You: a bit
Stranger: oh
You: not like freezing cold
Stranger: have you been in China
You: nope
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you have anything to talk with me?
You: I don't know
You: do you?
Stranger: let me find it
Stranger: can you tell me your name
Connection imploded.

First talk ever.


This one was actually fun:

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Popcorn??
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: no thank you
Stranger: you watching a movie?
You: Vanilla and chocolate icecream!
You: no
Stranger: your making me hungry
You: I'm eating a giant bucket of chicken wings
You: oh they taste so good
You: with special sauce
Stranger: the bucket aswell?
You: the bucket is the best part
You: i save it for last
You: with some ketchup... yummy
Stranger: if you eat all that i got an image of a huge balding guy behind a computer.
You: I know I know
Stranger: that's my mental image of you i have right now
You: everyone knows that pic
You: No
You: I was anorexic a month ago
You: doctor said I had to eat all I could for two months
Stranger: glad you got over that
Stranger: if it was that easy you sure didn;t ahve anorexia
You: wasn't that easy
You: I had 1 year of treatment
Stranger: don't know never had it so can't relate
Stranger: where you from?
You: your lucky not to have it
You: try not to, I now look back and feel so bad
You: Russia
You: you?
Stranger: antartica
Stranger: i'm on a research station tehre
You: do you have any pet penguin?
Stranger: there*
Stranger: no sorry but they do walk around here
You: oh what do you research?
You: do you take pictures?
Stranger: that's not my job really i'm kinda like the janitor:(
You: Oh
You: but you could take a nice picture to show it to your family right?
Stranger: sorry gotta go clean the toilets gotta go good luck with your recovery!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have so much fun pretending I'm someone I'm not

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: please tell me you're not chinese!
Stranger: from?
Stranger: u,from?
You: are YOU chinese?
Stranger: me SA
You: ok good
Stranger: SA!
You: because I refuse talking to chinese people
Stranger: u?
You: Mexico
You: como estás forastero
Stranger: where?
Stranger: so u hate china？
You: nope
You: but 8/10 people here are chinese
You: YOU DONT KNOW MEXICO??

You: OH MY GOD

Stranger: yes i know
You: good u_u
You: do you talk spanish?
Stranger: i mean where r u in Mex
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: i don't speak that
You: South-ish
You: you should
Stranger: im natie
You: spanish is very important
You: natie?
Stranger: native
You: what does thhat mean??
Stranger: u really think spanish is important?
Stranger: what?thhat??
You: Really
You: no, native, what does native mean?
Stranger: born in
You: oh
You: Yeah me to
You: I was born in a village on north mexio
You: mexico
Stranger: you hate chinese?
You: NO
You: Stranger: so u hate china？
You: nope
You: but 8/10 people here are chinese
Stranger: so why don't u want to talk to them?
Stranger: get it
You: just replace stranger with you
You: good
You: boy or girl?
Stranger: hot there?
You: Always
Stranger: me a girl
You: Oh really?
You: ME to
Stranger: so u sweat always too?
Stranger: u said u speak spanish?
You: sweat as like wet because of the hotness righT?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: time for lunch?
You: no
You: Here?
Stranger: yeah,there
You: I have like those thingies who produce fresh air
You: so i dont sweat always
Stranger: you got a damp
You: I guess
Stranger: your native language?
You: Spanish?
You: how old are you
Stranger: english?
You: I speak spanish mainly
Stranger: what's your native language?
You: my family came from spain but I was born here
Stranger: ohh
You: im the only one in the village who can speak english
Stranger: its interesting
You: It's a quiet place, very desenvolved tough
Stranger: u r cool
You: we have internet, lots of channels on the tv
You: all that stuff you get on the city
You: just on a quiet place with lots of nature and like 70 people
Stranger: that's a developed?
You: isn't it?
You: we have cars to
Stranger: good
You: But no gas station in a radius of 50 miles
You: ..just kidding.
Stranger: so you know driving now?
You: no im only 16
You: I know how to drive but I have no license
Stranger: you can drive in your village?
You: Sure
You: but my dad doesn't like it
You: and to be honest I don't really have to
Stranger: but can't on highways
You: yeah
You: well I did once because my dad went to LA and I had to go pick him up from the airport
You: my mom was sick so she couldn't go
Stranger: your daddy your driver
Stranger: God bless her
You: just constipated
Stranger: is it serious?
You: but people are over careful around here
You: what?
You: what is serious?
Stranger: your mom's sickness
You: Yeah -.-
You: sick as constipated
You: not as needing to go to hosptal
Stranger: that's good!
You: yea
Stranger: you've been to the US?
Stranger: LA you said
You: a couple of times yeah
You: but my family doesn't like big cities
Stranger: too noisy
Stranger: me too
You: After highschool I'm going to a big city
You: To get some nice education
Stranger: im in a town by a lake
You: and to get a decent job
You: I see
You: how old are you again?
Stranger: wish u good luck!
Stranger: 21
You: I will need it ,p
You: are you a virgin?
You: I am
Stranger: still young isn't it?
You: me?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i've got BF
You: And you've had sex?
Stranger: everyone essential
You: yeah
You: is it good?
Stranger: but responsibility of course
Stranger: no
You: we don't have many education about.. that.. around here
You: it's not good?!
Stranger: first time
Stranger: it'll be tough
You: like pain tough?
Stranger: you can feel pain!
You: Oh god.
You: lots of?
Stranger: but next time it turns out to be wonderful
Stranger: a little bit
You: oh
Stranger: but you don't need to worry
You: right
Stranger: and not to be afraid
You: is it hard to be good at it?
You: and to be able to enjoy?
You: and make the other person enjoy aswell
Stranger: you 'll learn to make it well
Stranger: your cooperation
Stranger: that's fancinating
You: ok I hope so :o
Stranger: you want it?
You: so much
Stranger: wow
You: ?
Stranger: eager?
Stranger: r u fall in love with someone?
You: eager?
You: what is that?
You: nope
You: not many interesting boys around here..
Stranger: you can do it yourself
You: what do you mean?
You: like..
You: you know.. that?
Stranger: you could know
Stranger: to relax yourself
You: T_T
You: explain please
Stranger: too young to understand~
You: too young?
You: no, now you have to explain it all
You: please :o
Stranger: ask your parents for answers
Stranger: they know much more than me about sex stuff
Stranger: what?
You: are you serious?
You: my parents don't even get close to eachother since I remember
You: tell me.. how do I do it by myself?

[Grimjaw]

You: Good Day to you my fellow anonymous chatter.
Stranger: Hello right back at ya!
You: So, you come here often?
Stranger: A bit, just trying it out. Usually im hoping for some quality conversations though.
You: Yes, that would be nice now wouldn't it?
Stranger: Yup. most of the people that come here are only after the same thing most of the time.
You: Same thing? What do you mean by that?
Stranger: They all ask for sex, or make sexual inquires.. It's annoying and gets boring fast.
You: Hahahaha, I guess most are still stuck in that stage right?
Stranger: Yeah ^^ I think so as well. It's annoying though, especially since I am a Girl.
You: Yes, then I can imagine it being a total bore for you. Don't you get tired and face palm about it?
Stranger: omg, you have no idea how much I did that. >.> It's like there are no more normal people to talk with anymore. Or most of them are pubescent teens who show of their recent discovery of their anus and toddler penis and think it's like totally rad and cool.
You: it's a big thing in elementary school..
Stranger: Hahahhaa, yeah, well said.
You: Thank you. :3
Stranger: You're a different person from most of the people i have met on line though.
You: Thank you, I guess I should take that as a compliment.
Stranger: You should, I meant it.
You: OK then, I will and thanks.
Stranger: You're welcome.. Btw: You didn't even tell me who you are right?
You: Oh, sorry. I guess I'm still new to this whole ordeal.
You: My name is Jimmy.
Stranger: Aha! I knew it. It's nice to talk to someone who isn't so immature.
You: Nah, I stopped being immature a long time ago.
Stranger: Oh, something happened that made you switch you're attitude then?
You: Yes. But I can't get into any specifics about it.
Stranger: Why not? You're anonymous on the Internet right? So you can freely speak on it.
You: Nah, I never believed in absolute safety, not even on the web.
Stranger: Hmmm, I see. So, you got something to hide then? ^^
You: Not really.
Stranger: C'mon now. You can tell me can't you? This is the best conversation I had since a long time though, and I would hate it if you didn't feel like you could share things with me.
You: But you are a stranger, and I don't know you, so how can I trust you knowing that?
Stranger: Good point, I can only assure you that whatever you say to me, stays with me.
Stranger: I promise you and you have my word.
You: Well, I don't know...
You: It's all so sudden and it's a bit of a big thing to share..
Stranger: T-T.
Stranger: I see, you don't trust me.
You: No it's not like that, I swear.
Stranger: Whatever you want Jimmy..
You: Okay then, but you have to swear that you won't tell anyone.
Stranger: All right. You can tell me.
You: Well, in my fridge, I forgot to buy some milk today, so now I have nothing to use for my cereal in the morning. And I absolutely hate it when there's cereal but no milk.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2nd Attempt:

Stranger: Hey.
You: Konichiwa.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3rd Attempt:

You: Bonjour!
Stranger: u talk english?
You: Sure, I can speak English to.
Stranger: Where u from?
You: The fifth quantum nebula of the egalitarian system, which lies just to the right of the sky meteor shower of planet hicky hicky.
Stranger: Oh..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4th: Attempt:

Stranger: Hello?
You: Hello?
Stranger: Hello again I guess? o0
You: Hello?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Miguez]

Lmao Grim you're so funny. :3

[Burningwolf]

lmao @ Grimjaw 1st convo

[SwordCloud]

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[CrimsonNuker]

=| I profited with 2 pictures from this

[exality]

You: Hi
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 m USA
Stranger: same here
Stranger: whats up?
You: Nothin, chillin on base cuz there aint nothin to do.
You: u?
Stranger: im in your base, killin your dudes
Stranger: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Bastard got me!

[YangKang]

Spoiler!

Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
You: ITS A TRAP
You: DONT TELEPORT
Stranger: BUh!
You: YOU WILL END UP WITH HIm
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Stranger: What do I do!
You: YOU STILL WANNA TELEPORT
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: GOD NO!
Stranger: SAVE ME!
You: YOU GOTTA SWITCH TO CHARIZARD
Stranger: I DONT HAVE A CHARIZARD!
You: THEN YOU ARE DOOMED!
You: ENJOY THE RAPE
Stranger: NO!
You: YESSS
You: WAIT
You: THERS ONE CHANCE YOU HAVE
You: DO A BARRELL ROLL
Stranger: I'll take my chances with teleporting,
You: RIP Stranger
Stranger: Wild abra uses teleport!

ROFL XD

Spoiler!

You: ARE YOU A ABRA?
Stranger: I AM NOT, APOLOGIES.
You: YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ?
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY.
You: damn you are gross

Spoiler!

Stranger: hey
You: DID ABRA APPEAR?
Stranger: suck me?
Stranger: yes
You: YOU WANT ME TO SUCK YOU?
Stranger: yes it did
Stranger: yes
You: SURE?
Stranger: i want you to suck me
You: YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You: ILL SHOW U A PICTURE
Stranger: hyper?
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Stranger: haha
You: STILL WANT ME TO?
Stranger: nice
You: xD
Stranger: more than ever
You: DAMN URE GROSS

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Stranger: A wild Estonia appears!
You: man
You: w/e pokemon u are dont teleport
You: its a trap
You: you will end up with him
Stranger: I'm a country. :B
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Stranger: From hetalia
Stranger: AAAH
Stranger: I'M 17
Stranger: D:<
You: YOU STILL GONNA GET RAPED
Stranger: NOOOO
You: ITS ALL ABOUT THE APPEARS
Stranger: ESTONIA USES RUSSIA BLOCK
You: MICHEAL USES NOSE OF STEALTH
Stranger: RUSSIA FAINTS
Stranger: ESTONIA USES COwER UNDER MONEY!
You: MICHEAL THROWS KIDS
You: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: ESTONIA'S A JEW, SO HE SELLS FOR 5 DOLLARS
You: LOL
You: NICE ONE
Stranger: LMAO
You: MICHEAL FAINTS
Stranger: ESTONIA RUNS AWAY BEFORE ANOTHER APPEARS
You: *USES ITEM : REPAIR THE NOSE*

[Nin]

You: You will not break me.
Stranger: Says you.
You: You will destroy yourself.
Stranger: I refuse to believe that.
You: Then you are in denial.
Stranger: No, I know what is real.
You: How am I at flirting?

[Miguez]

Code: Select all

Stranger: mannn
You: yess
You: ?
Stranger: go find a bitch and make her horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol que?

[aznronin]

[quote="Thee_UniQue"]lol:
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine u
Stranger: I am good
You: gud, gud
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: Fine
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: 中国、
You: ehh?
Stranger: from
You: a/s/l ?
You: Russia
Stranger: 22 f China
You: Oh
You: China
You: Nice
You: how's the weather there?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: it's spring
Stranger: shine
You: yeah..
You: what I ment was if there's hot or cold
You: rainy
You: you know, that sorta stuff
Stranger: rainy
Stranger: just today
You: hum
You: the rest of the days have ben sunny?
Stranger: yeah
You: good
Stranger: which part of Assian do you live
You: assian?
[b]Stranger: 你是中国人吧
You: say what?
Stranger: 你就装吧
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i mean which part of Russia do you live
You: oh
You: lol
You: Moscow
Stranger: ah
Stranger: is it cold now
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hello?
You: oh
You: yaeh
You: a bit
Stranger: oh
You: not like freezing cold
Stranger: have you been in China
You: nope
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you have anything to talk with me?
You: I don't know
You: do you?
Stranger: let me find it
Stranger: can you tell me your name
Connection imploded.[/b]

Lol at this cuz the Chinese characters say that "You are chinese (ne)?
the second one I don't get tho
But I don't think that was a girl tho, probably a pedophile.
AND we chinese aren't that bad lol...

[xKingpinx]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ıam male u?
You: im turk
Stranger: areu amle?
You: im turk famele
Stranger: ı really from where?
You: i is from istanbul
Stranger: in turkey
Stranger: ı am greek
You: i like to fack girl
You: you gurl?
Stranger: are u boy?
*I Disconnect*

[Mirosuke]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ıam male u?
You: im turk
Stranger: areu amle?
You: im turk famele
Stranger: ı really from where?
You: i is from istanbul
Stranger: in turkey
Stranger: ı am greek
You: i like to fack girl
You: you gurl?
Stranger: are u boy?
*I Disconnect*

haha nice find, a turk. you win

[xKingpinx]

Hahaha one I got on and like litterally 2 seconds later the guy said/// "Gay guy with boner here" I was like wtf lol

[blackfalcon]

first convo

me: hey
stranger: hey
stranger: not gonna lie, im really horny right now, hbu?
me: u a girl?
stranger: nah im a guy
me: me 2....
*stranger disconnects*


lmao

edit:

then i got bored

Spoiler!

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You: gay yet?
You: or need mor?
You: i has much gay sites for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[aznronin]

blackfalcon holy Farking balls at the spoiler

[Doron]

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: o hai thar
You: are you ironman? been lookin for the man the whole day. ~.~
Stranger: I am a Girl from the Netherlands
You: :O
You: darn, well, ironman can wait.
You: age?
Stranger: 17 years, you ?
You: omg me too
Stranger: :O Yeaahy
You: you know what the most funny part about this is?
You: ik ben ook nederlands xD (I'm dutch too)
Stranger: :O JHEEEJ ! (OMG)
Stranger: Leeuk (FUNN)
!
You: haha
You: nooit gedacht een nederlander hier tegen te komen... (never thoght I'd come across someone from holland in here)
Stranger: eindelijk iemand die wél nederlands is (finally someone who is actually dutch)
Stranger: nhee, niet echt nee )no, not really)
Stranger: ben jij een jongen of een meisje ? (you a boy or a girl?)
You: en dan hoor je van die verhalenvan freaks die denken dat ze batman zijn...(en then you hear stories about freaks who think they're batman..)
You: ik ben een jongen. (I'm a guy)
Stranger: Okee, ik ben dus een meisje (okay, I'm a girl)
You:
Stranger: welke provincie woon je ? (what "state" do you live in?)
You: Friesland
Stranger: OH !
You: lekker tussen de koei'n (great between the cows)
Stranger: I kwoon in Overijssel !!! (I live in Overijssel!)
You: :O
You: haha vet dicht bij duss...(woa, so really close)
Stranger: Jhaa, (yeah,)
You: want ik woon in het meest zuid ossterlijke puntje xD (cuz I live in the most south-eastern place xD)
Stranger: ,, waardus? (wheresda?)
Stranger: x)
You: dicht bij steenwijk? ooit van gehoord? (Close to Steenwijk? ever heard of it?)
Stranger: IK WOON ÍN STEENWIJK ! (I LIVE IN STEENWIJK!)
You: serieus? -.- (srsly?)
Stranger: JHA ! (YEAH!)
You: wtf....
Stranger: echtwaar! (really!)
Stranger: Steenwijker toreenn, leuke ''stad'' (steenwijker tower, great "city")
You: omg.....
You: zat je op rsg of eekeringen? (did you go to RSG or to Eeckeringen *two different high schools in town*?)
Stranger: rsg lijsterbes (RSG Rowan)
You: oh, ckr havo of vwo? (oh, prolly Havo or Vwo *different levels of smartness*?)
Stranger: jha (yeah)
You: ik zat ook op lijsterbes (I also went to Rowan)
Stranger: havo/vwo , okee. heb je ook in Steenwijk gewoont dan ? (You also lived in Steenwijk then?)
You: voorig jaar net geslaagd.. (just gratuated last year)
You: nee, maar zat er wel op de middelbare.. (no, but went to high school there)
You: anders was het oosterwolde of wolvega, ik woon namelijk in noordwolde.. (or else it would've been Oosterwolde or Wolvega, cuz I live in Noordwolde)
Stranger: Okee. Maarre.. hoe heet je dan,.. misschien kom je me ergens diep in mijn gedachten voor.. (-= (okay, but uhm.. what your name then? maybe your somewhere deep in my memory? (she actually said thoughts but she ment memory)
You: Ik denk dat je wel van me gehoord hebt dan.. Foeke (you might've heard of me then, Foeke (<-- my name...)
You: jij? (you?)
Stranger: uhm.. (uhm..)
Stranger: ik heet Marlene (My name's Marlene)
Stranger: ( spreek je uit als Marleene ) (but pronounced as Marleene)
You: uhm.. nee kan me nergens een marlene inbeelden.. doe je havo of vwo? (uhm, can't think of any Marlene, you do Havo or VWO?)
Stranger: havo/vwo ,
Stranger: vwo
Stranger: maar ik weet niet een Foeke ofzo (But I don't know any Foeke or something
Stranger: sorry
You: ah, verklaart veel, ik ging nooit met hoger om dan havo xD (ah, explains a lot, I never got friends with anyone smarter then Havo xD)
Stranger: haha x)
Stranger: Maarre.. kom je nu nog vaak in Steenwijk dan? (but do you come in Steenwijk still oftenly?)
You: ik werk er... (I work there)
Stranger: WAAAR ? (WHERE?)
You: McD's........
Stranger: Bij Hiddingeberg daar ? (next to the Hiddingeberg? *hotel next to McD's*)
You: ja...(yeah..)
Stranger: okaay.
Stranger: Je moet dan toch telkens zo'n Petje van de mac op of nieet ? (then you also must wear one of those stupid McD's Caps, right?)
You: ja idd.... (yea exactly)
You: vreselijk lelijk... (terribly ugly..)
Stranger: jha, dat wel . Maargoed, je kan iniedergeval een patatje nemen wanneer je wilt (yeah, that true, but still you can take a frie whenever you want)
You: nou niet echt hoor, daar letten ze flink op.. mag niet xD (well, not really they kinda pay alotta attention to it.. we arrent allowed to)
Stranger: haha ! xD
You: zien ze als diefstal.... (they consider it theft)
Stranger: jha okee, das wel zo (yeah, that's true)
You: jah.. beetje belachelijk..... maja, winst is winst en zo lekker is het daar nou ook weer niet.. (yeah, a little rediculous, but still, profit is profit and it isn't all that great..)
Stranger: Nou, vind ik wel hoor (-= Maargooeed. (well, I do like it though.. But anyways...)
You: je komt er vaak? (you come by often?)
Stranger: nhee, echt niet. het is heel erg lekker, maar ik wil niet dik worden (-= (nehh, no way. it tastes great, but I don't wanna get fat...)
You: haha...
You: goed punt.(good point.)
You: maar je zou haast als je daar fulltime werkt denken dat veel mensen daar zig geen zorgen over maken... (but when you work there full time you would probably think that that's not the consirn of a lot of people...)
You: die zie je daar dan elke dag naar binnen kruipen met afkick verschijnselen voor hun hamburgers... (they kinda crawl in everyday with rehabsymptoms for the hamburgers.
Stranger: maarre, ik moet gaaan. Want mn vader roept me . ( ik woon nog niet samen ofzoo dus daarom ) Dussee.. nou ik hoop je eens een xtje te zien, ennee.. DOEII ! ( Ik vind je eigenlijk wel meer dan aardiig... :$ )(butteh.. I gotta go, my dad is caling me. (I don't live together yet or something that's why..) So, I hope to see you again sometime anduh.. BYE!! (I kinda fancy you more then just like...)

Yeha, Score....
Prolly an overweight geek who is just.. eww...

[SwordCloud]

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
Stranger: 24
Stranger: turk
You have disconnected.

[blackfalcon]

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
Stranger: 24
Stranger: turk
You have disconnected.

rofl!

blackfalcon holy Farking balls at the spoiler

spamming chat ftw lol

[Doron]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how r u
You: I'm fine, how are you?
Stranger: fine thx
Stranger: asl plz?
You: 18, m, ams
You: u liek mudkipz?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 10 k plz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mastamusa]

omg....

Stranger: I'm 16 male Korean I want to erotic chat with you
Stranger: hi
You: lol hi xD
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: Are you female?
You: yeah why do youask?
Stranger: I want to sex with you
You: it is kinda hard to do it on the internet xD
Stranger: hey
Stranger: Have you ever do sex?

straight to the point huh? horny korean (porbs nerdy too) trying to have sex over the internet XD

and i am not a female

[Doppleganger]

[xKingpinx]

BUAHAHAHA nice...

[Doron]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lily allen?
Stranger: i'm a lesbian
You: I'm your mother.
Stranger: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol.

[Juicy]

Lol

Stranger: hey
You: rawr
Stranger: what's up?
You: hmm, my penis?
Stranger: -.-
You: You know you like it
Stranger: -.^
You: im getting aroused
Stranger: it's very exciting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO

Stranger: hi
You: hola
You: como esta?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Melez]

Stranger: Hi! I'm Dave
You: hi
You: thats strange!
You: my name is Dave as well!
Stranger: yeah right
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn, at least I tried!

[Key-J]

lol grim, your Cereal one is great.

[XxDeeDeeDeexX]

You've probably seen me troll'n on omegle, may I introduce my 3 hours of toil and terror (for loli's).

[hypocrisy_]

THIS
IS
SO
FCKING
WEIRD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a horny girl
You: hi im a horny guy want to ****?
You: i will be bottom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i feel so violated fck this chat
*takes scorching hot shower*

ohhhh and the 1st chat i had said that the guy was a fcking registered sex. offender wtf?