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hm..the funniest engrish i saw was in this park in shanghai, "toliet" dunno why but i just loled.
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TOloseGT wrote:hm..the funniest engrish i saw was in this park in shanghai, "toliet" dunno why but i just loled.

That's how Asians and Europeans call washroom, really there's nothing wrong with that lol.


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And it happens in North America as well :D
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edit: ooo sorry "Funniest Engrish you've seen with your OWN eyes?" I missed the "own" part on my first time, I do have one actually, but it'll take some time to search for it, will upload it later when I feel like it :)
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hahaha, that's as funny as this:
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destructionmama wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:hm..the funniest engrish i saw was in this park in shanghai, "toliet" dunno why but i just loled.

That's how Asians and Europeans call washroom, really there's nothing wrong with that lol.

nono, i think you missed the typo. "toliet"
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I Don't have picture but saw sign in chinse zoo wich said: "lost Kids Will be taken to the Lions gage".
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TheKnight wrote:I Don't have picture but saw sign in chinse zoo wich said: "lost Kids Will be taken to the Lions gage".
Holy Crap!.. lulz
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destructionmama wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:hm..the funniest engrish i saw was in this park in shanghai, "toliet" dunno why but i just loled.

That's how Asians and Europeans call washroom, really there's nothing wrong with that lol.


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destructionmama wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:hm..the funniest engrish i saw was in this park in shanghai, "toliet" dunno why but i just loled.

That's how Asians and Europeans call washroom, really there's nothing wrong with that lol.



errm, toilet is the right word, in french.
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He wrote T-O-L-I-E-T. lulz
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I didn't see this sign exactly, but one very similar.

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I have a question... where do you guys get these pics of black background and a quote with it?

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aznronin wrote:I have a question... where do you guys get these pics of black background and a quote with it?

Welcome to the internet, lulz
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Mirosuke wrote:
aznronin wrote:I have a question... where do you guys get these pics of black background and a quote with it?

Welcome to the internet, lulz
You want some lulz material? -> viewtopic.php?f=12&t=82161


Or you can one yourself --> http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php
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FireVortex wrote:
Mirosuke wrote:
aznronin wrote:I have a question... where do you guys get these pics of black background and a quote with it?

Welcome to the internet, lulz
You want some lulz material? -> viewtopic.php?f=12&t=82161


Or you can one yourself --> http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php

LOL :shock: never heard of that site lmao
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destructionmama wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:hm..the funniest engrish i saw was in this park in shanghai, "toliet" dunno why but i just loled.



And it happens in North America as well :D
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actually there is a better one of this picture that shows the whole thing
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Mirosuke wrote:
FireVortex wrote:
Mirosuke wrote:where do you guys get these pics of black background and a quote with it?

Welcome to the internet, lulz
You want some lulz material? -> viewtopic.php?f=12&t=82161


Or you can one yourself --> http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php



Wow!!! So that's how you guys do those things... no wonder... dam finally I know. Thanks Guys!

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Internet providing the lulz since..
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Lol its kinda catchy.
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This made me lol when i first saw it
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I remember watching that long ago, but didn't get it.

I get it now. lmao.

There's this guy in my class who sounds like borat when he reads english stuff, the whole class laughs when he has to read something :)

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