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Some people are so gullible. Who said it earlier?

Da_Realist. Placebo effect is exactly right. If you convince yourself that something is happening, you're going to believe it. In reality, you look like a jackass practicing Dragonball Z moves.
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.curve wrote:Some people are so gullible. Who said it earlier?

Da_Realist. Placebo effect is exactly right. If you convince yourself that something is happening, you're going to believe it. In reality, you look like a jackass practicing Dragonball Z moves.

lol ....
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Well i dunno about bending spoons...But i know a martial arts master who can hit you and literally cause u to fly back and fall to the ground without making physical contact..
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Yeah I've been practicing my Qi aswell!

And this is for real!

I pointed my finger at the window and it closed.

I never taught this was real, I taught it was all fake but when I started exercising I realised I could feel a force coming from the inside!

It's so good to know that there's some people out here who feel it aswell!

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FireVortex wrote:Well i dunno about bending spoons...But i know a martial arts master who can hit you and literally cause u to fly back and fall to the ground without making physical contact..

right .....
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Love wrote:
FireVortex wrote:Well i dunno about bending spoons...But i know a martial arts master who can hit you and literally cause u to fly back and fall to the ground without making physical contact..

right .....


Yea hard to believe but it actually was true. My friend who goes to his school was like WTF when he hit him with it lol.
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DragOon wrote:I CANT IM EURO CHARACTER :(

Euro doesn't have imbue :D
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On a show called Time Warp there was a professional samurai or w/e and he put his hand on the top of one of the host's head and made him fall into a chair.
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Dear fucking god...
First it was the ghosts and the ouija board, now this. I swear I need to stop viewing threads created by NS.

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Happy Birthday Silo.

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inky wrote:Dear fucking god...
First it was the ghosts and the ouija board, now this. I swear I need to stop viewing threads created by NS.

/facepalm

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Happy Birthday Silo.

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I was just trying to guide you guys to the path of the true knowledge of the universe :wink:

It's not my birthdat yet, but soon :P
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True knowledge of the universe? Are you serious?
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LOL your a funny child nuclear. So so naive.
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DumboDii wrote:True knowledge of the universe? Are you serious?

Yes, and whenever you meet them in real life, you can't stop yourself to be :shock:
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There is no shit Qi ki or whatever,just training yourself to do something for 4 years everyday,and see after 4 years what happend,you'll did it,why?because of the training.

for the video with the kung fu,i have pratice kung fu my self for 11 years,there is a way how to hit,so the other don't get hurt and the things break..for break the brick you just have to hit the middle,if the brick is tall,just hit the extremity you'll break it..not hard just training 1 year to have the muscle.

Your second video nuclear people are paid that all,i can do it too just for $20.

If you really want to become strong get your ass out of you chair,and go trainin like masutatsu oyama.
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Thee_UniQue wrote:Yeah I've been practicing my Qi aswell!

And this is for real!

I pointed my finger at the window and it closed.

I never taught this was real, I taught it was all fake but when I started exercising I realised I could feel a force coming from the inside!

It's so good to know that there's some people out here who feel it aswell!


Its ok, you dont have to hide that wire in your other hand pulling the window close :)
And Nuclear, your topics are always entertaining xD
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SwordCloud wrote:Your second video nuclear people are paid that all,i can do it too just for $20.

lol, that's still extremly hard for someone who close their eyes and move like that.

Anyway, months later, I'll show you my Qi. After one day of training, i've already felt my Qi. I learned quite fast :wink:
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NuclearSilo wrote:
SwordCloud wrote:Your second video nuclear people are paid that all,i can do it too just for $20.

lol, that's still extremly hard for someone who close their eyes and move like that.

Anyway, months later, I'll show you my Qi. After one day of training, i've already felt my Qi. I learned quite fast :wink:

choreography..They repeat for like 3 months and go.


anyway in some month you will be able to open a door with your arms!
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Chi isn't "improved," it's channeled.

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Haha NuclearSilo you must be THE dumbest person I've seen on SRF. You believe just anything people tell you, don't you?? You don't get strong by improving your 'Qi' or whatever it's called, you get stronger and develop skills by hard training for fucks sake, you can push the 'flow of energy' in your scrodum if you want

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it's like silo is that one kid everyone picks on at school just because he's different

Bully: Hey Silo, what's up?
Silo: Nothing, just practicing.
Bully: Practicing what, buddy? Hehe.
Silo: My Chi.
Bully: WOWWWWWWW...FAGGGGGG
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Atm, I can eject the Qi with my fingers a distance of 40cm max. More than that, the skin of my other hands is not enough sensible to feel the pressure force :P.
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I just can't believe that you still post these things. Everyone in here have said that's bullshit but STILL you keep posting how you control your imaginary energy.
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Did u know i can shoot pink beams outta my hands? They contains candy and icecream.
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DumboDii wrote:I just can't believe that you still post these things. Everyone in here have said that's bullshit but STILL you keep posting how you control your imaginary energy.

I don't care what ppl say as ppl don't care what I say :P
But I have the total right to believe in my senses: the sight and the touch :wink:
the sight because if you put a dark background behind, you'd see the flow of air emit to and fro from your hands
the touch because I can sense the pressure whenever my finger point to, also an elastic force if the pressure is concentrated.

You are just all hater coz you can't do like I did that's all 8)
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DonBebek wrote:Haha NuclearSilo you must be THE dumbest person I've seen on SRF.


Actually not. He's trolling you all.
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