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I am surprise so far that only 1 lolcat showed up in this thread lol
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destructionmama wrote:I am surprise so far that only 1 lolcat showed up in this thread lol


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Toasty wrote:Awww, how sweet.

If the cat scratches or bites you.. hold your arm there. Show it that it doesnt hurt and he'll give in. Every so often it might get all aggressive and in that case hold its paws or something.

Scratches hurt more if you panic and pull away anyway.

That's what I do to my cat, and now she doesn't really bite but she is more licking my arms xD
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Prophet Izaach wrote:video


That made my day lol
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destructionmama wrote:if you guys want pics I'll take some and post it when I get home
Stupid cat, hate it!
Sure we want!
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Priam wrote:
Bastet wrote:It can sense fear, like most animals. If you are going to show you are scared of it, it will hiss at you or possibly scratch you.


That's why u'd have to either be nice, or round-house-kick it in the face.


This. I lold at work to this xD
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Tomorrow evening, I shall have a brand new totally black kitten, 7 weeks old, annoying as ****, but extra cute.

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chesticles wrote:
Priam wrote:That's why u'd have to either be nice, or round-house-kick it in the face.


This. I lold at work to this xD
That's not funny!
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doesn't she owe us pics....
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lol it looks past its prime
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XemnasXD wrote:lol it looks past its prime

ya she looks extremely retarded lol
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I am very tempted to open my lolcat folder >_>
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nice sandals...lulzz
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Make a cat's fur carpet lol

I like cat, but not like those >.<
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lol @ the o_O on the cat :P
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Send the cat to me, I'll prepare it a soy sauce bath :twisted:
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practice ur field goals... :P
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That cat looks weird.
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Her eyes are so weird, the colour...

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Spoiler!

that cat is awesome
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Lol nice cat

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Put some oven mits on and just grab it and hold it until it stops being an asshole.
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Nah, not that scary cat. lulz
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haha that cat looks retarded
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evilpeta wrote:
Spoiler!

that cat is awesome
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lol you guys made me lol'd hard

I got the sandals while they're on sale, anyways ya I should really practise my field goals eh? lol
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i like the cat :D
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lavapockets wrote:Buy some catnip spray, they sell it at pet stores, and spray the area right outside your door with it. That should calm her down a bit. She's hissing at you because she's being territorial, you're new and you're a stranger. You need to allow the cat to accept you. Any kind of action coming out of you that's aggressive will reaffirm with the cat that you're an intruder and she will continue to hate you.

Buy some cat treats or make the owner buy you some cat treats. When you walk outside your door make sure the cats sees you put a cat treat down and just walk away. Do not make eye contact while the cat eats, she'll think you're being aggressive towards her.

Get the owner to allow you to feed the cat when it's feeding time. Say something like "good kitty" in a nice tone of voice when you put the food down. It's important the cat hears a reassuring tone out of you, not neccessarily what you say. You can her spawn of the devil if you want, just make sure it sounds nice. Never yell at the cat, you don't have enough trust between you for that.

I've tamed fully wild feral cats to allow me to pet them, pick them up and one actually lives in my house now and sleeps with me at night. He's the sweetest cat ever. It takes patience and caring, but it'll be worth it so you can at least walk downstairs with no problems. GL :D

BTW - that alpha stuff works with dogs, not cats. Cats have a hierarchy within their colonies, but as an outsider you DO NOT fit into that hierarchy. Therefore any agrressive actions will precipitate more dislike and hatred from the cat. You can only play alpha once you're part of the colony.



Catnip works relaxing?

My cat starts rolling around in that stuff in our backyard. It's far from relaxed.

Just bribe the cat with treats. If the cats notices it gets things from you, it'll start to like you.

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Glad it worked out. BTW, here's my kitten doing invisible bike for some nice lulz

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