Whats the most F***ed up dream you've ever had?

[chesticles]

My gf had a dream that i was f**king her in a moose suit...yep....i know....i said the same thing....

[!G4!]

i was having sex with my gf and her clit fell off as i tried to tape it back on ....

[Shadow]

I once saw a dream in which colourful geometrical shapes chased me. Like big yellow boxes with eyes and hands and legs. And red balls, and blue pyramids. Quite scary, don't you think? I think I was around 5 when I saw that dream. Don't think I've ever seen a dream that classifies as a nightmare after that... been a long time. I sleep well. Once a car bomb blew around the corner from my hotel and I didnt wake up.

[chesticles]

When i was younger i remeber having 2x dreams: i would wake up but still be in my dream so i thought i was awake then some weird shit would happen and i would really wake up n be like wtf.

Now whenever i dont like my dream i just wake up n start over :p

[Ash]

i was having sex with my gf and her clit fell off as i tried to tape it back on ....

hahahhahhahaahhaahha
thanks you sir for making up my day i really can't stop laughing

[evilpeta]

Anyone had Sleep Paralysis ?
I think those are more creepiest than having a nightmare, cause your councience is awake, but your body isn't and you can't wake up at all easly. Pretty scary :[

I had one last week, maybe because i went to sleep really late

Edit: oops, someone already posted it :0 Thnx god im not the only one lol

i don't know if it's the same but sometimes i dreamt of an image of the possessed girl in the Exorcist constantly appeared in my head with high-pitched screams. like a constant screamer. i knew i was dreaming, but somehow i couldn't move my body, sometimes i struggled to move my arm or my legs. sometimes i could even open my eyes, but i still couldn't move my body WHILE hearing the screams and seeing those images in my head. it was like being controlled by the dream. i normally had those after staying up all night and going to bed when i'm REALLY REALLY tired, just seconds after i lay down i start having those creepy dreams.
they lasted like 5 minutes tops, and after that i woke up sweating and couldn't go to sleep again, mostly because i was scared to have those again.. those are pretty much the most fked up dreams i've had.

[zShared]

My gf had a dream that i was f**king her in a moose suit...yep....i know....i said the same thing....

lmao, mew is secretly into bestiality and she just made that up to gauge your reaction, so in the future you can have some threesomes with animals :v

[Puma60]

Not a dream, but sometimes when i wake up i get temporary paralysis. Fucking scary.

I kinda get that, for example in my dream I would get shot in the back, then i'd wake up with a sharp pain in my back.

Also I hate the dreams where your trying to run away from something/someone, but you can't run properley because you have some kind of invisible weights on your legs.

Anywayz, the worst dream i've had is when I was about 4, I was in the car with my mum, and we stopped for a break on the side of a deserted/empty road. Just as we were about to drive off, the car door opened and I fell out of the car, but my mum didn't notice and she drove off without me. I got that terrible sinking feeling, where you think you'll never see them again. I was only 4 at the time, so I was scared shitless for the rest of the night.

[_Scarlett_]

Dunno, might be a toss up between me being in the ocean in a jungle gym connective tube things and a giant shark trying to eat me, and I ended up drowning, or the one where I was stabbed, then after crawling back home, getting eaten by zombies >.>.

[[SD]Twysta]

Dreams and different kinds of dreams really interest me.

I got many dreams that I can remember quite well, one of them being that me AND my mother dreamt the same thing over one night.

Of a bear in our house which scared me and my mother shitless. I was 6 when we had this dream.

And this one... One I felt so shit about for a week...

We were somewhere on a vacation, and my mums ex was in the car and there was a huuuuge horde of bees going into the window (it was summer). The weird part is that 1) my mum isnt together with him since about 5 years and I had the dream 1 year ago. 2) The car (which we used to have back then) and himself looked so real... the details on the car and just.. it felt so real.
I sat there outside the window on a super hot summer day watching the bees attack him, his whole face was covered, all I heard was the scary ass sound of bees all around him and on his face. His face was so covered in bees and he just sat there in the car looking dead... :S It was Farking real...

[Vesta]

hmmmm...I don't really quite know...

Prolly when I was like 6 years old I went to my mom's friend's house and the daughter was watching a scary movie with this reaper kind of guy, had nightmares of him killing EVERYONE for like a year. After that I only had dreams of failing school and the one I mentioned in the Dream thread.

[Fury]

I once saw a dream in which colourful geometrical shapes chased me. Like big yellow boxes with eyes and hands and legs. And red balls, and blue pyramids. Quite scary, don't you think? I think I was around 5 when I saw that dream. Don't think I've ever seen a dream that classifies as a nightmare after that... been a long time. I sleep well. Once a car bomb blew around the corner from my hotel and I didnt wake up.

At least it was legit.

[Midori]

i once dreamed that i was torturing a man by cutting him with my penis. true story.

[Launger]

Well, it was a wet dream where i turned into a nig...afro american and had a huuuuuge schlong, and well then i broke her. nuff said

[0l3n]

I was running on a world made out of wet wrinkled paper. And popeye was chasing me.

Ive had that dream like 4 times kinda creeps me out.

[.AWAKE.]

sometimes in my dreams ill be fighting someone and ill go to throw a punch and i literally ( in my dream) cant seem throw it , its like im punching with all my strength and my arm isnt moving lawlzz

sometimes its the same thing with running , ill try to run as fast as i can to get away from something but there is some sort of weights holding me down and my legs wont move lol

[washikaba]

Wow. . . . .A lot of your dreams make mine look like a 2 year olds, But unfortuantly i to, Have had that sleep paralysis & scared the S**t outta me. & Yeah the falling ones are my scariest, I had one where i fell off a bridge then when i hit the water, Ice from above me & right before i died i woke up.

[KillMyDeaDBoW]

I was running on a world made out of wet wrinkled paper. And popeye was chasing me.

sorry but this just made me laugh

[Reise]

Is it normal to not have scary dreams, like, ever?

I can't remember the last time I've had one that truly made me freak out. There are weird ones for sure but nothing that would make me jump out of bed. Might have to do with the fact I hardly remember anything from my dreams but images or feelings. But, "weird" has been the theme lately for me.

[Blindfire]

I had a dream last night that I was sitting in a chair. A lady walked into the room I was in and removed her shirt. Instead of nipples she had mouths. I had a conversation with her breasts then woke up.

[I_R_Powerpuff]

I once saw a dream in which colourful geometrical shapes chased me. Like big yellow boxes with eyes and hands and legs. And red balls, and blue pyramids. Quite scary, don't you think? I think I was around 5 when I saw that dream. Don't think I've ever seen a dream that classifies as a nightmare after that... been a long time. I sleep well. Once a car bomb blew around the corner from my hotel and I didnt wake up.

At least it was legit.

@Reise,
Lucky you T_T

@Blindfire,
Like that Bloc Party music video?

[XMoshe]

My gf had a dream that i was f**king her in a moose suit...yep....i know....i said the same thing....

Sexy?

I have alot of weird dreams...Don't really remember them. Weirdest was like playing halo irl with my dad o.O (He's 69 >.<)

[satman83]

Dream i was drowning...so horrible

i could actually feel myself in the water

[XMoshe]

Dream i was drowning...so horrible

i could actually feel myself in the water

Bet you wet your bed and that's why you dreamt (sp? o.O) that : )

[Vinyl]

I was actually in this tree that moves, kinda like the Willow thing in Harry Potter. As it was moving clockwise, it got faster and faster and it had branches for arms, and so it held me. Then all of a sudden at the speed of light, it lets me go and there were these walls of shrapnel and it threw me right into it. I woke up as soon as I was an inch from the walls.

[HolyPrinter]

I dreamed that I was pregnant. (I'm a guy)

[TsjuniMon]

I dreamed that my mom was skinning me. I dont know if skinning is the correct word but with a knife she cutted all the skin of me.

[ricardoheeren]

That i got eated by my dog:(

[satman83]

Dream i was drowning...so horrible

i could actually feel myself in the water

Bet you wet your bed and that's why you dreamt (sp? o.O) that : )

lol no i didnt wet my bed

but it was scary shit, i was under water and for some reason i just couldnt move...and well drowned

[Sleepy]

Dreamt I couldn't get it up once... Soooo glad it was just a dream.