Whats the most F***ed up dream you've ever had?

[washikaba]

Post your most weird dreams (good or bad)

Mine was being a Spider with a snake head (sound cool but. . . .)
I was 2 inches talls and i was candy flavoured. . . .
So then a fat chick eats me then out of no where i wake up :\

I unno bout you thats f***ed up lol

[XemnasXD]

sex with my sister...

i was like 14 and im not even sure how that got into my head...but i chalked it up as a normal thing..

[CrimsonNuker]

I was having sex with some girl, then her clit transformed into a cock, then I woke up.

[Mirosuke]

can't we just post this on Dreams Thread?
necesary to make another topic?

Btw, LOL @ crimson

[Mr.Ganji]

in befor lock!

[Cullen]

Mine was when i was having sex with a chick, and then she told me she had a dick and a clit, so i woke up :|
and then there were about 100+ of them chasing me, too much Watchmen for me(Referring to Dr. Manhatans uber wang)

[MixTape]

Well not the most farked up one.
Those where you are falling to the ground.

[Cullen]

Well not the most farked up one.
Those where you are falling to the ground.

Thanks to those dreams, and my New 4870HD gfx card, whenever i jump off something on Crysis, i get that floating feeling in my stomach :S

[heroo]

had a caraccident with m whole family and I was the only survivor, when I woke up I had a bad feeling all day.

[Mirosuke]

had a caraccident with a whole family and I was the only survivor, when I woke up I had a bad feeling all day.

that must be creepy, i mean the bad feeling :S

[Kirkaldi]

I was in WW2 and I got shot.

[washikaba]

can't we just post this on Dreams Thread?
necesary to make another topic?

Btw, LOL @ crimson

Didn't know there was one, i don't read before i post, i just jot down what comes to my mind first.

[i_like2troll]

i was walking out side and a nuke hit and everyone went berserk and then everything was totally flattend but everyone was still alive and everyone started to have sex with each other and make really deformed kids then somehow i transformed into someone with abnormally long arms and legs and played professional basketball then i woke up in my kitchen with my head next to the cat food bowl and went back to bed

and if you think thats bad something worse happend to my friend .. he was walking across a street almost as busy as a highway at 3 am in the morning and was like half a mile away from his house and he was only 8 !!

[Foilin]

I was on a camping trip/picnic with some family and friends and some native tribe of some sort captured my buds and took them back to their camp or w/e and i went a killed every single one of those motherfuckers with my bear hands. was pretty awesome.

[Holo]

Well.

Recently my Uncle murdered my grandma.

Thus far, I've had dreams of him suffocating my dad and strangling my little bro, when I'm sitting their either unable to move, or held down by something.

[boij7]

Getting chased by the dinosaur in Jurassic park

[cpinney]

i ate a shit sammich.

[*BlackFox]

I don't remember right now, But I am pretty sure I had some f*cked up dream before

[Ash]

Falling from the sky with a spear im my hand to find myself in the middle of karakoram facing isytaru & fighting her till all my comrades got killed .

at that moment i knew i had to quit sro so i did for 5 months then came back & now i'm quitting again (3 weeks so far)

[Teddybeer]

WE arrived in a city with a huge train when on a huge screen someone told us that our country had declared war and the building got bombed
We rushed into the tunnel underneeth the rails te get to the city but my father was left behind and got shot right in front of my eyes
I saw him dying slowly and then i woke up
I couldnt get it out of my mind that day

[.curve]

I just had the most fucked up dream of my life so far. Like something straight out of a horror movie. Like seriously, I feel pretty fucked up right now and I can't sleep.

So to start, some event happened that caused me to have these random flashes of intense, depressing, incredibly sad memories and visions start appearing in my mind. Eventually it grew to where I was in the visions witnessing what was happening for myself.

Anyway, there was one such instance that particularly disturbed me. The last one of the dream, the one that woke me up.

I was at my old old house. I mean my real life old old house. Layout was the same and everything. Furniture, televisions, everything. I walked in the kitchen to get licorice, because for some reason it calmed me down. Well...as I was walking out of the kitchen, I looked at the table and there was a robber in my house. He had my brother(this part confuses me because I don't have a brother). My mom tried to tell the robber to let him go, so he shot her.

He then proceeded to slowly cut my brother's fingers off piece by piece. I walked away from that, because I couldn't bare my brother screaming or the sight of what the robber was doing.

I ended up walking back towards the kitchen. By that time, the robber was done. I passed by my brother and saw that his arm was gone, cut off completely, all the way up to past his shoulder. I looked at it and everything seemed to vivid. I could see the bones, the muscles, and my brother just sitting there dead.

I continued to the kitchen, looked towards the front door, and saw the robber. He glanced at me before casually walking out the door. That was when I walked in the kitchen and the dream ended.

If anyone reads all that, then yeh. Pretty fucked up is how I feel right now.

[woutR]

Entire family died, I was sole survivor.

[NuclearSilo]

Most creepiest dream: not sure if it's a dream, hallucination or real, but i think that i dream about i dream about a "doom" visit my room while i'm sleeping; his face is 10 cm away from me; my body is paralyzed, i cannot move nor scream.

[*BlackFox]

If anyone reads all that, then yeh. Pretty fucked up is how I feel right now.

OMG, That is a creepy dream. no wonder you feel like that

[rek]

Not a dream, but sometimes when i wake up i get temporary paralysis. Fucking scary.

[.curve]

Most creepiest dream: not sure if it's a dream, hallucination or real, but i think that i dream about i dream about a "doom" visit my room while i'm sleeping; his face is 10 cm away from me; my body is paralyzed, i cannot move nor scream.

Oh I hate those. Where you can't get away from something. You're stuck and can't move.

If anyone reads all that, then yeh. Pretty fucked up is how I feel right now.

OMG, That is a creepy dream. no wonder you feel like that

Woke up at 2AM, still awake at 5:30 because of it.

[Wu]

Just last night I dreamt that I was fistfighting with my best friend, and for a loong ass time.
Like, you know those scenes from Family Guy where Peter fights with the chicken? Well it was like that, we even came by Jurassic Park -.-

[SidiousX]

Well, i had 2 most fucked up dreams lol, both from when i was young.

1. I watched Braveheart, and in the movie the whole village is hung up in some barn.
I dreamed i was driving somewhere with my dad and my bro, and we got chased by some guy in a black car and he was getting after us.. after a while we lost him, but i also lost my dad and my bro. I went home and saw my mum & sister hung up in our house, so i freaked out, and ran outside and saw my whole village hung up everywhere, on street, in their houses.. that was so scary lol..

2. In my old house, i had dark curtains, but in the summer u can see shadows of things on it, when the sun is shining. And i dreamed i was in my room, with the curtains closed, and i saw something fell down from behind the curtains, so i opened them and watched down and saw my brother lying on the floor, dead, fell out of his window..

So yuh, thats my 2 most f.cked up dreams lol

[zShared]

Not a dream, but sometimes when i wake up i get temporary paralysis. Fucking scary.

you probably already know why it happens buttt

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 342AAmwe1m

happened to me before

[Mirosuke]

Anyone had Sleep Paralysis ?
I think those are more creepiest than having a nightmare, cause your councience is awake, but your body isn't and you can't wake up at all easly. Pretty scary :[

I had one last week, maybe because i went to sleep really late

Edit: oops, someone already posted it :0 Thnx god im not the only one lol