[NEWS] New flu on the rise!

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Squirt wrote:LOL, I haven't heard shit of the Swine for the last 5 days xD.


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i need to know the symptoms please before i die, this is the only forum i know that could potentially save my life if I'm informed correctly.

I'm too lazy to Google or type swine flu symptoms except for that instance.
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KylieMinogue wrote:i need to know the symptoms please before i die, this is the only forum i know that could potentially save my life if I'm informed correctly.

I'm too lazy to Google or type swine flu symptoms except for that instance.



it grows hair all over ur body, ur nose starts to look like a pig nose, a tail grows up, and u start to say senseless things and make some noises like "oinc oinc oinc". U taste like bacon too.
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selenne wrote:
KylieMinogue wrote:i need to know the symptoms please before i die, this is the only forum i know that could potentially save my life if I'm informed correctly.

I'm too lazy to Google or type swine flu symptoms except for that instance.



it grows hair all over ur body, ur nose starts to look like a pig nose, a tail grows up, and u start to say senseless things and make some noises like "oinc oinc oinc". U taste like bacon too.


Hi, this is KylieMinogue's sister, she's dead because of false information that was given by selenne. She was growing hair all over her body, but she did not produce any oink noise nor did she taste like bacon, proven by her boyfriend's own words, "she taste normal to me"
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KylieMinogue wrote:i need to know the symptoms please before i die, this is the only forum i know that could potentially save my life if I'm informed correctly.

I'm too lazy to Google or type swine flu symptoms except for that instance.

It killed the real Kylie Minogue. OH WAIT THAT WAS THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIE LAWL.
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i think is a good time to drop this, joke getting old.
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Sacchin wrote:
KylieMinogue wrote:i need to know the symptoms please before i die, this is the only forum i know that could potentially save my life if I'm informed correctly.

I'm too lazy to Google or type swine flu symptoms except for that instance.

It killed the real Kylie Minogue. OH WAIT THAT WAS THE STREET FIGHTER MOVIE LAWL.



I'm pretty sure cancer did that.

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Squirt wrote:Lol, Taco win

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My cough has lasted nearly a month.
But i don't have diarrhea or any of those other shits.

i did recently had my teeth extracted, and taking antibiotics.
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cancer lol!

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Yaaaaaaaaaay first case in Belgium.

I'm still not worried though.

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It's all ready hit my town, am I worried? Not really...

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there is nothing to worry about with this flu, its all a bunch of hype has there even been another death from it? last i heard it was only one...
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first case in Ecuador, from a kid coming from the US, he was diagnosed swine flu and doctors told the kid's mom to keep him strictly indoors.. he attended school the next day.
now 3 more kids from the same highschool were diagnosed swine flu after the third day attendance of the first kid.
fkin stupid mom that kid has..
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Swine Flu (H1N1) is now a pandemic 8)
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Swine Flu (H1N1) is now a pandemic 8)


Yay.. it supposedly gets a lot worse in Autumn/Winter aswell. :oops:

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o.O

Haven't heard anything about it for a good while now. Thought it died out
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Its all because of Australia....
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XemnasXD wrote:Its all because of Australia....


You're lucky Snoopy isn't here anymore :roll:
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According to today's news 30 japanese kids (wth..) in Düsseldorf (GER) caught it and have been put under quarantine.

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Its backkkk
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8130097.stm
Swine flu 'cannot be contained'

Andy Burnham: "We could see over 100,000 cases per day by the end of August"

The rising numbers of swine flu cases mean trying to contain the virus is no longer an option, the government says.

Ministers said the emergency response would now move to a new "treatment" phase across the UK as there may soon be 100,000 new cases a day.

It means anti-flu drugs will no longer be given to the close contacts of those infected nor will lab testing be done to confirm cases.

The move has been made to relieve the pressure on the health service.

The announcement, which comes into effect immediately, has long been expected.

It does not mean the pandemic virus is becoming more deadly, just that it can no longer be contained.


WHAT DOES NEW PHASE MEAN?
The so-called treatment phase is effectively an acknowledgement that the virus can no longer be contained
Many people reporting symptoms will no longer be tested to relieve the pressure on the health service
Instead, if they have uncomplicated symptoms drugs will be arranged for them and they will be told to stay at home
GPs have been given the discretion not to prescribe anti-flu drugs

When people are displaying symptoms, they should contact the NHS by phone, the government said.

If doctors believe the person is suffering from swine flu they will be told to stay at home and be given a voucher which a friend or family member can take to a drug collection point, such as a pharmacy.

Although GPs will have the discretion not to prescribe anti-viral drugs.

Some experts believe the drugs should just be targeted at the most vulnerable as the virus is quite mild and overuse can lead to resistance.

Ministers rejected this option, but said doctors may want to limit use in certain situations such as where patients are suffering milder symptoms.

The need for lab testing had already been lifted in several hotspots, such as London and Glasgow.

But the rest of the UK had been operating a containment strategy, which meant cases had to be confirmed and drugs were also offered to close contacts in a bid to prevent flu developing.

It also led the closure of several schools. This will still be an option under the new phase, but shut downs will not be routine.

Andy Burnham, the health secretary in England, said: "The national focus will be on treating the increasing numbers affected by swine flu.

"Cases are doubling every week and on this trend we could see over 100,000 cases per day by the end of August."


But he said the attempts to contain the virus had been worthwhile.

"Our efforts during the containment phase have given us precious time to learn more about the virus."

He confirmed vaccines should be available from next month, with 60m doses available by the end of this year.- enough for 30m people.

Enough vaccine to cover the whole UK population is in order.

Scottish Health Secretary Nicola Sturgeon announced similar changes to the flu strategy at a simultaneous briefing in Edinburgh.

She said: "We've always said it would be impossible to limit the spread of what is a contagious virus indefinitely."

There have been more than 7,000 confirmed cases in the UK since the first outbreak in April. In England, 458 more cases were reported on Thursday.

Three people have died, but all had underlying health problems.

However, it is thought there will have been a number of people who did not get a formal diagnosis because their symptoms were so mild.

Both the Tories and the Liberal Democrats backed the move to the new phase but both parties expressed concerns that not all parts of the government's pandemic plan - including the dedicated flu helpline - were in place.

The announcement comes as a survey by London's Institute of Psychiatry finds the public's response to swine flu has been "muted".

A poll of 1,000 adults, published online by the British Medical Journal, found only 24% were anxious about the outbreak with only 2% reporting "high anxiety".

Three quarters said they had not changed the frequency with which they washed their hands, despite this being one of the core messages of the public health campaign.

However the researchers say their findings suggest it is better to keep the public as informed as possible in order to maximise the chance they will make changes to their behaviour.

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