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A hairdresser who overpowered a man who attempted to rob her salon at gunpoint imprisoned the man in the building’s basement, and then forced him to consume copious amounts of Viagra, after which she repeatedly raped her bound captive.

His ordeal continued for the next three days, after which she finally released him; by this time his penis was in tatters, and he felt so aggrieved as to file charges against her for rape, despite it meaning he would in turn face charges for robbery.

The man apparently entered the beauty salon, located in Kaluga, Russia, brandishing a shotgun and demanding cash.

Two hairdressers and a patron were present; it transpired that one of the hairdressers was studying judo and taekwondo, and she bravely beat the man into submission.

She carried the subdued robber into the basement of the building, and trussed him up with hairdryer cord.

She assured the others present that she would summon police to deal with the robber, but in fact had something else in mind for him.

When the others had left, she did not summon police, but instead made her prisoner strip off, and then forced him to consume a significant amount of Viagra.

Keeping him chained, she repeatedly raped her captive over the next three days, but then apparently either tired of him, or perhaps had broken him physically, for she released him.

The enervated man reported the crimes to police, and apparently had suffered injuries to his penis as a result of his prolonged service, complaining of a painfully torn frenulum.

The hentai hairdresser denies the charges:

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release.”


She reported him for robbery in retaliation. The robber did admit that his was kept well fed, presumably as a way of ensuring his performance.

Both are now facing prosecution.

Russian police are typically sardonic:

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they couldn’t meet in the cell. They would be a great couple.”



Via - http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/

i lol'd , he chose the wrong place
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Lmao. How embarrassing to be A) Overpowered by a hairdresser! and B) Raped by a woman!

Makes me think of that video which the kid talks about being raped by a woman as "hot".
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Well you don't hear stories like that every day. Lol

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wow....reminded me of Death By Snoo Snoo

"the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
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XemnasXD wrote:wow....reminded me of Death By Snoo Snoo

"the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

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Nayu wrote:painfully torn frenulum.

can someone post a picture?

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user wrote:
Nayu wrote:painfully torn frenulum.

can someone post a picture?

Just type "penis" in google image with safe search off and I'm sure you'll find what you want.

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The hentai hairdresser denies the charges:

The hell?
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Sacchin wrote:
The hentai hairdresser denies the charges:

The hell?

I didn't even notice that part. o_O

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Feminist can go kiss my ass, finally some proof that evil is not subjective to gender.

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Am i the only one who is turned on
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Ash wrote:Am i the only one who is turned on


Looks like it.
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must have been a hot robber lol. and very unlucky xD
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Lol. pretty cool XD
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XemnasXD wrote:wow....reminded me of Death By Snoo Snoo

"the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

LOL! Well remembered :)
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Poor penis. :(

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In case you're wondering what she looks like:
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inky wrote:In case you're wondering what she looks like:
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it looks like a man XD
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Wow...that is pretty awesome. I can just imagine that lady going "yea rob me bitch, rob me!" lol so gross.
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OMFG, what a story!
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In Soviet Russia, victim rapes YOU!
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lol, well i guess hes not going to rob anyone again :P
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Interesting...

Russia really is backwards
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Reise wrote:In Soviet Russia, victim rapes YOU!

lmao so true i guess...

but i think its fake seeing as shes called a HENTAI HAIRDRESSER!!! and also the fact that i think i see a mustace on her picture.
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“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they couldn’t meet in the cell. They would be a great couple.”



LMAO
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[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:
Reise wrote:In Soviet Russia, victim rapes YOU!

lmao so true i guess...

but i think its fake seeing as shes called a HENTAI HAIRDRESSER!!! and also the fact that i think i see a mustace on her picture.


well acutally i quoted it from here

but the site isnt really worksafe so i didnt post it

its real though lol
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Nayu wrote:
[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:
Reise wrote:In Soviet Russia, victim rapes YOU!

lmao so true i guess...

but i think its fake seeing as shes called a HENTAI HAIRDRESSER!!! and also the fact that i think i see a mustace on her picture.


well acutally i quoted it from here

but the site isnt really worksafe so i didnt post it

its real though lol


i dont understand how that could be a real story when theres a huge picture of a hentai scene there... not a real life picture. to me, that seems like a made up hentai sex story.
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all I have to say is "Giggidy"
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some how i knew someone would say giggidy
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[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:
i dont understand how that could be a real story when theres a huge picture of a hentai scene there... not a real life picture. to me, that seems like a made up hentai sex story.


they always use those type of pics for news as the source didnt use any real pics either, they grabbed it from the mos site near the bottem
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Nayu wrote:
[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:
i dont understand how that could be a real story when theres a huge picture of a hentai scene there... not a real life picture. to me, that seems like a made up hentai sex story.


they always use those type of pics for news as the source didnt use any real pics either, they grabbed it from the mos site near the bottem


what is that site btw?
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