Talk to a stranger lol

[Isis]

Waiting to meet someone from SRF

[_Lana_]

I didn't get anything funny yet.Great site tho,lots of fun.
*Trying to get Jenny from Essex*

EDIT: I was about to post when i saw her post in preview lol

[Isis]

I didn't get anything funny yet.Great site tho,lots of fun.
*Trying to get Jenny from Essex*

EDIT: I was about to post when i saw her post in preview lol

I'm Jenny from Essex

[_Lana_]

Yeah thats what i am aiming for.

ATM talking with some french guy about superman.

[Isis]

Yeah thats what i am aiming for.

ATM talking with some french guy about superman.

I'm looking for you...

[_Lana_]

Lol at the fail

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Jenny from Essex ?
Stranger: yeeeah
You: omg
You: hey girl
Stranger: zOmG
You: hows your snake ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Jenny from Essex ?
Stranger:
اهلاً و سهلاً بكم عل جماعة "اغنية العربية" الاحسن و الاكبر موقع في اوركوت
You: Jenny from Essex ?
You: no....
Stranger: Yes
You: cool
You: hows your snake ?
Stranger: black 35cm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Jenny from Essex ?
Stranger: thats you name?
You have disconnected.

[Isis]

hehe.. still not found you

[_Lana_]

hehe.. still not found you

Yeah same,but there is like 1 in a million chance to get you.

[Isis]

hehe.. still not found you

Yeah same,but there is like 1 in a million chance to get you.

I know, but it would be funny to find you

[_Lana_]

You: Hi Jenny
Stranger: Hey!
Stranger: How did you know my name??!!??!?!
You: How are you ?
Stranger: Who is this????
You: Lana
Stranger: A little creeped out
Stranger: Lana....?
You: Are you
Stranger: I don't know a Lana
You: Jenny from Essex ?
Stranger: Yes!!!
You: No way
Stranger: But I don't know any Lana...
You: Do you have a snake ?
Stranger: no...
You: Its the wrong Jenny then
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHA I AM REALLY A MAN!!!! **** YOU!!!!
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You: owned

I knew that it was a fake from the start lol

[user]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello, dear!
Stranger: asl
You: A great friendship is the way to a great love. May be we'll become friends
and then we'll see... I’m a loving lady who is really seeking for my true
partner to share the rest of my life with. I know that the race is not for
the poor or rich, neither the swift nor strong but time and chances happens...
I am very gentle, kind, caring and good thinking person. I like to meet a man
that will be a real man, someone who is stable and one who appreciates when
a woman loves him, one who can handle situations with love, I need a man that
will be a friend, lover to me, one who knows how to treat a woman.
Take a look at me http://scandestiny.com/loveshe/

Looking forward to get a note from you
Sveet B
You have disconnected.

[Goobronicus]

Stranger: hai
You: o hay thar
Stranger: ebaum?
Stranger: 4chan?
You: ew no
You: NO
Stranger: gaychan?
Stranger: /g//
You: isn't that the same as 4chan
Stranger: i dont know
You: I would assume
Stranger: isnt 4chan the same as jackie chan?
You: mm, no cause jackie chan isn't a pedo
You: i don't think so at least
Stranger: you dont know tho
You: thats true
You: he could be like
You: HIYA
You: I'ma rape you little kids
You: etc
Stranger: yea
Stranger: like karate isnt the only time he plays with 2 year old wood

[Snoopy]

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i'm from england, where are you from?
You: Australia.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Brits ;l

You: hi
Stranger: From?
You: Ethiopia
Stranger: Ohhhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: ice cream?
You: waffles... sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey
Stranger: yoo
You: sup gangster
Stranger: wtf
You: Whats wrong gee.
Stranger: die.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Draquish]

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO CLASS
You: The test will begin briefly.
Stranger: what is the worst thing you have ever done?
You: Please gather your utensils and get accommodated for class.
Stranger: aww do i have to
Stranger: miss
Stranger: what is the worst thing you have ever done?
You: Alright students, the test is 50 questions long, you have 30 minutes to complete.
You: Start...NOW.
Stranger: ****
Stranger: shit
You: Yes, Jimmy?
Stranger: *mutters to myself*
Stranger: umm
Stranger: miss
You: Yes?
Stranger: whats the worst thing you have ever done?
You: THAT IS UNRELATED RIGHT NOW.
Stranger: ahh fine then
You: Mark 30 points off of your test.
Stranger: oh whyyyy
Stranger: miss please
Stranger: i wont talk
Stranger: i need to pass
Stranger: please dont mark me down
You: You have 5 minutes to complete the assignment.
Stranger: what
Stranger: the fucj
Stranger: *****
Stranger: alllready
Stranger: man
Stranger: i must of been dozing off
You: PENCILS DOWN!
Stranger: *concentrates*
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: oh crap
You: Alright, everyone pass your tests up to the front.
Stranger: *hurridly marks down answers*
Stranger: okay here you go
You: Jimmy...Jimmy!?
Stranger: you Farking bitch
You: What is that lump in your pants?
You: I will have to confiscate this cell phone.
You: *grabs pants*
You: Oh my!
You: *blushes*
You: Jimmy...
You: I'm....so sorry.
You: :3
Stranger: **** you mis
Stranger: that is my ipod
You: Phew*
Stranger: you aint getting that. music is my life
You: I knew a 5th grader couldn't have a dong that big...>>
Stranger: *whips out 2m long black filthy dick*
Stranger: what did you say?
You: *sigh*
You: That I see you failing your math test.
You: Its 2MILLIMETERS
You: Not meters.
You: >_>
You: 2mm*
Stranger: oh you bitch
You: *sigh*
Stranger: i hate you miss
Stranger: **** you miss
Stranger: im telling my parents on you
You: Thats it.
You: See me after class.
You: *class ends*
You: Jimmy?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you cant controll me miss
Stranger: im out
You: *closes door*
Stranger: if you want me ill be out on the playground
You: You're mine now...
Stranger: you cant controll me
You: *rips off clothes*
You: *pins Jimmy to the wall*
Stranger: *punches in face*
You: OHH YEAAH
Stranger: *ducks down and escapes
You: HARDER, JIMMY!
Stranger: *runs out door*
Stranger: shame miss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What a doof; the door was still locked.


EDIT: Color-coated.

[Snoopy]

Laughed so hard at Draqs. Lol.

[_Lana_]

Lol Draquish you dirty little thing XD

EDIT:

You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you ?
Stranger: i am well
Stranger: where are you?
You: Serbia
You: you ?
Stranger: California
Stranger: It's 2 AM here
You: wow
You: its 11 am here
Stranger: Maybe you should be doing some work, you lazy ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have weekends off,stupid bastard.

[Draquish]

Spoiler!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: he is risen !
You: *BOOM*
You: Ahh!
Stranger: MAn
Stranger: he is risen !
You: After 3000 years of incarceration, I hath risen!
You: YOU!
Stranger: the LORD is risen and will punish those who hate risen *-*
You: WHO DARES SPEAK?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[_Lana_]

Most random one ever lol

Spoiler!

Stranger: hello
Stranger: I'm with Youth For Obama
You: Oh your American
Stranger: No, Candien
You: Oh
Stranger: We love Obama here. Especially French Canadiens
You: so hows the weather in Canada ?
You: that cool
Stranger: the weather is very french
Stranger: Here in Quebec
You: i see
Stranger: Would you care to hear an inspirational Obama rap?
You: um sure
Stranger: Obama slama jama, he ain't from Alabama

he a global plana' with a masta plan, he gonna rap wit Osama

He rock to da Islam, livin' from da Q'uran

takin' da word of All-ah for da pow-ah to tha pee-po

He gonna pop n rock, n rock n an a pop, and he just don't stop,

He gonna change all da lawz and stop all da warz jus' as soon as da White Hoes stop a-droppin' dey DRAWERS

Yo pop an he rock an he don't stop, cuz he like it on top

(refrain)

He like it on top of da White Hoes, ROCK to da white hos, ROCK to da White Hoes

Obama he ROCK to da White Hoes, ROCK to da White Hoes, ROCK to da White Hoes

An the Brutha ain't gonna stop til tha Bush is gonna drop like tha White Hoes' DRAWERS!

YEAH RIGHT! OBAMA ALRIGHT! BRUTHA WIFF ALL DA POW-AH GONNA MAKE WHITEY COW-AH!

HUUAH!!!!! RIFFS, YEAH RIGHT!

(refrain)
You: So going to post this on SRF
You have disconnected.

lol @ draq

[aznronin]

You: Hi
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i love u
You: ?

dead serious this happened like a few secs ago

[user]

Lol Draquish you dirty little thing XD

EDIT:

You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you ?
Stranger: i am well
Stranger: where are you?
You: Serbia
You: you ?
Stranger: California
Stranger: It's 2 AM here
You: wow
You: its 11 am here
Stranger: Maybe you should be doing some work, you lazy ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have weekends off,stupid bastard.

is Serbia in the middle of civil war?

[Jaapii]

You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected

epic

[Melez]

Lol Draquish you dirty little thing XD

EDIT:

You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you ?
Stranger: i am well
Stranger: where are you?
You: Serbia
You: you ?
Stranger: California
Stranger: It's 2 AM here
You: wow
You: its 11 am here
Stranger: Maybe you should be doing some work, you lazy ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I have weekends off,stupid bastard.

is Serbia in the middle of civil war?

lol

Whenever I answer to someone I'm Serbian "Your conversational partner has disconnected." shows up. Almost to anyone I speak, lol.
But had convos with some normal strangers, over 20 mins each.

[_Lana_]

Lol @ the civil war

Yeah they dc when i tell them or they all go "Oh..." and we talk about a/s/l and "how are you today" and then DC.Hard to find normal people =\

[Isis]

Haven't found any "normal" strangers on there yet...

[_Lana_]

Just talked with a normal one,he was nice 25/male/Netherlands
But i didn't have much to talk with him.

But i love to use he excuse "Sorry i have to go now and feed my cat.Nice talking to you. Bye Bye"

[user]

no seriously, isn't Serbia in the middle of civil war?

[Ichimaru420]

nvm

[_Lana_]

^ That sounded fun lol

[Snoopy]

no seriously, isn't Serbia in the middle of civil war?

Didn't the Civil war basically end when Yugoslavia broke up and became Bosnia & Herzegovina, Croatia, and Serbia?

Then there was a Bosnian civil war...

Yugo's start all the wars including ww1.

[iwant10dsun]

You: Hiya
Stranger: hey sexy
You: Wanna Cyber?
Stranger: oh ya babe i want it
You: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
Stranger: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
You: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
Stranger: haha, ok lets go.
Stranger: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
You: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Stranger: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
Stranger: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
You: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
Stranger: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
You: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They Farking charge your ass.
Stranger: stop, cmon be serious.
You: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
You: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
Stranger: thats it.
You: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
You: Goddam am I hard now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.