Talk to a stranger lol

[Doppleganger]

http://omegle.com/

Here's how it went.

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Then it got the reply of:




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except it wasn't all messed up like it is now lol
I am still cracking up!!

[Tasdik]

Lol!

[Brago]

some1 said hi, i go woah a **** no way he asks me if im one to, and i go bye ****.. he goes cya in bed.

[Azilius]

Looks like you were on 4chan today.

[ThatBluePerson]

Haha. that's quite epic. but yeah...

[magisuns]

what the hell is ontd

[Locketart]

I actually chatted with someone for half an hour. We had funs.

[TOloseGT]

so i was like "miley cyrus?" and the stranger was all like "tolosegt?" and i exitted my browser



EDIT:

My second one was a lot better. We said hello and started right off talking about the getty center in LA. He/she lives in LA and actually visited there last week.

we went on about the design aspects, the travertine stone, richard meier, tadao ando, critical regionalism etc.

it was AWESOME

[cpinney]

this is actually pretty kewl.

[Goobronicus]

I was skeptical, then this was the first one I got.
(connect and one second later)

Stranger: hey hows it going? 22/f/wy here
(I was like, WTF, so I just said this)
You: omg i was going to post a picture of pedobear and ask a/s/l but you came rightout and said it!
Stranger: im bored, looking at how to get a free computer at *removed link* you should check it out

Fackkkkkkkkkkkkkk I feel like dom

[Isis]

My first one was:

Stranger: Hi
Me: Hello
Stranger: From
Me: England
Me: You?
Stranger: Finland
Me: Cool

Me: Disconnect

So what are the chances that I'll get someone fro, SRF... lol

[Snoopy]

Lol.

Me: Hi
Stranger: Hola
Me: damn...
Stranger: Seeex ples
Me: Sure, bend over
Stranger: Disconnect.

Snoopy 1. Brasilian 0.

[Goobronicus]

Umm, LOL?

Stranger: D:
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you from SRF?
Stranger: yes >.>
*Stranger disconnects*

You: Hello
Stranger: tits or GTFO
Stranger: good
You: <shows tits>
Stranger: I see
Stranger: nice tits
You: I'm a guy, freak
*Stranger disconnects*

[Isis]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: are u male?
You: I am from England and you?
You: I am female
Stranger: australia
Stranger: are u into girls?
You: No lol
Stranger: ever considered it?
Stranger: ever kissed a girl?
You: I have never kissed a girl or even thought about it
Stranger: wel your a freak then
You: oh thank you
Stranger: its not a compliment u douche bag
You: and I wasn't taking it as a compliment...



And I am a freak because I prefer men...

[Snoopy]

Burr...

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ahaha
You: how are you?
Stranger: great
Stranger: and yaself
You: that's good.
You: im good
Stranger: where ya from
You: Australia..
You: you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nz:D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ouch... NZ, Aus relationships at their best.


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You: hey
Stranger: soulmates?
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: reading
Stranger: you?
You: you're from reading?
Stranger: just near it. yeah
You: oh my. me too
Stranger: seriously.
You: what's your address, ill come there and we can chat
You: yeah
Stranger: maybe not

[TOloseGT]

damn aussies

[takolin]

You: Moooo
Stranger: hello
You: You like cows?
Stranger: that's a different greeting
You: What's different about it?
Stranger: to eat or to be around
You: to be.
Stranger: well if your a cow I guess it's ordinary but most people don't usually greet thaat way
You: I'm not most people
You: I can greet in fish too as well.
Stranger: I noticed. Where you from?
You: Belgium
Stranger: Are there a lot of cows in Belgium
You: How can you have noticed that I can greet in fish if I haven't done it before?
You: Depends where in Belgium you are.
You: Around me none
You: The downside of being in the city
Stranger: I would imagin that someone who can learn cow can also learn fish
You: It was hard
You: but I managed
You: It's not hard though to talk fish
You: Fish lack braincells thus communication if basic at most
Stranger: Since we all came from the sea it should be easy
You: That was ages ago.
You: So where is thee stranger from?
Stranger: Yes but it's like riding a bicycle once you learn you never forget
You: I can't remember evoling from a fish though
You: *evolving*
You: I'm not a pokemon.
Stranger: suspressed memory

[PR0METHEUS]

I tried the pedobear thing on that chat and all I got was...

You: <pedobear image>A/S/L?
Stranger: 8/f/va
You have disconnected.

[woutR]

I spoke to someone, he asked me if I was a girl. I said no and he left.


edit:

You: HAI
Stranger: hello [:
You: WOMAN?
Stranger: yes ahaa
You: CAN COOK?
Stranger: slightly..
You: PRICE?
Stranger: what do you mean price lmfao
You: FOR MAKE VISA
You: MY WIFE
Stranger: what the hell man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[user]

my connection keep imploding when i try to pedo pic

[Jaapii]

How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[.curve]

How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ma'am =/= mom...

[Jaapii]

How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ma'am =/= mom...

why would he call me ma'am?

[.curve]

How to shut up a stranger talking about ur mom.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: How can I assist you mam?
You: idk, u tell me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ma'am =/= mom...

why would he call me ma'am?

Jokes. Anonymity of the internets. I dunno. Should have asked him.

[Isis]

You: hi
You: anybody out there?
You: ...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im here
Stranger: lol
You: finally
You: where are you from?
Stranger: new york
You: nice
You: male or female?
Stranger: female
You:
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18
You: I'm from England, I am female and I am 27
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: MUM?!
You: DAD??
Stranger: OMG
You: NO WAY
Stranger: YES WAY
Stranger: WE FOUND EACHOTHER!
You: AFTER ALL THIS TIME
You: I CANT BELIEVE IT
Stranger: NEITHER CAN I
Stranger: WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH THAT BITCH, BITCH
You: WHAT BITCH?
Stranger: CASSANDRA
You: IT WASN'T CASSANDRA
Stranger: WAS IT MONICA?!?!
You: IT WAS CLARE
Stranger: NOWAY
You: YES WAY
Stranger: I AM CLARE
You: OMG CLARE
Stranger: SO YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH MYSELF
You: YUP
You: STRANGE ISN'T IT
Stranger: ITS AWESOME

[_Lana_]

Stranger: hi there
You: Hello
Stranger: how u?
You: good
You: you ?
Stranger: doing well
Stranger: it is Fri
Stranger: payday
Stranger: 4:15p
Stranger: so either near 4:20 if ur into that
Stranger: or 5p for me to depart this fine job
You have disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hii
You: how are you ?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hows ur life
You: not bad
You: yours ?
Stranger: flowin
Stranger: u have a beautiful soul
You: ty
You: can you see the future ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: can you?
You: no =\
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: one of mine ?
Stranger: if u want
You: ok
You: I never told Maria that Daniel had a girlfriend before her
You: there,now i must go feed my cat,bye
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hi, where r u from ?
You: hi
You: Serbia

You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: do you have a cat ?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: no!
Stranger: I have a dog!
You: i have 4 dogs
Stranger: I don't like a cat...
Stranger: oh, I have 2
You: to bad for you
You: bb

AND THE MOST EPIC ONE

You: Hi
Stranger: HI IM BATMAN
You: IM SUPER GIRL

Stranger: GREAT! READY TO CLEAN THIS TOWN UP?
You: WITH MAH LAZERS
Stranger: YES, FANTASTIC! GET TO THE BATMOBILE
You: *JUMPS IN*
Stranger: ALRIGHT, JOKER IS OUR MAIN THREAT
Stranger: HE'S SUPER EVIL SO BE READY
Stranger: *WHOOSH* YES, THE CAR GOES FAST BUT YOU'LL GET USED TO IT
You: OK
Stranger: USE YOUR LAZ0RS!!!
You: *SHOOOOOTS*
Stranger: OMG, HE USED AN RPG
Stranger: *BOOM*
You: OH NOES
Stranger: QUICK, GET TO DA CHOPPA
You: WHERE IZ MUDKIPZ ????
Stranger: JOKER KILLED TEH MUDKIPZ
Stranger: HE HEARD YOU LIKED THEM
You: BETCH I AM GONA KILL HIM
Stranger: BUT WE STILL HAVE BBQSAUCE
Stranger: SO DONT WORRY
Stranger: NOW THEN... I PRESUME YOUR IN THE CHOPPA SO WE NEED A PLAN
Stranger: YOUR LAZ0RS FAILED BADLY...
You: YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING
You: I DIDNT CRIT HIT....
Stranger: FAIL
You: EPIC FOR YOU
Stranger: YOU MUST ALWAYS CRIT HIT
Stranger: NO, MY BATMOBILE IS DESTROYED
Stranger: NOT EPIUC
Stranger: EPIC*
You: I AM GOING TO GET SUPERMAN,YOU FAIL HUMAN.

[Isis]

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats up !
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: where are u from ?
You: not a lot
You: england
You: and you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: london ?
You: essex
You: near london
Stranger: nice
Stranger: are u man or girl ?
You: girl
You: you?
You: well not girl i'm 27, so that makes me a woman
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: that right
Stranger: i'm 21
You: male or female?
Stranger: man
You: hmm
Stranger: do you use messenger ?
Stranger: stranger
You: msn, yeah
Stranger: whats your name by tha way ?
You: stranger
Stranger: my is geovanni nice to mee ya
Stranger: ehehe
You: hehe
Stranger: my email geovannilg@hotmail.com
You: nice to meet you too
Stranger: add me there

Think I won't

[Jaapii]

Stranger: how about u, asl?
You: age: 46
sex: m
location: sitting behind my computer in my underwear
Stranger: cute
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Isis]

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: How are u?
You: I am good and you?
Stranger: good too,thks
Stranger: Are u male or female?
You: I am female
You: and you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: where are u from?
You: England
You: and you?
Stranger: ,nice, I´m from Brazil
You: that's nice
You: how old are you?
Stranger: How old are u?
You: 27
You: and you?
Stranger: 26
You: what is the weather like out there?
Stranger: Let´s make personal questions?.It´ll be funny. You start. Ok?
Stranger: It´s hot
Stranger: 25c°
Stranger: and there?
You: it has been really warm here
Stranger: Let´s make personal questions?.It´ll be funny. You start. Ok?
You: you start
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Do u like sex?
You: no
You: do you?
Stranger: I like. Do you like to masturbates yourself?
You: no
You: have you got big feet?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Are you pretty?
You: small feet?
You: no
Stranger: no,medium
Stranger: 43 size,brazilian in brazilian size
You: are you fat?
Stranger: no,and u?
You: yes

[*BlackFox]

hilarious thread!