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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.


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umm.. I'm speechless. i don't know how to react to that other than to LMFAO!
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Wow, anyone know how to react to this one properly? I think its just full of win.
And he used his own personal Shamwow to clean up all the blood from the scene, making it virtually fanish from the naked eye. lol corny joke I know, but how could I resist?
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Hum, dont know what to say.. Maybe, Lol?

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Wow, Police mugshots reveal things that cameras don't.

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It would be better if she bit hes penis.lol
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i knew it...first thing i says when i saw him i turns to my friend Mabel and says that guys looks like someone who picks up cannibal hooker, no lie...
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LOL oh man brilliant

Just look at that mug shot... reminds me of faces of meth
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"You're gonna love my nuts. I SAID YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS, B*TCH!"

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1k dollars, holy sht, she must be hot

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He's 44?!?! WTH

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Shoulda slap her instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

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OT, dang he looks muchhhh older when he was on those commercial. I guess make up and lighting does help lol.
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MooMooMoo wrote:Shoulda slap her instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

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OT, dang he looks muchhhh older when he was on those commercial. I guess make up and lighting does help lol.


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ebaums must've had fun with this one
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$1000 cannibal hooker ftl
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Doppleganger wrote:He's 44?!?! WTH

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Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products :shock: .
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piootr wrote:Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products :shock: .

you never know, he might use floss to cut the metal bars to escape from prison

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user wrote:
piootr wrote:Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products :shock: .

you never know, he might use floss to cut the metal bars to escape from prison

H/o...Did she bite his whole tongue out?!? If so then it is the end of Vince's amazing products >=(.

Oh well, least we still got Billy Mays!
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