suspended....

[M3K0S]

this is bullshit i got suspended from work cuz some crazy lady complained about me cuz i couldnt explain to her how to do an oil change... it was kinda hard to explain ( i do kno how to do it its just hard for me to explain) anyways she complained that i was rude she called the autozone corp offices an everything now i go to work today at 6am to stock and get everyting ready ( we open at 8 ) my manager comes in and tells me... EH ur not supposed to be here u got suspended cuz of that complaint....
anyways end of my rant...
now its 7am and i have nothin to do... cant sleep btw... lolz

EDIT:
post ur work rants.... if u want... need sumthin to read...

[zShared]

Well... at least you can play sro at tomorrows new update?!
assuming it's more than one day and you still play sro..

[Priam]

I'm long overdue for a raise, they're working on it for like 6 months now. Now some little blonde whore got hired. She gets paid more, never finishes a day's work, always leaves early. Comes up with excuses for eveything. And more importantly, screws up everything. I'm always cleaning up her shit. Getting tired off it.

Just today: "Hey my friend is in the hospital, mind if i get off 2 hours early"? My manager said yes.. again.. Farking idiots, she doesn't even have friends.

Sure, she gets fired in a month, but still, pisses me off. My boss told me i can't go off on her, so i can't do anything.

[Crumpets]

My work rant ?

Stupid Farking people ringing up asking if we are able to resize images for their sites. NO WE WILL NOT RESIZE YOUR IMAGES YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS.

Eh mus tadd, I work for a networking firm. Fuck these idiots.

[cpinney]

so i guess most people at srf work at a call center eh?

[M3K0S]

My work rant ?

Stupid Farking people ringing up asking if we are able to resize images for their sites. NO WE WILL NOT RESIZE YOUR IMAGES YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS.

hey i asked that once... they gave me a link to irfanview....
xD
mmm ima go eat some breakfast its now almost 8... xD

EDIT: it always seem to be the old people that complain the most cuz at my other job... some old lady complained her husbands ashes werent enough cuz he was a very large man... she got like 3 cups of ashes...

[Crumpets]

My work rant ?

Stupid Farking people ringing up asking if we are able to resize images for their sites. NO WE WILL NOT RESIZE YOUR IMAGES YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS.

hey i asked that once... they gave me a link to irfanview....
xD
mmm ima go eat some breakfast its now almost 8... xD

EDIT: it always seem to be the old people that complain the most cuz at my other job... some old lady complained her husbands ashes werent enough cuz he was a very large man... she got like 3 cups of ashes...

Yup irfanview is good, but it's not what we are here for.

It's as if people see the 'IT' near a business name and immediately think "OMG computer ppl must know how to change picture !" /failfuck.

[pr0klobster]

Sorry, couldn't reply, was working with an end user

[CrimsonNuker]

When in doubt, say you're in training or just started there and tell her you'll try your best to explain to her, but bullshit to her; so tell her something easy she'll understand; so she wont ask any questions.

[woutR]

Working behind a bar of a nice real bar could be nice. Nice cheerful people there, but working at the bar of a theater is just a pain.

I work in this little crappy theater behind the bar. It's practically a dump and people expect me to have the craziest shit at the strangest hours. People actually get offended when I tell them certain stuff is there. Or they mumble how their life is farked and then they can't even get a Farking drink.
I do hundreds of orders a night, I do shit wrong, I'm only human. But there's always fuckers whining about their cola not being cola light, or me forgetting a drink, or not doing it fast enough. They treat me like shit, but I really can't remember whenever I went mad because someone forgot to give me a bitter lemon or whatever. Let alone treat someone like shit.

[Grimjaw]

There is this guy at my work who always hugs the parking spots. Even though my car is bigger and therefore needs more space, he still feels the need to park his shit piece in such a way that neither my car or my buddy's Lexus fit in the zones. So I decided to fuck him over good this time and arranged for some cargo containers to be placed right next to his car. So the only way for that douche bag to get out of there is if he's got the driving skills of the goddamn Stig. Next time he pulls hogging shit like that , I will load his shit piece in a container and ship the god damned car to goddamn India. Screw it, might even drop the shit piece in the god damned harbor, then the only way for that pretentious wigger to get to it, is if he's Jack Cousteau.

Merry Christmas.

[Snoopy]

I got suspended for singing the Canadian national anthem to some fat redhead.

[I_R_Powerpuff]

I don't work. I have school

[Priam]

I don't work. I have school

Yeah, i was wondering about that.

[cin]

There is this guy at my work who always hugs the parking spots. Even though my car is bigger and therefore needs more space, he still feels the need to park his shit piece in such a way that neither my car or my buddy's Lexus fit in the zones. So I decided to fuck him over good this time and arranged for some cargo containers to be placed right next to his car. So the only way for that douche bag to get out of there is if he's got the driving skills of the goddamn Stig. Next time he pulls hogging shit like that , I will load his shit piece in a container and ship the god damned car to goddamn India. Screw it, might even drop the shit piece in the god damned harbor, then the only way for that pretentious wigger to get to it, is if he's Jack Cousteau.

Merry Christmas.

good.

your car deserves a private spot <3

my only work rant is the deadlines. most importantly, first getting told
what i need to do, then during the time i'm supposed to finish all i know
i can finish in time, they hand me over a bunch of other stuff i need to
finish. in the same time -_-.

so another 2-2,5 weeks of hard work then finally some room to breathe. i
wonder what they will have me do tomorrow. probably working overtime the
next couple of weeks.

[satman83]

Used to have this guy at my old job...right asshole, all he did was bitch and moan
and people but then kiss their ass up to them. never did any work and always spent
the day chatting up any women or girls that came in.

[wootpops]

i hate at work how everything is SO rushed. the office **** come into the shop in the back and tell us this job needs to be done in 2 weeks while its 3 weeks of work. so it's always rush rush rush. or they need it THAT day. Farking stupid.. oh and we don't have any good powertools anymore they always buy the cheap shit.

[satman83]

There is this guy at my work who always hugs the parking spots. Even though my car is bigger and therefore needs more space, he still feels the need to park his shit piece in such a way that neither my car or my buddy's Lexus fit in the zones. So I decided to fuck him over good this time and arranged for some cargo containers to be placed right next to his car. So the only way for that douche bag to get out of there is if he's got the driving skills of the goddamn Stig. Next time he pulls hogging shit like that , I will load his shit piece in a container and ship the god damned car to goddamn India. Screw it, might even drop the shit piece in the god damned harbor, then the only way for that pretentious wigger to get to it, is if he's Jack Cousteau.

Merry Christmas.

good.

your car deserves a private spot <3

my only work rant is the deadlines. most importantly, first getting told
what i need to do, then during the time i'm supposed to finish all i know
i can finish in time, they hand me over a bunch of other stuff i need to
finish. in the same time -_-.

so another 2-2,5 weeks of hard work then finally some room to breathe. i
wonder what they will have me do tomorrow. probably working overtime the
next couple of weeks.

Well yes, they see people as well..a tool to be used to help the company progress
and earn money, anything else is secondary to their needs and as such not deemed
as important.

Way they see it is that if you leave so what, they can replace you with ease. Its
why i dont like working in offices, so constricting.

[cin]

tbh it's not that they use me as a tool, its more that i'm
working on making their documentation look nice for a meeting
in april, and they keep feeding me more and more documentation.

[inky]

i only work during the weekends because of college and shit. i was placed for on-call because of the whole economy bullshit.

btw Dusty the cat is on House...wtf?

[Grimjaw]

Well yes, they see people as well..a tool to be used to help the company progress and earn money, anything else is secondary to their needs and as such not deemed
as important.

Way they see it is that if you leave so what, they can replace you with ease. Its
why i dont like working in offices, so constricting.

Now now, don't be so melodramatic Satman.. There's no need to be so humble in you're life all the time you know?

[strangelove]

There is this guy at my work who always hugs the parking spots. Even though my car is bigger and therefore needs more space, he still feels the need to park his shit piece in such a way that neither my car or my buddy's Lexus fit in the zones. So I decided to fuck him over good this time and arranged for some cargo containers to be placed right next to his car. So the only way for that douche bag to get out of there is if he's got the driving skills of the goddamn Stig. Next time he pulls hogging shit like that , I will load his shit piece in a container and ship the god damned car to goddamn India. Screw it, might even drop the shit piece in the god damned harbor, then the only way for that pretentious wigger to get to it, is if he's Jack Cousteau.

Merry Christmas.

Augusta man accused of using forklift to move car 'in his spot'

[Grimjaw]

Augusta man accused of using forklift to move car 'in his spot'

The forklift offender has decided not to press charges due to 3rd party influences. The forklift offender has also promised to pay for all the repairs, sell his house if necessary, pawn his wife and whore his dog if it made the client re-think the potential follow up of the situation.

[.curve]

I read the title and thought you meant suspended from school. I was going to share my story, then realized you meant job and cried a bit...because I don't have one.

[Grimjaw]

I read the title and thought you meant suspended from school. I was going to share my story, then realized you meant job and cried a bit...because I don't have one.

Don't worry about it. You can make up for it later with you're air force thread.

[Ichimaru420]

1 time at work I closed 10 mins early and then some guy complained 2 my boss about the shop being closed lol
I did not get into much trouble but still 10 mins though...

[Avalanche]

I'm long overdue for a raise, they're working on it for like 6 months now. Now some little blonde whore got hired. She gets paid more, never finishes a day's work, always leaves early. Comes up with excuses for eveything. And more importantly, screws up everything. I'm always cleaning up her shit. Getting tired off it.

Just today: "Hey my friend is in the hospital, mind if i get off 2 hours early"? My manager said yes.. again.. Farking idiots, she doesn't even have friends.

Sure, she gets fired in a month, but still, pisses me off. My boss told me i can't go off on her, so i can't do anything.

Basically how I am treated at my job. Except its like that with everyone.

WTT new job plz. With the current economy, I'm seriously lucky to have one at the moment.. but at times I feel like its honestly not worth it with the shit pay and shit hours, and not to mention the amount of work I put in compared to most fucktwats.

[Azilius]

Got a part time at McDees last summer and it was hell. Fat people get MAD when they're hungry. Always have some raging ****** come in at exactly 10:59 am (switching from breakfest to lunch) going "I WANT MY Farking BIGMAC NOW" and of course we're never ready at 11 exactly..So I have to sit there and take it. Working 4 hours a week now just to keep the job until next summer where I can do 40~ hours a week again and they decided to **** me over and schedule me for opening every sunday morning. Waking up at 5 30 on a sunday Farking sucks.

[Jstar1]

holy shit your guys' stories make me afraid of going out into the job market

[EvGa]

Had a guy that was constantly fu,cking everything up so I would have to tear it down and re-do it. I mean EVERYTHING. I worked for a contractor as his main hand, this guy was below me. He was a complete waste..

Anywho, to finish my story, one day he shot a 16 penny ring-shank nail through his thumb, sideways, with a pnuematic nail gun. I laughed, it was awesome.

My story doesn't fit the rest, but it's a story none the less.