My...condition.

Anything else. Post a funny site or tell us about yourself. Discuss current events or whatever else you want. Post off topic threads here.
User avatar
Tasdik
Forum God
Posts: 13202
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Life

My...condition.

Post by Tasdik »

I hate my hands.
/emo

But no really. My hands are incredibly soft and squishy. Their nasty tbh.

So any ideas on how to "toughen" up my hands?

User avatar
CrimsonNuker
Dom's Slut
Posts: 13791
Joined: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:31 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: guildwars2

Re: My...condition.

Post by CrimsonNuker »

I dont know how my friend does it, but his hands are scaly, has peeling skin, and extremely dry.

The 2 ways I know how to get many hands are woodworking and construction lol

His hands look like this, but not as bad:

Image
Last edited by CrimsonNuker on Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:46 pm, edited 2 times in total.
ImageImageImage

cin

Re: My...condition.

Post by cin »

work lol <3

User avatar
Snoopy
Senior Member
Posts: 4016
Joined: Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:50 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Australia

Re: My...condition.

Post by Snoopy »

Are they chubby? Sometimes people have chubby hands that are like that :)

You can play guitar, that makes your fingers tougher. As for hands... I'm not totally sure.
<< banned for racism. -cin >>

User avatar
Sharp324
Senior Member
Posts: 4383
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:24 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: My...condition.

Post by Sharp324 »

Manual labor.
------------------------------

User avatar
_Lana_
Senior Member
Posts: 4364
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:04 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Србија брате !

Re: My...condition.

Post by _Lana_ »

Some people pay a lot of money to have soft hands.
I don't know.... Get a job at some construction site ?

User avatar
Tasdik
Forum God
Posts: 13202
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Life

Re: My...condition.

Post by Tasdik »

Snoopy wrote:Are they chubby?

Am I chubby? No. I'm scrawny. But my hands are chubby. Which is weird.

CrimsonNuker wrote:Image

O_O

And yeah I've been splitting some fire wood *No Pervs*. Hopefully that'll help. Somewhat.

User avatar
Grimjaw
Elite Member
Posts: 5136
Joined: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:17 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Final Fantasy Versus 13.

Re: My...condition.

Post by Grimjaw »

My hands are soft yet firm and they always have a gentle warmth. I would hate them if they were shovels. A friend of mine has some hardened hands, but he's a Chef.
Bmw 6 Series owner. Bleach fan. Music Fan.
Image Reise for Mod.
~ Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable..

User avatar
_Lana_
Senior Member
Posts: 4364
Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:04 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Србија брате !

Re: My...condition.

Post by _Lana_ »

I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

User avatar
Doppleganger
Addicted Member
Posts: 2706
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:58 am
Location: Resistance Headquarters

Re: My...condition.

Post by Doppleganger »

Code: Select all

Get a shoe box, fill it up halfway with broken glass and lightly punch it for 12hrs everyday for 10 weeks.

ImageImage
Image

User avatar
Tasdik
Forum God
Posts: 13202
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Life

Re: My...condition.

Post by Tasdik »

_Lana_ wrote:I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

I don't really want to ruin them.
I just want to make them feel not so....soft. It sucks being a guy with soft hands.
Especially when a girl your dancing with is like "Wow your hands are really soft"
I makes me feel all embarrassed and awkward.

User avatar
satman83
Site Contributor
Posts: 9541
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:54 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: London
Contact:

Re: My...condition.

Post by satman83 »

i try to keep my hands in good nic, i moisturize them and such :P
Image

User avatar
Burningwolf
Addicted Member
Posts: 2583
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:14 am
Location: :|

Re: My...condition.

Post by Burningwolf »

I got small, soft feminism(sp?) hands too =(
problem with mine is that they are always cold, so it loses the point of being soft, since i wont touch anyone with them lol...
Spoiler!

User avatar
CrimsonNuker
Dom's Slut
Posts: 13791
Joined: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:31 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: guildwars2

Re: My...condition.

Post by CrimsonNuker »

Burningwolf wrote:I got small, soft feminism(sp?) hands too =(
problem with mine is that they are always cold, so it loses the point of being soft, since i wont touch anyone with them lol...


omfg my hands are always cold too!
ImageImageImage

User avatar
Lempi
Veteran Member
Posts: 3202
Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:53 pm
Location: England

Re: My...condition.

Post by Lempi »

satman83 wrote:i try to keep my hands in good nic, i moisturize them and such :P

I do too... I'm comfortable with my sexuality so having soft hands doesnt bother me, infact i like it. I'd hate to have rough skin on my hands.

But if you want to 'toughen' them up, get some logs and an Axe and goto work. 5 hours a day for a month, you'll have shitloads more muscle and toughened up hands.
Image
Saddam✓ Osama✓ Gaddafi✓ Justin Bieber☐ Rebecca Black☐

User avatar
iGod
Veteran Member
Posts: 3728
Joined: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:22 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: My...condition.

Post by iGod »

http://www.mmaxion.com/Upload/af9295d2- ... ad8b7a.jpg

try getting that, should be really cheap, its for strengthening your fists, its made of rubber and you squeeze it, pretty simple :p people will avoid handshaking you in a while out of fear of getting their hands crushed :D

User avatar
Barotix
Ex-Staff
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Sand

Re: My...condition.

Post by Barotix »

Become a lumberjack. The pay sucks, but it builds character, makes you stronger, and toughens up your hands.
Maddening
Image

User avatar
Tasdik
Forum God
Posts: 13202
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Life

Re: My...condition.

Post by Tasdik »

Barotix wrote:Become a lumberjack. The pay sucks, but it builds character, makes you stronger, and toughens up your hands.

I've been waiting for the strength of my Lumberjack forefathers to kick in.

Still waiting...

User avatar
noobert mclagg
Frequent Member
Posts: 1165
Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:44 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Kittyland

Re: My...condition.

Post by noobert mclagg »

Go exercise the bishop a couple times. :wink:
Image

User avatar
avanti42
Regular Member
Posts: 252
Joined: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:18 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Troy

Re: My...condition.

Post by avanti42 »

ive heard from a few coaches of a couple different sports that urinating on your hands toughens them up.

User avatar
DarkJackal
Elite Member
Posts: 6119
Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:23 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: A den~
Contact:

Re: My...condition.

Post by DarkJackal »

Hang some paper on a brick wall then punch it over and over lol.

It was in that shaolin monk fighting video or w/e they were >.>.
Image

User avatar
noobert mclagg
Frequent Member
Posts: 1165
Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:44 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Kittyland

Re: My...condition.

Post by noobert mclagg »

avanti42 wrote:ive heard from a few coaches of a couple different sports that urinating on your hands toughens them up.

Did you try it :?
Image

User avatar
avanti42
Regular Member
Posts: 252
Joined: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:18 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Troy

Re: My...condition.

Post by avanti42 »

nope, mine are already tough enough.

Nobody ever told me if you were supposed to let it sit or wash it off after you did it though

User avatar
Tasdik
Forum God
Posts: 13202
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Life

Re: My...condition.

Post by Tasdik »

avanti42 wrote:ive heard from a few coaches of a couple different sports that urinating on your hands toughens them up.

Eww...

DarkJackal wrote:Hang some paper on a brick wall then punch it over and over lol.

It was in that shaolin monk fighting video or w/e they were >.>.

I wonder how long I have to do this for.

User avatar
Pally
Valued Member
Posts: 412
Joined: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:26 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Sparta

Re: My...condition.

Post by Pally »

I have really soft hands.

My girl friend seems to enjoy them.

My friends find it really strange. I feel completely opposite of you, I really enjoy them I find it really funny. Their being torn up a bit because I'm lifting weights now, but gloves solve that problem.
Joymax, what a joke. (Thanks to Grandpa for the sig)
Image
Image

User avatar
Tasdik
Forum God
Posts: 13202
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Life

Re: My...condition.

Post by Tasdik »

Pally wrote:I have really soft hands.

My girl friend seems to enjoy them.

My friends find it really strange. I feel completely opposite of you, I really enjoy them I find it really funny. Their being torn up a bit because I'm lifting weights now, but gloves solve that problem.

Well, I guess it really depends on what the ladies think.

So do girls mind a guy with soft hands? I've always thought they did. Maybe it's all in my head. Idk.

User avatar
Barotix
Ex-Staff
Posts: 9250
Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:55 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Sand

Re: My...condition.

Post by Barotix »

Girls <3 soft hands.
Maddening
Image

User avatar
Jstar1
Senior Member
Posts: 4757
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:30 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: My...condition.

Post by Jstar1 »

Tasdik wrote:
_Lana_ wrote:I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

I don't really want to ruin them.
I just want to make them feel not so....soft. It sucks being a guy with soft hands.
Especially when a girl your dancing with is like "Wow your hands are really soft"
I makes me feel all embarrassed and awkward.


lol you get embarrassed? Please don't tell me it affects your feelings of masculinity
Image

User avatar
Tasdik
Forum God
Posts: 13202
Joined: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:34 pm
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Life

Re: My...condition.

Post by Tasdik »

Jstar1 wrote:
Tasdik wrote:
_Lana_ wrote:I still don't understand why do you want your hands ruined ?

I don't really want to ruin them.
I just want to make them feel not so....soft. It sucks being a guy with soft hands.
Especially when a girl your dancing with is like "Wow your hands are really soft"
I makes me feel all embarrassed and awkward.


lol you get embarrassed? Please don't tell me it affects your feelings of masculinity

It does somewhat. Nothing major it just kinda there nagging at the back of my head.

User avatar
Jstar1
Senior Member
Posts: 4757
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:30 am
Quick Reply: Yes
Location: Off Topic

Re: My...condition.

Post by Jstar1 »

Tasdik wrote:It does somewhat. Nothing major it just kinda there nagging at the back of my head.


You should kick that feeling out of your head. Your hands have nothing to do with masculinity, and girls are probably going to like it better on the soft side rather than a gritty hand that feels like sandpaper.
Image

Post Reply

Return to “Off Topic Lounge”