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Ok So I have a problem.

Today in class some kid that nobody likes decided to move next to me. No problem he didn't do anything at first but then as I was talking to one of my friends I noticed that the guy next to me kept his eyes on the teacher. After a few minutes of writing I notice that this guy wasn't doing any of his work but just scribbling on the page. As one of the cutest girls in the class sat in front of him I started hearing a weird humming sound. When I looked over to check it out the guy was rubbing his hands on his pants and he just kept on looking trying to make sure no one was looking.

I think I'm sitting next to a kid that wanks off during class, should I tell a teacher or just point out at loud while everyone is doing their work and make a scene?
I don't know, This kid is going to be sitting there for a while and I don't want to see him doing that for the rest of the year...
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That's pretty damn epic. Ranks right up there with fcking during lunch then getting caught.
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Squirt wrote:Ok So I have a problem.

Today in class some kid that nobody likes decided to move next to me. No problem he didn't do anything at first but then as I was talking to one of my friends I noticed that the guy next to me kept his eyes on the teacher. After a few minutes of writing I notice that this guy wasn't doing any of his work but just scribbling on the page. As one of the cutest girls in the class sat in front of him I started hearing a weird humming sound. When I looked over to check it out the guy was rubbing his hands on his pants and he just kept on looking trying to make sure no one was looking.

I think I'm sitting next to a kid that wanks off during class, should I tell a teacher or just point out at loud while everyone is doing their work and make a scene?
I don't know, This kid is going to be sitting there for a while and I don't want to see him doing that for the rest of the year...



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Don't be a douche. Just tell the guy, "Hey I can see you!"

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ThatBluePerson wrote:Don't be a douche. Just tell the guy, "Hey I can see you!"


I can't tell the guy that I know what hes doing, that would just be weird and I don't know what he might do if he found out that I knew.

Just stick to your colouring book and stfu.

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Squirt wrote:
ThatBluePerson wrote:Don't be a douche. Just tell the guy, "Hey I can see you!"


I can't tell the guy that I know what hes doing, that would just be weird and I don't know what he might do if he found out that I knew.

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well if it's so obvious it shouldn't be a problem. nvm i think making a scene is better

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Squirt wrote:Ok So I have a problem.

Today in class some kid that nobody likes decided to move next to me. No problem he didn't do anything at first but then as I was talking to one of my friends I noticed that the guy next to me kept his eyes on the teacher. After a few minutes of writing I notice that this guy wasn't doing any of his work but just scribbling on the page. As one of the cutest girls in the class sat in front of him I started hearing a weird humming sound. When I looked over to check it out the guy was rubbing his hands on his pants and he just kept on looking trying to make sure no one was looking.

I think I'm sitting next to a kid that wanks off during class, should I tell a teacher or just point out at loud while everyone is doing their work and make a scene?
I don't know, This kid is going to be sitting there for a while and I don't want to see him doing that for the rest of the year...


haha there was I kid in my 8th grade class who did that... it was fcuked up. I just pointed it out to everyone, mind you I was on the other side of the classroom and I wasn't the first to notice, just the one who said it out loud.

But If I were you, I'd tell the girl :P then she might tell the teacher and the tard may get moved out of your class.
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Since you're Squirt, you should ask him if you can assist him.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Since you're Squirt, you should ask him if you can assist him.


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Snoopy wrote:
Squirt wrote:Ok So I have a problem.

Today in class some kid that nobody likes decided to move next to me. No problem he didn't do anything at first but then as I was talking to one of my friends I noticed that the guy next to me kept his eyes on the teacher. After a few minutes of writing I notice that this guy wasn't doing any of his work but just scribbling on the page. As one of the cutest girls in the class sat in front of him I started hearing a weird humming sound. When I looked over to check it out the guy was rubbing his hands on his pants and he just kept on looking trying to make sure no one was looking.

I think I'm sitting next to a kid that wanks off during class, should I tell a teacher or just point out at loud while everyone is doing their work and make a scene?
I don't know, This kid is going to be sitting there for a while and I don't want to see him doing that for the rest of the year...


haha there was I kid in my 8th grade class who did that... it was fcuked up. I just pointed it out to everyone, mind you I was on the other side of the classroom and I wasn't the first to notice, just the one who said it out loud.

But If I were you, I'd tell the girl :P then she might tell the teacher and the tard may get moved out of your class.

wth how do you wank off in class, that kid must have some balls to do that or he just doesn't care..

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when I was in the 2nd grade I used to fap in class and never got caught
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But If I were you, I'd tell the girl :P then she might tell the teacher and the tard may get moved out of your class.


I was thinking about that, I just don't want to make a big scene because the guy looks like he can beat me up badly. :banghead:

Since you're Squirt, you should ask him if you can assist him.

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Disconn3cted wrote:when I was in the 2nd grade I used to fap in class and never got caught

Lol my friend's little cousin who might i add is 7 used to do that :wink:

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CrimsonNuker wrote:Since you're Squirt, you should ask him if you can assist him.


ROFL

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Squirt wrote:
But If I were you, I'd tell the girl :P then she might tell the teacher and the tard may get moved out of your class.


I was thinking about that, I just don't want to make a big scene because the guy looks like he can beat me up badly. :banghead:

Since you're Squirt, you should ask him if you can assist him.

Lol, I laughed


Yet he's retarded enough to jack-off in class? Oh, maybe he's one of those bone-head jocks.

Tell the girl not to tell him where she heard it from. I dunno :P
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lol something similar happened when i was in 8th grade. he got caught by the girl he was fapping too and got suspended and got humiliated and was the laughing stock of the school xD
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ROFL!!!


I kind of have the same situation, but i don't the kid that's next to me is wanking.

I see this Freshmeat is reaching down his pants for whatever the hell is doing in there. He fucking does this every damn day i have 6 period with him.

I don't talk to him, but it's just freakin hilarious, about me and 6-7 of my friends knows it.

I mean, WTF, don't reach your hand down there and shit, god, have some decency, shit.


Iono about telling people out loud and start saying, "holy shit! why are you reaching down into your pants"

or just keeping the down low.


If you are going to rat on him, say "hey everybody, he is reaching down on his pants, lets all point and laugh at him. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
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I wouldn't do anything. Could ruin the rest of his elementary school years. What if he has issues or something =\
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Humming noise? Dunno about you but I don't get a humming noise when I wax the weasel. You should stop thinking about your classmates like that, it's unhealthy.
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Crumpets wrote:
Just stick to your colouring book and stfu.

i Farking lol'ed
and yeah help the kid out
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You should think before you post. Your stuff has never been really impressive, but lately it's just completely a waste a bandwidth.
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Well you heard humming so maybe he has OCD and has to keep his wang shaved
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Is it just me who thinks the amount of people with wanking at school stories to be a little too high?

Disgusting story is disgusting, obvious answer is the subtlety tell the teacher immediately. Common sense prevails.

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dom wrote:You should think before you post. Your stuff has never been really impressive, but lately it's just completely a waste a bandwidth.


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CrimsonNuker wrote:Since you're Squirt, you should ask him if you can assist him.


Hahah! :P
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dom wrote:You should think before you post. Your stuff has never been really impressive, but lately it's just completely a waste a bandwidth.

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dom wrote:You should think before you post. Your stuff has never been really impressive, but lately it's just completely a waste a bandwidth.


You could also ban him from creating new topics, it's been suggested before.

Make him 'read-only'. That'll do nicely.
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Priam wrote:
dom wrote:You should think before you post. Your stuff has never been really impressive, but lately it's just completely a waste a bandwidth.


You could also ban him from creating new topics, it's been suggested before.

Make him 'read-only'. That'll do nicely.


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Make a scene.

Start with either one of these:

Hit him in the head and go like: WTF ARE YOU DOING DUDE!?

tap his shoulder and ask if he needs a hand or a tissue

Say really polite (but loud): "I'm flattered you think about me that way, but no thanks. (point at pants)

Have fun.
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Icealya wrote:Make a scene.

Start with either one of these:

Hit him in the head and go like: WTF ARE YOU DOING DUDE!?

tap his shoulder and ask if he needs a hand or a tissue

Say really polite (but loud): "I'm flattered you think about me that way, but no thanks. (point at pants)

Have fun.

I was about to say that. Just make a scene. Dont be cry babe and tell him a teacher rofl.
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