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Woman marries Tower

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Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.

But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends.

She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond.

She revisits the massive structure as part of a documentary on Five on Objectum-Sexual women. There are around 40 people in the world who have declared themselves OS, all of them women and many of them also Asperger's Syndrome sufferers.

The OS term was first coined by Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, a 54-year-old woman who has been "married" to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

Before returning to Paris for her first wedding anniversary, Mrs La Tour Eiffel visits the Berlin Wall, where her affection for what many Germans see as a symbol of repression leads to an uncomfortable encounter with a member of the staff at the Checkpoint Charlie museum.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... Tower.html
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what the hell that is nuts!
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Retard...?
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the hell...

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..well, i've seen a few of those people before..i heard they gather around this place:
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the ****....

eww.. loving an object...

I'd rather have the real thing for a partner.
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I wonder if she is really in love with it or if she is making it up
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Does she realize she kisses a piece of metal?
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Squirt wrote:
Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier

We'll that explains it.

I want to see little baby Eiffel Tower's nao!

I think she will end up making a little tower that's like 2-3 feet tall then when people come over she'll say "Hello I'm Erika and this is my son Scott" *Points to tower* lololol
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She's obviously an attention whore.

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It's only natural for a woman turn to objects when no human is large enough to satisfy her, honestly don't see why anyone is surprised.

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lol, wat?

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SM-Count wrote:It's only natural for a woman turn to objects when no human is large enough to satisfy her, honestly don't see why anyone is surprised.
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i don't see the problem. millions of women, and icealya, are in love wit dildos
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"physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom."

lol >.>
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SM-Count wrote:honestly don't see why anyone is surprised.
I have never seen in my life someone decide to marry to a tower! Isn't that crazy?
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sounds like a plan for a slow sunday !

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someone should rape her to let her knows human is better
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NuclearSilo wrote:someone should rape her to let her knows human is better


lol. It doesn't quite work that "way" in her case. :roll:
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NuclearSilo wrote:someone should rape her to let her knows human is better



and have the eifel tower put a bounty on me? no thanks man no thanks.
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She's a soldier, put her in the front line and do us all a favor xD
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better love objects than men. :love:
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