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123noob wrote:we have endless holes! how about go plugging ur hair and see how many holes you'll find? yeah, beat you all there! massive orgasm! never get tire of holes!


I can barely understand what he's saying but... Reminds me off this Japanese porn I've seen countless times, it's actually pretty cool.
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lol wut
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it is cOLD in here
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It rains stupidity in this thread
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Fury wrote:Pointless res?

No, I got some lulz out of this.
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maxietheboss wrote:it is cOLD in here



oh ho ho *chuckle*

i see what you did there
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XemnasXD wrote:
maxietheboss wrote:it is cOLD in here



oh ho ho *chuckle*

i see what you did there


You beat me to it :(
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HOW LONG CAN A TALK ABOUT AN ASS PIMPLE GO ON?!
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theblindarcher wrote:HOW LONG CAN A TALK ABOUT AN ASS PIMPLE GO ON?!

That's what i was thinking... O.o Is the pimple still there? .-.
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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:if it is an ingrown hair it will take less than a week to disappear, you might as well sit it out


to bad his ass hurts and he cant sit XDDD

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hai
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TOloseGT wrote:hai

You really like to derail topics, don't you? .... .... .... We'd make a great team... .... .... ...
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FXlucid wrote:
Sacchin wrote:
Fury wrote:Pointless res?

No, I got some lulz out of this.
o.O Pimple lulz?

Everyone's comments O.o
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brentonsbbe359 wrote:
TOloseGT wrote:hai

You really like to derail topics, don't you? .... .... .... We'd make a great team... .... .... ...

oh...sry, i've fallen for ur avatar instead :wink:
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Actually, I bet the pimple has been on his ass so long, its even started growing hairs.
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Actually the pimple has been gone for quite a while for those who didnt know. My latest dilemma was a fucking huge ass zit sitting right at the bottom of my lip. It started out as a tiny blackhead so I popped it because I enjoy watching the tiny worm shaped shit come out. That was like 2 years ago. Then it grew into some white bump. I thought it was the same blackhead so I pinched the shit out of it, but nothing came out. I kept trying to pinch it out from period to period but still, nothing came out. Until recently, it started peeling just a tiny bit; so I got curious and thought "THIS MUST BE IT, I CAN GET RID OF IT!" so I peeled it completely. It suddenly became exposed and it stung a bit when I poked at it. This morning when I was going to school, I looked in the mirror and I saw this giant white bump with just a micro of a zit head sticking out. It didn't look like a zit so I went to school with it on my face.

Later on in the day, it gradually got worse and worse. When I came home, I made it my mission to pop the son of a bitch. I had to pinch and pinch until tears started comming out of my eyes. Eventually when I thought it was over; there was still a tiny zit head sticking out. So I raged and pinched it like a mofo until a huge worm like shape came out. That wasnt the end of it either; so I pinched more and more until a second micro hole popped open. Then I thought "This bitch is comming out now"; so I gave it one last hard and long pinch and the shit exploded like dynamite to my mirror. Immediately puss started comming out of the zit wound so I put a dab of tissue over it. Then I took a Q-Tip and swiped the damaged goods off my mirror and admired the size of it for a good minute and wondered if I should take a pic of it and post it, but I threw it out and continued playing Street Fighter IV.
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That made my day.. Evening. loller
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at least u dun gotta dick pimple
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Actually the pimple has been gone for quite a while for those who didnt know. My latest dilemma was a fucking huge ass zit sitting right at the bottom of my lip. It started out as a tiny blackhead so I popped it because I enjoy watching the tiny worm shaped shit come out. That was like 2 years ago. Then it grew into some white bump. I thought it was the same blackhead so I pinched the shit out of it, but nothing came out. I kept trying to pinch it out from period to period but still, nothing came out. Until recently, it started peeling just a tiny bit; so I got curious and thought "THIS MUST BE IT, I CAN GET RID OF IT!" so I peeled it completely. It suddenly became exposed and it stung a bit when I poked at it. This morning when I was going to school, I looked in the mirror and I saw this giant white bump with just a micro of a zit head sticking out. It didn't look like a zit so I went to school with it on my face.

Later on in the day, it gradually got worse and worse. When I came home, I made it my mission to pop the son of a bitch. I had to pinch and pinch until tears started comming out of my eyes. Eventually when I thought it was over; there was still a tiny zit head sticking out. So I raged and pinched it like a mofo until a huge worm like shape came out. That wasnt the end of it either; so I pinched more and more until a second micro hole popped open. Then I thought "This bitch is comming out now"; so I gave it one last hard and long pinch and the shit exploded like dynamite to my mirror. Immediately puss started comming out of the zit wound so I put a dab of tissue over it. Then I took a Q-Tip and swiped the damaged goods off my mirror and admired the size of it for a good minute and wondered if I should take a pic of it and post it, but I threw it out and continued playing Street Fighter IV.


I bet it was a lotus zit.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:Actually the pimple has been gone for quite a while for those who didnt know.


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thats fcking disgusting..try watching that while ur eating x_x.
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Fury wrote:thats fcking disgusting..try watching that while ur eating x_x.

yum yum i am eating ass pimples :)
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Never eating mayo again.
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theblindarcher wrote:HOW LONG CAN A TALK ABOUT AN ASS PIMPLE GO ON?!



as long as we keep talking in the thread! :banghead:

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