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[NEWS]Exploding chair kills boy

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A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chairs parts into his rectum, resulting in extensive bleeding, to which he succumbed before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.

We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occuring in China it is likely there that they were made.

Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.

Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.


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Who the hell needs a gas powered computer chair...
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I didn't even read the exploding chair crap, i just noticed your awesome signature O.O i'd hit it.
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Sacchin wrote:Who the hell needs a gas powered computer chair...

you do know its one of those height adjustable chairs right?

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user wrote:
Sacchin wrote:Who the hell needs a gas powered computer chair...

you do know its one of those height adjustable chairs right?

Yeah, you don't need gas to adjust your chair though.

FXlucid wrote:Oh so it was for that... o.O then well almost all have one ... thats is scary

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Not buying one of those again.
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Reise wrote:Not buying one of those again.

one of those as in one thats made in china, or an adjustable chair?

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Er what?? :shock:
Im scared to sit on my chair now o_o
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Fury wrote:Er what?? :shock:
Im scared to sit on my chair now o_o

How about farting in it. Dunno why but the whole gas thing made me think the kid farted then boom =x >.>
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Holy crap it's just scary thing a chair can explode.
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so this guy is owned by hes chair??
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Fury wrote:Er what?? :shock:
Im scared to sit on my chair now o_o


I'm more scared for a plane crashing in my house then a chair exploding :P.

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Damn.

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* Looks at chair *
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Soooooooooooo much bleeding that not a single drop touched the chair.
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Crumpets wrote:Soooooooooooo much bleeding that not a single drop touched the chair.

hmm good point lol..
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exploding chairs made in china not a surprise

but whats with the ambulance taking an hour to get to the kid, they suck
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That's messed up.
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Gotta laugh at the title, 'Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration'. But wheres the blood...maybe that wasnt the actual chair...
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the fuck...

i'm sitting on one right now :shock:

you guys realize that by "gas" they meant air-pressure chairs right? the ones with height adjustment
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Being ass raped to death by a chair..... now im scared, there are 4 of those around me.
BTW, why he didn´t called an ambulance first? Pretty dumb if you ask me.

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NobleHunter wrote:Being ass raped to death by a chair..... now im scared, there are 4 of those around me.
BTW, why he didn´t called an ambulance first? Pretty dumb if you ask me.

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He's a rape victim so he needed emotional support from his father before confronting others.
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NobleHunter wrote:Being ass raped to death by a chair..... now im scared, there are 4 of those around me.
BTW, why he didn´t called an ambulance first? Pretty dumb if you ask me.

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He was probably shocked of the amount of metal getting rammed up his ass than calling an ambulance.
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china has found a way to reduce their population and cure gaming addiction all in one chair xD
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i have to admit it is a little funny, but what a way to die..
start to wonder how his parents told people how he died without them going wtf? :shock:
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He probably just won the lottery, jumped up and bang.. ass got rapezur33d
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hmmmm...

I want one of those..
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TIME TO SUE THE CHAIR MANUFACTURER!!
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Finally! I've been waiting to post this:

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OT: poor guy :( that's y I sit on a wooden chair now
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