help my dad is looking up porn on my computer

[ImmortalKiller]

I can't believe nobody has said this yet:

Make sure it isn't gay porn.

[nohunta]

LOLOLOLOOL^

[Fury]

Just be grateful you haven't caught him in the act.





or have you...

[Shardro]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I actually LOL'ed while reading this. This thread went from serious discussion to father/son jokes to porn site recommendations. Just priceless. If I didn't know better, I'd say Disconn3cted intended this entire thread to be a joke. But, yeah, if the problem persists, just tell your dad to GTFO. Seriously.

[TOloseGT]

ew, gay porn

pm icealya, he's a specialist

[Bop]

tell ur mom...oh how much id love to see when ur mom brings it up at the dinner table...

[Shardro]

tell ur mom...oh how much id love to see when ur mom brings it up at the dinner table...

He already did. His parents are divorced and his mom laughed her ass off when she heard about it.

[Bop]

tell ur mom...oh how much id love to see when ur mom brings it up at the dinner table...

He already did. His parents are divorced and his mom laughed her ass off when she heard about it.

aww dammit ...and lol

[inky]

LOL. The irony of using child block for your dad is just freakin golden.

Imagine if he confronts you one day telling you to stop watching porn because he keeps getting pop-ups lol. Better act soon before it's too late.

[Hello_Kittys]

Comon you freak, your dad's only human. Are you saying you don't surf porn? Im pretty sure your computer's bought with your dad's funds anyway... So what's the problem?

If it's any consolation, install a keylogger and get your dad's credit card details, use it to buy globals, and spam in there

[Disconn3cted]

Comon you freak, your dad's only human. Are you saying you don't surf porn? Im pretty sure your computer's bought with your dad's funds anyway... So what's the problem?

If it's any consolation, install a keylogger and get your dad's credit card details, use it to buy globals, and spam in there

I bought my computer with money I earned while working at walmart and I don't play SRO so why would I want to spam globals.

[Shardro]

Comon you freak, your dad's only human. Are you saying you don't surf porn? Im pretty sure your computer's bought with your dad's funds anyway... So what's the problem?

If it's any consolation, install a keylogger and get your dad's credit card details, use it to buy globals, and spam in there

I bought my computer with money I earned while working at walmart and I don't play SRO so why would I want to spam globals.

How old's your dad?

[Fury]

Actually if i were you i would confront him. If he is looking up porn he is obviously most likely touching himself, which means he would grope his d1ck, then touch the mouse and keyboard, which you are using now. So effectively you're pretty much touching his d1ck right now.

[Verfo]

Oh god.

[Ryoko]

Can you picture your dad... in your comp chair?

If you have a cat or a dog be glad that they cant talk and tell stories

[Avalanche]

You are sitting in the same chair where he jerks off. Remember that.

[OTG]

screw youporn and redtube, amateur hour..

pornhub ftw.

+ TO THE MOTHEFUCKING ONE!

[Swindler]

Hide a camera and record when he is doing it and then show it for him. In this way I swear he wont surf porn again, atleast not on your computer.

And yeah, this thread is full of win.

[SirSengir]

I can't believe nobody has said this yet:

Make sure it isn't gay porn.

Funny you should mention that. I had a friend that would use my pc while I was at class, since he didn't feel like walking all the way back to his apartment. He's stereotypically gay, although he was in complete denial. Didn't suspect anything at first, seeing that using your friend's computer to look at porn and jerkin in his room seemed a bit inconsiderate, but after coming across some interesting google autocompletion terms for the search history, I decided to check the history. Ended up finding gay porn history stretching over time periods of 2 or 3 hours. Ended up confronting him with it but he completely denied it.

A year later he came out of the closet

Having your dad use your pc for porn is a whole nother story though...

[satman83]

You are sitting in the same chair where he jerks off. Remember that.

Also you are going to have to make sure that those so called
mayonaise stains are really mayonasie

[Grimjaw]

Can you picture your dad... in your comp chair?

If you have a cat or a dog be glad that they cant talk and tell stories

Please Ryoko.. Take that image back out of my head.. :(

[zyspt]

easy to settle it, shut down the comp when going out.
unplug the power supply cable and bring it along with u.
no power see how the hell he going to switch the comp on to view his porn.

[satman83]

Can you picture your dad... in your comp chair?

If you have a cat or a dog be glad that they cant talk and tell stories

Please Ryoko.. Take that image back out of my head..

Spoiler!

fap fap fap

[Waffelz]

ROFL!

[Grimjaw]

fap fap fap

lol. At least use a newer pic to get your inch across you tit.

[Klarabella]

Tell him to get a new wife!

[inky]

btw, don't forget to use alcohol pads before using any of that computer hardware. you can try leaving the pads next to it -- kind of like a hint: "i know, dad, i know"

[destructionmama]

tell him to read this thread XD

just say like: hey dad guess what some guy on my forum caught his dad watching porn on his computer lolz. then he'll be more cautious I guess

[bakafish]

Leave your internet browser on while you're at school with this thread displaying on it and hopefully he gets the hint.

[Disconn3cted]

Leave your internet browser on while you're at school with this thread displaying on it and hopefully he gets the hint.

I'm going to do that