help my dad is looking up porn on my computer

[Disconn3cted]

When I am at school and I leave the computer on my dad looks up porn but I don't want to tell him that I know because that would be really awkward and I am afraid he's going to put virus's and shit on my computer. What should I do?

[[SD]Master_Wong]

password maybe, or big screensaver saying i know what you do when im at school

[cpinney]

lock it. problems over.

[[SD]Twysta]

I would not hestitate to confront my dad for a single second.

Farking hell...

[Disconn3cted]

I would lock it but then he would be like "I want to check my emails". I think I'll put child blocks on it.

[cpinney]

lmao, child blocks for your dad hhahahaha

[noobert mclagg]

Tell ur dads dad/mom

[nohunta]

Rofl @ Topic. This is serious lulz here. Easiest way is to tell mommy. 2nd way is to tell him the sites you go to .

[Majorharper]

hahahahaha ^^ child blocks that funny, no, what you should do is even if your dad deletes the history of the internet browser, or if he dont, well that would make life easier, do this -> Bring your dad to the computer, tell him u want to show him something... then have the history web open, and ask him, wtf is all this? (In a nice way) Then he will realize that he made a mistake... Or if he deletes the history do this : Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> (i have vista and I cannot find it on this laptop) -> administrator tools -> In there you should have a viewer which oversees all the actions taken on the computer, I doubt your dad will go that far, and I havent found a way to delete that yet ^^

I hope i helped

[Disconn3cted]

Rofl @ Topic. This is serious lulz here. Easiest way is to tell mommy. 2nd way is to tell him the sites you go to .

They are divorced and I already told her. She was laughing her ass off.

[Squirt]

Antivirus?

[strangelove]

Recommend him safe porn sites?

[Grimjaw]

Show him to the best site's based on personal experiences. Crack open a bag of cheeto's and a couple of beers and let the father son bonding begin.

[rek]

Show him to the best site's based on personal experiences. Crack open a bag of cheeto's and a couple of beers and let the father son bonding begin.

haha

[Majorharper]

Show him to the best site's based on personal experiences. Crack open a bag of cheeto's and a couple of beers and let the father son bonding begin.

doritos are much better!

XD

[Blurred]

Get team viewer, put it on a flash drive, and move ur dads mouse from school. He will freak out.

[hemagoku]

from reading topic title i thought u were watching porn and ur father is searching ur computer to check if u r watching or not xD ,anyway adblock from firefox and blocksite ,but u would have to do the blocks manually ,thats what i do to prevent me from watching xD

[[TS]=Hark=[TS]]

just lmao at this entire topic

OT: do what grim said, its your best option. ^^

[*BlackFox]

just lmao at this entire topic

Yeah +1

[Mousetrap]

dude.. wow I'm so glad my dad has no idea how to work a computer.

I don't even know... install some good protection I guess.. I've had avast for a while and haven't been infected in such a long time.. though I only torrent shit anyway lol.

I'd be more concerned about uh, having to sit in your chair lol.
Tell him he needs to buy a laptop :v

[theCoder]

When I am at school and I leave the computer on my dad looks up porn but I don't want to tell him that I know because that would be really awkward and I am afraid he's going to put virus's and shit on my computer. What should I do?

So you post 'what should I do?' in a forum that probably has a number of people who visit the same sites your dad does?

As a dad, who plays SRO with my son, here's my advice:

I'd confront him, and make sure you're around when he wants to use your computer. It will make him think twice if he is a worthy dad. If he's not a worthy dad, add child block (sounds funny, but a worthy idea).

[_MvP_]

Just tell him few good sites and problem solved.

[[SD]Twysta]

Dude, in all seriousness, he can't possibly blame you for knowing what he's doing.

So you might as well make fun of it!

For example, if he's visiting redtube, and you know about this, just go downstairs and tell him.
"Had a rough day today, dad :/" "Yeah? What happened son?" "Meh, loads of homework and shit".

Then when you finish the conversation go like... "Oh , uhm, by the way.... youporn is MUCH better then redtube "

And right at this moment, you quickly grab the camera from behind your back and snap a picture of his face!!! YES! WIN!

Then post it here, and be a hero on SRF for the rest of your life!

[CrimsonNuker]

Show him to the best site's based on personal experiences. Crack open a bag of cheeto's and a couple of beers and let the father son circle jerking begin.

Fixed

[Mousetrap]

Dude, in all seriousness, he can't possibly blame you for knowing what he's doing.

So you might as well make fun of it!

For example, if he's visiting redtube, and you know about this, just go downstairs and tell him.
"Had a rough day today, dad :/" "Yeah? What happened son?" "Meh, loads of homework and shit".

Then when you finish the conversation go like... "Oh , uhm, by the way.... youporn is MUCH better then redtube "

And right at this moment, you quickly grab the camera from behind your back and snap a picture of his face!!! YES! WIN!

Then post it here, and be a hero on SRF for the rest of your life!

Redtube is so much better than youporn, gtfo!

[[SD]Twysta]

Well i don't know

[Blurred]

Dude, in all seriousness, he can't possibly blame you for knowing what he's doing.

So you might as well make fun of it!

For example, if he's visiting redtube, and you know about this, just go downstairs and tell him.
"Had a rough day today, dad :/" "Yeah? What happened son?" "Meh, loads of homework and shit".

Then when you finish the conversation go like... "Oh , uhm, by the way.... youporn is MUCH better then redtube "

And right at this moment, you quickly grab the camera from behind your back and snap a picture of his face!!! YES! WIN!

Then post it here, and be a hero on SRF for the rest of your life!

Redtube is so much better than youporn, gtfo!

Youporn is so gay, and the quality is kinda of shitty.

[[SD]Twysta]

mens!! seriously, top rated on youporn are SO much better then the fake orgasms @ redtube.

[The Mobius]

Just come home after school and randomly be like 'ZOMG I GOT SOME RANDOM PORN POPUPS *faints*', and then play it off as if its a virus and dont mention it again. That way he gets the point, but you're not straight up confronting him.

[[SD]Twysta]

Just come home after school and randomly be like 'ZOMG I GOT SOME RANDOM PORN POPUPS *faints*', and then play it off as if its a virus and dont mention it again. That way he gets the point, but you're not straight up confronting him.

I like this idea