and its totally wrong
i posted this note just to clear y they're wrong
1. You live longer. (y u think we die faster)
2. You mature faster. (RIIIIIGHT)
3. You never have to pay for a drink. (Yeah rumor has it; ure cheap)
4. Doors just get opened for you everywhere you go. (We're being polite; notlike sum kind)
5. Heavy things are for boys to take care of. (again being polite, its so not worth it)
6. So are spiders. (a gr8 man once said, they're afraid of a lil harmless spiders but they put hot steamy wax all over thier bodies like its freakin sunscreen lotion )
7. You’re patient when it doesn’t work right and don’t opt to immediately throw it out the window. (You wait for the first boy for sum help with it)
8. Taking pictures has real importance… it’s a documentation of your life. (we take pictures too, but i don't want to remember every second of my life)
9. You can multi-task. (we multi-task²)
10. You actually listen to directions. (We put these directions)
11. When going to a formal event, you get to wear just one article of clothing. (Glad u do)
12. You’re supposed to have a little woman meat on your hips. (OKEH !!!!!!!)
13. Johnny Depp. (Nicole Kidman)
14. The bed is all yours. (Yet u sleep on 30cm of it)
15. You can love and hate something at the same time.(Thats y u're always confused)
16. You (usually) get to be on bottom. (is that a good thing???!, well glad u do)
17. You can fake it if you’re tired or bored and they’ll never know. (We know and couldn't care less)
18. Valentine’s Day is all about you. (Yes! just saint died so u can get presents HOW ORIGINAL)
19. Beyonce’s “Irreplaceable” just makes you happy even if you hate the song. (Still confused)
20. Baking is also a stress reliever. (so is painting, who said i can paint)
21. You can get a massage without a hardon. (u ever get a hardon u'll probably fake it)
22. “That time of the month” is a great excuse to be a bitch for a week. (HOW ORIGINAL)
23. It’s also the best and most effective way to turn a guy down. (We're always ready don't get fooled)
24. OMG shoes. (no seriously???!)
25. You think the idea of sack-tapping a guy is funny. (ure welcome!!!! any time)
26. It’s perfectly normal to have a 2 hour conversation with your best friend. (u talk , we go out)
27. In books or movies, happy endings actually make you happy. (it used to be a general rule)
28. You read instructions.( we instructions, btw u repeat ure selfs)
29. You already know you’ll be successful. (unless u lose , then u'll be a loser)
30. The current president just makes you realize women should rule the world. (so did the previous and will do the next, ure always thinking that)
31. You too get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. ( we think of it 100% yet we get things done)
32. Clothes shopping is not just a chore. (yeah it is)
33. Sex and the City. (LOST, Prison Break)
34. You never have to worry that by just picking up something you’ll crush it. (coz u're already thinking about not dropping it)
35. If there’s a mirror, you’ll find it. (if there is a mirror there is mirror u dont have to look)
36. No one seriously questions your sexuality if you kiss the same sex. (U THINK)
37. Video games will forever be retarded. (Coz u can't play)
38. You love miniature things, like mini gummy bears or tiny marshmallows. (heavy enough for u?)
39. Victoria's Secret Lip Plumper is just fun. (Knock ure self out)
40. God gave you enough blood to work both. (!!!)
41. Your ego isn’t the size of the US. (i thought u didnt know, now that u know....)
42. Everything you need is in your purse. (and every thing we need in our 15*10cm wallet)
43. You take hot baths when you need to relax. (we take hot paths too, what u though we skinny dip in the ocean)
44. You’re not considered a pussy if you don’t hook up.(and u r when u hook up,, happy)
45. You feel totally comfortable asking for help or advice when lost or stuck. (u adapted after all those times being lost)
46. They buy the condoms.(Again,,, we're always ready)
47. The Notebook. (a lil thing called mobile phone)
48. You can cry your way out of a speeding ticket. (CHEAT)
49. The thought of dinner with his family doesn’t scare you. (probably they're frightened by the same thought)
50. The closet is yours and yours alone. (the tiny shelf is mine and mine alone,,, DAMN)
51. The movie 300 kinda made you orgasm. Just a little. (WOAH, didnt think it was that easy, welll; u should c "Troy' u might ... )
52. When you’re mad, they might not find out until later when it’s convenient for you to let them know. (when its convenient for you to yell at them)
53. Girls’ nights whomp ass over boys’ nights. (i think so too "wink")
54. You never have to deal with fixing electronics or cars. (** you don't know how to ...)
55. You’re hygienic. (i can tell u why, u probably know)
56. You can dance with the same sex at every opportunity. (only if u cant find from the opposite sex fit to ure highness)
57. You know how to match. (No u dont but u still stick ure nose)
58. You know how to fold clothes. (congrats u mastered the art of folding!)
59. No one is afraid of you when you walk down a dark alley at night. (u kidding,, ' what is she doing alone , she must be a mutant)
60. Just talking about it makes you feel better. (after crying over for 3 days yes it does)
61. Prince William is now single. (so is bugz bunny)
62. You never have to worry that the kid isn’t really yours. (WTF who's the father)
63. No one thinks it’s weird if you squeal or make noises instead of words. (that time of the month already?!)
64. The idea of a man servant really appeals to you. ( the idea of a female servant appeals to us... VERY)
65. You will never be drafted. (army is more discipline than u can take)
66. No one secretly wonders how big you really are. (NO they do, u just dont know about it)
67. You support world peace. (Now i c it never happens)
credit to 1 of my best fwiends Ashraf
