The funniest Customer review ever.
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The funniest Customer review ever.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/trave ... etter.html
Richard branson gets some fanmail. This guy wasn't all to happy about the food on the plane..
Richard branson gets some fanmail. This guy wasn't all to happy about the food on the plane..

Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
I lolled,
But aeroplane food tends to be mediocre at its best.
But aeroplane food tends to be mediocre at its best.
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
HejsaN wrote:Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.
Probably because there were no fart or gay jokes.
..Anyways I gotta good laugh out of it and the pictures only made it that much more funny. This line;
The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.
is what got me the most.
If I was Richard Branson and had to read this letter I'd probably be a little embarrassed but then soon realize I have an Olympic swimming pool full of $100 bills and just go for a little dip to forget about the whole ordeal. xD
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Hostage wrote:HejsaN wrote:Meh, didnt laugh to much, just giggle.
Probably because there were no fart or gay jokes.![]()
There are only a few gay jokes out there, and farts are only funny in South Park
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
I was like,
okay.. wtf..
whothefuck is Richard??
I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?
okay.. wtf..
whothefuck is Richard??
I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
I didnt even smile....

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Icealya wrote:I was like,
okay.. wtf..
whothefuck is Richard??
I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?
Learn to read.
Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
nohunta wrote:I didnt even smile....
+1
u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
BalkanFanaticS wrote:nohunta wrote:I didnt even smile....
+1
u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis
Correct, your IQ must be

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Priam wrote:BalkanFanaticS wrote:nohunta wrote:I didnt even smile....
+1
u must be like over 30 to lol on stuff like dis
Correct, your IQ must be
LOL
Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
rooofflll...i shouldnt have read this during lecture though...burst out laughing <.<
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
That was funny
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
it was ok

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Priam wrote:Icealya wrote:I was like,
okay.. wtf..
whothefuck is Richard??
I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?
Learn to read.
Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.
still don't get it..

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Icealya wrote:Priam wrote:Icealya wrote:I was like,
okay.. wtf..
whothefuck is Richard??
I didn't understand any of it... I was the whole time like: whothefuck is richard?
Learn to read.
Richard = Richard Branson, owner of Virgin airlines.
still don't get it..
Let me redirect you to my IQ comment earlier

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking it’s more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month.
Its called curry you dip
But as for the letter as a whole...lol it is very funny, this guy is on a completely
different level
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?
WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?



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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
CrimsonNuker wrote:Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?
WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?
No but I wouldn't write a ridiculous letter complaining about how the food looked if I didn't even taste it. Maybe it was a different type of food than he is used to but he didn't even bother to try it.
Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
CrimsonNuker wrote:Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?
WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?
i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do

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Seeing how he called curry mustard...not what he normally eats at all ¬_¬

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
_Panu_ wrote:CrimsonNuker wrote:Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?
WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?
i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do
well maybe if you went out and bought some better food i can cook something better
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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
Burningwolf wrote:_Panu_ wrote:CrimsonNuker wrote:
WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?
i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do
well maybe if you went out and bought some better food i can cook something better
and who told you that it was ok to come outta the kitchen? no one! ... get back in there

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Re: The funniest Customer review ever.
_Panu_ wrote:CrimsonNuker wrote:Locketart wrote:From reading that, he didn't even taste the food before criticizing it?
WOULD YOU EAT FOOD THAT LOOKED LIKE THAT?
i would eat food that looked like that ... o wait, i already do
I feel your pain. Mine looks bad AND tastes bad








