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Re: Nobody can beat...

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Grimjaw wrote:
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Vs Grim. (In my head Grim killed my last bot. :()


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Grim shoots at me with his arm + legs, but with my armor, it didn't do much. Grim rushes at me, while dodging most of my rounds from the arms, and receives mild impact from my shoulder rockets, then I scrape him with a round from my robo-penis when he is close enough, then get gets in range and tries to take out my torso, but the guns under the protector(cant see it in the pic, gun is blocking it) hits him, so get goes for the back but my tail grabs him and I turn on my back rockets, which burn him and drag him along to a slow death. :D


[color=#000000]Now it's on baby. Prepare yourself, for here I come!

I shoot at Draq with my right arm cannon to draw his attention and fire, then I use the power of my metal wings to propel me high into the sky, outside of the range of any of Draq's weapons or his Robo-penis. While Draq is looking into the sky to in an effort to locate me, I appear behind him and use my wings to block out any vision he had. Then I cut of his tail with my Vortex Solar Sword. And Impale him seconds later with my other Vortex Solar Sword. Now with one sword in his back, and sticking out of his chest, I immediately release my wings from their position and use them to propel me and draq high into the Sky. While Draqs weapons are all front based he can't defend his backside, leaving him vulnerable against my merciless attacks.


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satman83 wrote:Okay Darq battle this one up then.

exality with music man

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Satman83 with Death Glider

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Exality forgets to get plugged to an USB port, uses too much energy powering up all his appliances and dies...Satman wins. >_>



@Grim: You forgot my rockets in the back. ;) They'd get you off of me QUICK. :P
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Got bored while eating so I mad two different types. =P

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How do i put in a pic of me robot :(
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its very mobile, long range :)
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Draquish wrote:
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Exality forgets to get plugged to an USB port, uses too much energy powering up all his appliances and dies...Satman wins. >_>





Dats bull. my bot was built for entertainment. I uh...shit i would loose anyway you uncreative bastard! Lol
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FireVortex wrote:How do i put in a pic of me robot :(

I used printscreen and edited in paint. :D
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Azilius wrote:
FireVortex wrote:How do i put in a pic of me robot :(

I used printscreen and edited in paint. :D


Dammit printscreen not working on my keyboard.
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For a limited time only....

FABLE 7 Only on Playstation 4
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Fail wanted 2 show u guys teh rape machine :(.
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Goliath ONLINE
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BUAHAHAHAH!!! my robot ownz you allsss!!
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[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:BUAHAHAHAH!!! my robot ownz you allsss!!
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nanobot?
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i had a problem with resizing it on photobucket lol
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haha. He is the ultimate threat...Agile, easily hidden. Just watch where you sit down when its around i guess lol
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Goliath ONLINE


WOW, Starcraft, brings back some memories:D:D. Respect for the Goliath

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There is only one word to discribe this thred, 'Wow.'. And/or 'wtf?!?'. I rofl'd At OMGG MY AGILITY ROBOT PWNS PENIS RAPE ROBOT I ATTACK YOU IN THE AIR BUT MY ROCKETS ON MY BACK GET YOU! OH NOEZ GIANT GOD SWORD!! (i had too...)
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this is heavy agility guy >8D
his boosters allow him to glide allong the surface with ease, and the engine on his back can be used for both flight and accelaration. he has some slight armor and a few light electron-cannons to stun his opponents from the air and cause them to fall down. then he slashes them apart with his swords.
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Mine's been patented. Because to many quirks want to leech of my Mecha Pyramid Head. 8)
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You should all fear bloodninjabot.
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He puts on his robe and his hat.

Those who know him will cower is fear.

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All fear my ninja biyawchs!


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