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masturbation; silent genocide?

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when you masturbat and have an orgasm you ejaculate your sperm. your sperm is millions of little cells with chromosomes witch hold you DNA. this DNA goes in to the the girl eggs (lol) and makes a babie :D. now a fetus is cells that are multiplying. so if a fetus deserves to live, doest you sperm do to?!

oh and when a girl cum the stuff that come out of her is what? (like whats it made out of lol)


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Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.
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so what :)...
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Priam wrote:Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.


For 72 hours......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!

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Hostage wrote:
Priam wrote:Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.


For 2 hours......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!


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You also lose it involuntarily due to wet dreams.

So either way you are still killing them, and that is natures way.
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Disconn3cted wrote:
Hostage wrote:
Priam wrote:Correct, it needs to be kept safe, in like an aquarium or whatever, and nurtured to great health.


For 2 hours......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!


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You just have horrible quality sperm.
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oh, yes I forgot.

So you can make it a easy to clean mess and take care of the problem your self.

Or you can wake up to a horrible mess to clean up.
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lol.... :)
Think about this : YOU could be killed on this way :(
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it's genocide anyway, cuz only one of those million spermseeds will survive.

so it should be forbidden for men to ejaculate.
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Squirt wrote:

oh and when a girl cum the stuff that come out of her is what? (like whats it made out of lol)




i always wondered this myself..lol
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heroo wrote:it's genocide anyway, cuz only one of those million spermseeds will survive.

so it should be forbidden for men to ejaculate.


Every man his balls would explode O_o
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XMoshe wrote:
heroo wrote:it's genocide anyway, cuz only one of those million spermseeds will survive.

so it should be forbidden for men to ejaculate.


Every man his balls would explode O_o


dammit!

it's like genocide is inevitable! :banghead:
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masturbation =/= murder..
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Hostage wrote:For 2 minutes......Then it's Hi-hoe, time for a new batch!


That's right.
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Masturbation is a sin.
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MiKe 51-50 wrote:Masturbation is a sin.


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If someone went by these rules, every time you even impregnated someone, you would be killing ALL BUT ONE sperm. The one that survives is the ONLY one that fertilizes the egg.

So, there isn't a solution unless you can control your ejaculation to the precise one sperm, and be sure that it makes it way to the egg.
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ImmortalKiller wrote:If someone went by these rules, every time you even impregnated someone, you would be killing ALL BUT ONE sperm. The one that survives is the ONLY one that fertilizes the egg.

So, there isn't a solution unless you can control your ejaculation to the precise one sperm, and be sure that it makes it way to the egg.

Are you suggesting we strap on a nano camera and a rocket pack to a sperm cell which can be controlled VIA a remote control and after intercourse we hop on the computer and control that sperm cells tracks?
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as long as I'm having fun, right?
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Squirt wrote:
ImmortalKiller wrote:If someone went by these rules, every time you even impregnated someone, you would be killing ALL BUT ONE sperm. The one that survives is the ONLY one that fertilizes the egg.

So, there isn't a solution unless you can control your ejaculation to the precise one sperm, and be sure that it makes it way to the egg.

Are you suggesting we strap on a nano camera and a rocket pack to a sperm cell which can be controlled VIA a remote control and after intercourse we hop on the computer and control that sperm cells tracks?



freeze dat sperm and have a doctor put it in that chick and bam. :P
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Icealya wrote:as long as I'm having fun, right?

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Sperm are cells. Just like skin cells. So should it be considered a genocide when our skin sheds it's outer layers? Or when we cut our hair?

This is stupid.
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Dude I told that to GreenTea he didnt believe me
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It is survival of the fittest. The reason mest of them die at the start is because they are deffective. The one that makes it is usually the best one. There are some that just beat the odds.

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