[LMAO] Add it up!

[rek]

I loved a dog because I hate myself.

[Sacchin]

I woke up next to The world Because I’m in love.

Looks like I lucked out lol

[TOloseGT]

i walked away with America because i hate myself

lul wut

[Shomari]

I sucked off a horse because I'm high like a cannon....bleh

[izmeister]

I went out with a grandma because I'm high like a canon

[Cruor]

I raped Hannah Montana because I’m high like a cannon.

[Reise]

Look at all the emo kids wearing black up above me. Goddamn.

[Tasdik]

I choked on an orange because I like it.

Ghey

[Noop]

i went out with God because i'm high like a cannon

LOL!

april , 15 , black

[noobert mclagg]

I text messaged with Jezus because I hate myself

[Hostage]

"I sucked of Jezus because I love animals."

I lol'ed

[l05tfr33k7]

i loved a lamp because i like it.

[Barotix]

I loved Mickey Mouse Because I hate myself

[Kirkaldi]

I text messaged a closet because I hate myself. That's retarded.

[Burningwolf]

I talk to a garden gnome cause I hate myself...


/wrist

[Tasdik]

WTH is up with everyone wearing white shirts? lol

[rek]

Better than black.

[Tasdik]

Maybe. But blue > white.

[rek]

No way, white goes with everything.

[Tasdik]

Racist.

[LaloHao]

I choked on A wig Because I hate myself

May 31, white ftw

[Tasdik]

On a different note. It's also awesome for wet tee shirt contests.

[Panu]

I text-messaged with a candle because i hate myself


funny lol

[Wu]

I loved a whole house because I’m high like a cannon

[DeepEvil]

I raped a horse Because I’m high like a cannon

next?

[JustKill]

I Raped Rosie O’Donnel because i have no life

[Feudal_lord]

I went out with a witch because i am an idiot

[brentonsbbe359]

i walked away with a chair because i hate myself.

[Doron]

I sucked off a horse because I'm high like a cannon....bleh

wow, your b-day is 21 jan and you're wearing (or wore) a black shirt yesterday (maybe nao too)

[Melez]

I got drunk with Hannah Montana because I'm an idiot. Rofl!