Silly stories you've heard

[Bg_DrEaM]

So... here's my idea As i am bored to hell at work, i wanna hear you silly stories. What i mean by this? You meet someone and he starts to explain how cool he is and stuff like this. Bu what is the silliest of them all? Let's have some fun with this, because there are people that not only lie, but they even believe themselves

So here goes one of my stories...
As an admin of a sro forum, i get a lot of people on my skype and ofcourse, a lot of kind. So one day this kid started to telling me about his lvl 64 i don't remember what char. The next day he was lvl 68 ?! i asked him how much exp he gets from a normal mob and he said he gets like 1% from each kill. I told him it's impossible, but he started to explain how his PC is bugged and he gets extra exp from that Ok, i asked for a screenshot. At first, he didn't knew how to do one, then where to find it. After telling him all, he said he can't send me the screen due to the same bug that causes the extra EXP he gets in the game I asked for his name to see it in rev6, but he said it is a really strong char and he don;t thrust me or anyone enough to give his name. Or the name of his guild... I was having fun arguing with him about this, and when 90 cap came, there was a huge race who will be the first bulgarian reached lvl 90. So he explained to me how he is the first one, reached 90 in 3 days (ofcourse because of the bug with the EXP) but it will be unfair to post a screenshot of his char and to show everyone that he is the first, because he made it in unfair way by the advantage he gets Some days later he told be he deletes the char because he don;t like it, again because it was made unfair. Magicly his bug dissapeared and he started a new char

So... if you like the idea of my topic, feel free to share some of the silly stories you have hear

[SwordCloud]

So... here's my idea As i am bored to hell at work, i wanna hear you silly stories. What i mean by this? You meet someone and he starts to explain how cool he is and stuff like this. Bu what is the silliest of them all? Let's have some fun with this, because there are people that not only lie, but they even believe themselves

So here goes one of my stories...
As an admin of a sro forum, i get a lot of people on my skype and ofcourse, a lot of kind. So one day this kid started to telling me about his lvl 64 i don't remember what char. The next day he was lvl 68 ?! i asked him how much exp he gets from a normal mob and he said he gets like 1% from each kill. I told him it's impossible, but he started to explain how his PC is bugged and he gets extra exp from that Ok, i asked for a screenshot. At first, he didn't knew how to do one, then where to find it. After telling him all, he said he can't send me the screen due to the same bug that causes the extra EXP he gets in the game I asked for his name to see it in rev6, but he said it is a really strong char and he don;t thrust me or anyone enough to give his name. Or the name of his guild... I was having fun arguing with him about this, and when 90 cap came, there was a huge race who will be the first bulgarian reached lvl 90. So he explained to me how he is the first one, reached 90 in 3 days (ofcourse because of the bug with the EXP) but it will be unfair to post a screenshot of his char and to show everyone that he is the first, because he made it in unfair way by the advantage he gets Some days later he told be he deletes the char because he don;t like it, again because it was made unfair. Magicly his bug dissapeared and he started a new char

So... if you like the idea of my topic, feel free to share some of the silly stories you have hear

oh lol poor guy,bottin and then getting banned?

[Questmaster]

Try as I might..... I don't recall having any silly stories or tall tales about SRO... Stories about stupid players... I got a few... Stories about scammers... also a few... Stories of HEY! WAITAMINUTE!
HERE IS ONE!
'member 'bout the time when lucky stones were being given like the dickens?

As a hand grinder, with so little gold at lvl 42, I came upon a player at DW (pacific server) with the name somewhat like "T------MPION" or somethin' like that who was shouting that he got lotsa lucky d6 and d7 stones to sell at 100k each. I had only 13M. I asked if I can buy all of it. turns out someone wants to buy all too...

So he opens a stall, and we go on a mouseclick race (I was using a low end PC then, that was so slow). If you had played with a crappy PC, you would understand my plight. Anyway, during one of those lags(unlucky me), he quickly changed did modify stall, changed one of the items to 1M, then opened up again. I got to click too fast, and bought the 1M stone.

In any case, I had bought a total of 30 7D lucky stones from him, including the one which he priced at 1M, for 3.9M.

I sure was fuming, but well, my crappy day... a crappy pc, and a crappy seller.

three months ago, I sold those stones, with prices ranging from 500k each to 700k each, using a different account (one I use for vending purposes). My total sales? around 17M. A PROFIT OF 13M. Yet that ain't what's funny.

My last seven stones were stalled at 700k, and was bought by the character who sold it to me. he bought it for 4.9M.

I'm not kidding, but I wouldn't want to state his exact name (though some of my guild mates and friends know). It wouldn't be sporting to name him.

[MissLe2]

ok heres mine, it has to do with me being scammed

when i was still a bonified newb one of my earliest chars a bow
i was running around in JG shopping
and a char chatted me up just north of blacksmith

he asked if i wanted to buy a wolf
i answered yeah, but i didnt have enough gold yet to buy one
he was quiet abit, but then asked how much i did have
i told him i had just under 470k
he was quiet again
then he told me he really needed some gold quick and needed to sell his extra wolf and he would sell it for what i had
he offered exchange and started to put a bunch of different items in the boxes, and then the wolf
at that time i had a bad computer and also was suffering that annoying dc bug, so before the deal could go through of course i dc'd
fortunately i was able to get back on
when i did it wasnt long befoe the accept trade screen came back from that char
he put in the junk again and then the wolf, being greedy and worried about dc'ing again i clicked confirm twice real fast, meanwhile he took the wolf out, and i got only the items
boy was i mad that i got scammed, so i began to chase him (he began running) meanwhile spamming him about giving my money or the wolf
he soon logged off
after i calmed down in about 5 minutes or so, i went to look at the junk to see what i might be able to get some gold back from
when i'm looking i see a sos arm band for a female char that i can use!
it even had some decent blues (a few)
I was able to wear it till i was able to buy something better later
and eventually sold it for around 750k

True story with a moral
dont be greedy, take your time to check things before you confirm

[Bg_DrEaM]

oh lol poor guy,bottin and then getting banned?

Doubt it, he was like 11 and didn't even knew how to make a screen. Just had a huge immagination

[0pureluck0]

ive had this so called "friend" who when he was in his late 60+ lvl getting probs coz he dun have gold and anything for pots gears to buy etc.i lend him some.he was a minor (he said a few nore months he can pay ,e back coz he will buy gold.

to think of it i dont care if he pays or not. the reason im aggravated is when his char overtakes my level and his other char almost same as my level and call himself "LEGIT".

ive been playing almost 2 years and im still farming.im only lvl 87 and he ff his char and another char ff same lvl to me.

ridiculous.

[Sogitsu]

so there i was........







No shit

[xKingpinx]

ok so this was way back in the Beginning of Alexander like 2 months after it had opened and i was like the biggest noob... I had just started this game after my uncle and cousins got me started on it..I grinded to about 29 and I was like superproud of myself because i though i would be able to pwn now that i was lvl 29 and I had aquirred a sos sword (I thought i was the shit ) ....And remember i was such a noob i had like all masterys lvled up...hehe... ok so I was in DW and there is a guy in a Theif suit... back when it showed your name with theif suit on...and he said ... hi would you like me to +7 your sos sword... and i was like sure but how ? and he said party me... so i accepted the party invite and not knowing what auto share item was or anything like that I listen to him as he began to explain to me what to do.... He said I will go over here...and you drop your sword and i will go over here...and he went a few meters away... I dropped my sos and he said now pick it up...and i picked it up and it distrubted to him and he said thanks..and I remember being so mad and angry because he had it and wouldnt give it back to me cant remember his name cause it was so long ago but i remember being really sad cause that was my only "good" item back then.... The End

[MissLe2]

I could of sworn I read that EXACT story somewhere else =)

I dont really have an interesting story though =)

srry i have posted it before, but not sure if i did it here or another forum, i know i have it on my forum.

King, srry know how it feels to get scammed

[BloodyBlade]

ok so this was way back in the Beginning of Alexander like 2 months after it had opened and i was like the biggest noob... I had just started this game after my uncle and cousins got me started on it..I grinded to about 29 and I was like superproud of myself because i though i would be able to pwn now that i was lvl 29 and I had aquirred a sos sword (I thought i was the shit ) ....And remember i was such a noob i had like all masterys lvled up...hehe... ok so I was in DW and there is a guy in a Theif suit... back when it showed your name with theif suit on...and he said ... hi would you like me to +7 your sos sword... and i was like sure but how ? and he said party me... so i accepted the party invite and not knowing what auto share item was or anything like that I listen to him as he began to explain to me what to do.... He said I will go over here...and you drop your sword and i will go over here...and he went a few meters away... I dropped my sos and he said now pick it up...and i picked it up and it distrubted to him and he said thanks..and I remember being so mad and angry because he had it and wouldnt give it back to me cant remember his name cause it was so long ago but i remember being really sad cause that was my only "good" item back then.... The End

This was damn difficult to read, learn to use enters please xD

[Cavalorn]

This story is about one of the biggest retards i ve ever met. HUNcsirkee (or whatever his name is... btw "csirke" means chicken in hungaryan. Fitting name for him. He is the kind of person who thinks botting is cool. Oh and goldbuying too. ) Some of my guildies and I found him babysitting his bot at nachals. So we formed a PT, to get him killed by PT mobs. A PT giant spawned, and he said: " Now i will show you my damage !!" He turned life turnower and zerk on, and attacked the GP. The GP was at 1/3 HP , when he said, proudly: " lol im a wizard and i can tank a PT giant ".(he was lvl 73 full int in robe so nothing to be proud about...) >>And in that moment , he died xD Epic fail. Unfortunately, his bot immediately ressed in town , so i couldnt start laughing at him in all chat.

[jay0303]

this happened to me when my cousin made his first character i was still a noobie even though he was like lvl 25 i use to play on it i liked it better somthing happened one day

scammer : u want to buy silk
me : sure
scammer : 100 silk for 100k
me : sweet i got 5 million and alot of pandora box and monstr scrol
scammer : alright u need to logg off so i can send them to you
me: k
scammer : give me ur id and pass so i can buy it for u
me : no
scammer : i sever i buy it for you. TRust me
me : k here
i logg off and when i came back on after 15 minutes everything is gone i only had 100k and 1 pandora box and 1 monster scroll the person left me a msg

scammer : u fucken lair nooob nnooob fuc u
me : umm u the one that lied first
scammer : i wasn't lieing i was saying truth
me : i don't see no silk
scammer : that cause u lied and i am not gonna buy from you

ofcourse once i started playing this game i had to return them to my cousin that 100k and items and 3 to 4 weeks later same person try to scamm me again i was like dude seriously leave. Back then i truly believe he would buy silk for me but now i know better.

[sama98b]

This story is about one of the biggest retards i ve ever met. HUNcsirkee (or whatever his name is... btw "csirke" means chicken in hungaryan. Fitting name for him. He is the kind of person who thinks botting is cool. Oh and goldbuying too. ) Some of my guildies and I found him babysitting his bot at nachals. So we formed a PT, to get him killed by PT mobs. A PT giant spawned, and he said: " Now i will show you my damage !!" He turned life turnower and zerk on, and attacked the GP. The GP was at 1/3 HP , when he said, proudly: " lol im a wizard and i can tank a PT giant ".(he was lvl 73 full int in robe so nothing to be proud about...) >>And in that moment , he died xD Epic fail. Unfortunately, his bot immediately ressed in town , so i couldnt start laughing at him in all chat.

LOL who is the retard there he is afk doing something and you put in the work to form a party
waiting for pt mobs to spawn fight around ... the bot just respawns and walks back to grind 24/7

Guess this story is taking a turn on you

Lot of sht would get reduced if ppl under 15 would be forced to play on different server then ppl over 15. Ksro system ftw.
Even an iq test 1+1=. would get sever traffic in to easy all day lol

[DarkJackal]

I was once told that I was going to have my life "shook up" by someone who was apparently part of a group of hackers who hacked NASA before, and for messing with this persons bot I was gonna get it lol, he told me he knew my phone number and adress and personal info and stuff.

Then he told me his friend "Josh" I think it was, was a GM and he reported me and I was going to be banned next weekend.

Then he said his wife was a GM and me and my friends would be banned lol.


It was sirshadowcat btw ;d.

[Sacchin]

I was once told that I was going to have my life "shook up" by someone who was apparently part of a group of hackers who hacked NASA before

He said that too? O_o....

SirShadowCaT is a bigger pile of phail then Joymax.

[piXie_niXie]

So... here's my idea As i am bored to hell at work, i wanna hear you silly stories. What i mean by this? You meet someone and he starts to explain how cool he is and stuff like this. Bu what is the silliest of them all? Let's have some fun with this, because there are people that not only lie, but they even believe themselves

So here goes one of my stories...
As an admin of a sro forum, i get a lot of people on my skype and ofcourse, a lot of kind. So one day this kid started to telling me about his lvl 64 i don't remember what char. The next day he was lvl 68 ?! i asked him how much exp he gets from a normal mob and he said he gets like 1% from each kill. I told him it's impossible, but he started to explain how his PC is bugged and he gets extra exp from that Ok, i asked for a screenshot. At first, he didn't knew how to do one, then where to find it. After telling him all, he said he can't send me the screen due to the same bug that causes the extra EXP he gets in the game I asked for his name to see it in rev6, but he said it is a really strong char and he don;t thrust me or anyone enough to give his name. Or the name of his guild... I was having fun arguing with him about this, and when 90 cap came, there was a huge race who will be the first bulgarian reached lvl 90. So he explained to me how he is the first one, reached 90 in 3 days (ofcourse because of the bug with the EXP) but it will be unfair to post a screenshot of his char and to show everyone that he is the first, because he made it in unfair way by the advantage he gets Some days later he told be he deletes the char because he don;t like it, again because it was made unfair. Magicly his bug dissapeared and he started a new char

So... if you like the idea of my topic, feel free to share some of the silly stories you have hear

oh lol poor guy,bottin and then getting banned?

3 days is impossible even by bot

[Bg_DrEaM]

Another one from our forums

A guy was explaining how pro he is with his 40 lvl char and how his best friends plvl him and how they both (or only the friend with lvl 53 blader) killed Shaitan Ah i love good laugh in the morning

[IceMann]

Here is mine: long ago (cap 80, skills 70) i was a low lvl noob, leveling at mujigis. I had a SOS item don`t remember what type of, but it wasn`t a wep. I was globalling it for a decent price when a guy pmed me that he wants to buy it. I said ok, come to stable in hotan and after 30minutes of waiting he started to "cry": oh, noo i died while teleporting, i lost my money, they dropped on the ground, my gear is gone.At last he said: pleez 100k pleez which was the end of the conversation with him.

To BG_Dream: Пич, я си дай някъв скайп или нещо от сорта за връзка с теб.

[REBD]

Here is mine: long ago (cap 80, skills 70) i was a low lvl noob, leveling at mujigis. I had a SOS item don`t remember what type of, but it wasn`t a wep. I was globalling it for a decent price when a guy pmed me that he wants to buy it. I said ok, come to stable in hotan and after 30minutes of waiting he started to "cry": oh, noo i died while teleporting, i lost my money, they dropped on the ground, my gear is gone.At last he said: pleez 100k pleez which was the end of the conversation with him.

To BG_Dream: Пич, я си дай някъв скайп или нещо от сорта за връзка с теб.

LOL that is a good one. You must be kinda stupid the think that someone will fall for that.

BTW: it has been said over and over that Bg_DrEaM is female and it is not polite to post a message on an international forum in a language that 99.99999999% of the people will not understand .

[Bg_DrEaM]

Full of noobs, i wanna hear more stories

Thanks REBD , i really hate being called "dude" but...ehh it happends from time to time someone to post 1 sentance in a different language, not a big deal if most of the post is in english and on-topic.

IceMann,
I'll PM u my skype

[fckerr]

Мноо бг-та тука ей :Д

[LivithiuM]

I have a noob char lvl 23 9 gap and I am often bored and head to ongs for plvl.

Today there were no "free" plvl parties so i join a paid one. First it costs me 100k and the lvl 90 bower doing the plvl invites a whole partyof ppl and then stands there only to dc... he logs back in dc's logs in dc's then he just leaves the party there and runs away.

Second party I join says plvl 60k for 52 xbow... i pay the guy then he says i did not pay... and wants 70k now... result i get kicked and move on...

I read on these forums a few weeks ago about a guy saying how ppl being powerleveled find all ways to scam to get plvl for free... like posting up the money and finally pressing cancel so it seems they paid etc... Well to be honest I never do this but I have to say that 90% of the plvl parties I have been it is the plvler that is a scammer, they are either shitty botters that try to hand grind because they have no more bot card left(or whatever the shit is they use to bot) or they just want your measly 100k etc...

Anyway i was running back to samarkand and was going to log off when i saw a murderer 0.o i was amused and followed him... he quickly got killed by some lvl 90 aoe plvl bot and he dropped his shorts which i quickly grabbed.

I then was surprised as I saw this free plvl party made by an 80 wizard... and even more surprised when that same guy turned up there at that party. I admire a guy with the balls to murder someone so I gave him back his pants.

He was so shocked that i gave them back to him for nothing that he then passed me 200k.... 5 mins later a friend of his came and gave me 300k... then another guy ff90 comes and gave me another 500k and said that good things happen to good ppl...

Karma...? They then powerleveled me for free for about 2.5 hours and i got something like 8k sp... cool.

[xKingpinx]

Thats pretty cool dude...you see when you do something nice...people respect that...and in turn you get rewarded

[Melez]

I named my character "BabaOnFire" (Baba means grandma in my language). And everywhere I passed I got whispers "Muhlibaba? Ahlibaba?". I lol'd all the time.

[AnarChaos]

I named my character "BabaOnFire" (Baba means grandma in my language). And everywhere I passed I got whispers "Muhlibaba? Ahlibaba?". I lol'd all the time.

ROFL Baba means "father" in my language.

[Melez]

Rofl.

[Taelys]

Silly or not, I was +40 before I knew how to use autopot ....
And you loose stuff when killed by mobs, the first time I experienced was in death ravine, my special traders flag gone. I didn't know that you could looxe stuff when killed by a mob.

[Bg_DrEaM]

I named my character "BabaOnFire" (Baba means grandma in my language). And everywhere I passed I got whispers "Muhlibaba? Ahlibaba?". I lol'd all the time.

Cool what language is that Cause in mine it means the same

Another one from a friend in my server, speaking of close languages. He was fighting at spiders and someone from BalkanMafia was KSing him( we are from the balkans too) so he started cursing at him "Da ti eba maikata idiot s idiot bla bla bla" (means like a lot about his mom ) and he was surpries to see the guy answering to him "Oti tako me redi6, brato" (why you swear at me like this brother) from that guy. Idk if it will be fun for you, but the guy was serbian and turned out he got what the was saying. At least for those who understand i guess will be a funny story

Silly or not, I was +40 before I knew how to use autopot ....

I have friends that played until lvl 67 without autopots and using only the mouse to use the pots, to fight and to buff so... there are worst cases than your

[Sacchin]

>_>...

[Tasdik]

Pft. Auto pot is for newbs. Hand potting ftw