Dumbest Woman Alive?

[Snoopy]

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She forgets the words to the American Anthem, she gets booed; she goes and finds the lyrics on paper, she walks back onto the ice and slips

I laughed

[Disconn3cted]

um that looked like it hurt

[Amelie]

more like unlucky woman.

[JcNieto]

i saw that clip on vh1 haha funny

[Rainigul]

more like unlucky woman.

+1.

The american anthem is gay anyways, we should change it to storming the burning fields, that'd get you wriled up.

[Locketart]

Maybe if she had memorized the anthem she wouldn't have been booed and slipped.

[emperor3000]

The american anthem is gay anyways, we should change it to storming the burning fields, that'd get you wriled up.

dude, it is not "gay"

Its just a song created with feelings, by this dude, Francis Scott Keys.

I would just say it's kind of boring, but don't say its gay.




OT: I wouldn't say shes dumb, i would just put it on failblog

[Rainigul]

The american anthem is gay anyways, we should change it to storming the burning fields, that'd get you wriled up.

dude, it is not "gay"

Its just a song created with feelings, by this dude, Francis Scott Keys.

I would just say it's kind of boring, but don't say its gay.

OT: I wouldn't say shes dumb, i would just put it on failblog

I'm not really serious dude, so don't worry about it

But wtf's with the chicks forgetting it all the time? This has got to be like the 16th time, at least.

[emperor3000]

The american anthem is gay anyways, we should change it to storming the burning fields, that'd get you wriled up.

dude, it is not "gay"

Its just a song created with feelings, by this dude, Francis Scott Keys.

I would just say it's kind of boring, but don't say its gay.

OT: I wouldn't say shes dumb, i would just put it on failblog

I'm not really serious dude, so don't worry about it

But wtf's with the chicks forgetting it all the time? This has got to be like the 16th time, at least.

Well, if you gives it to me, i'll surely forget it too

[Snoopy]

I know the American anthem probably better than her obviously. I don't mind your anthem, though Canadian I must say is quite bad, along with British

[Rainigul]

I know the American anthem probably better than her obviously. I don't mind your anthem, though Canadian I must say is quite bad, along with British

Theirs are way better, ours is just some song some dude wrote after a war, and it's not even really true, and has nothing to do with today.

O Canada kicks ass.

[Snoopy]

Canada

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O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Britain

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God Save the Queen

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O lord God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their knavish tricks,
Confuse their politics,
On you our hopes we fix,
God save the Queen!

Not in this land alone,
But be God's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world ov'er

From every latent foe,
From the assasins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!

USA

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The Star Spangled Banner

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Australia

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Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea:
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
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The only important countries in the worlds anthems

I don't mind Australian anthem, but I think there's a better choice for one than this. Though better than "God Save the Queen" when we first became a country. Can't wait until we ditch the Union Jack from out FLAG!

[Rainigul]

****, the american anthem's that long? Damn

Anyways, yeah, god save the queen's got some weirdass lyrics, but I like it when it's sung (as long as it doesn't take more than a minute, lol)

[tedtwilliger]

-raises hand-

oh wait.. im a guy

[TOloseGT]

hm...i really like the australian national anthem

of course nothing beats the russian national anthem

[dom]

They play this clip every other day on North American sport networks. They usually play a set of clips, and one of them is one that i'm sure we could all enjoy. A cheerleader gets thrown into the air, she falls and hurts herself. They carry her out on a stretcher and while she's laying on it her arms are still flailing while she attempts to finish her routine. It makes me laugh.

[Snoopy]

They play this clip every other day on North American sport networks. They usually play a set of clips, and one of them is one that i'm sure we could all enjoy. A cheerleader gets thrown into the air, she falls and hurts herself. They carry her out on a stretcher and while she's laying on it her arms are still flailing while she attempts to finish her routine. It makes me laugh.

LOL!

[Snoopy]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/83846/dro ... _cheering/

[Blurred]

I like the American Anthem, I just don't like the way they sing it.

[Sharp324]

How can you forget the words...I had to sing it in school in 3rd grade...a lot. Its not that hard to remember..

[Pan_Raider(`_´)]

funnest National Anthem is the German one,
when Nazis see some foreign looking people singing it along with them,
like during a national soccer match

[iGod]

Canada

Spoiler!

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Britain

Spoiler!

God Save the Queen

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O lord God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their knavish tricks,
Confuse their politics,
On you our hopes we fix,
God save the Queen!

Not in this land alone,
But be God's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world ov'er

From every latent foe,
From the assasins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!

USA

Spoiler!

The Star Spangled Banner

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Australia

Spoiler!

Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea:
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
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The only important countries in the worlds anthems

I don't mind Australian anthem, but I think there's a better choice for one than this. Though better than "God Save the Queen" when we first became a country. Can't wait until we ditch the Union Jack from out FLAG!

You forgot Russia.

[Sacchin]

Embarrassing > >...

And lol @ the cheerleader. I'd be worried about paralysis >_> I wouldn't be moving like that.

[Snoopy]

Canada

Spoiler!

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Britain

Spoiler!

God Save the Queen

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O lord God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their knavish tricks,
Confuse their politics,
On you our hopes we fix,
God save the Queen!

Not in this land alone,
But be God's mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world ov'er

From every latent foe,
From the assasins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!

USA

Spoiler!

The Star Spangled Banner

Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming;
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust":
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Australia

Spoiler!

Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea:
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
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Russia

Spoiler!

Russia - our sacred sovereignty,

Russia - our beloved land,

Mighty will, great glory -

Are yours for all time!

Be praised, our free Fatherland,

Union of ancient fraternal peoples,

By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,

Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!

From the southern seas to the polar lands

Are spread our forests and fields.

You are unique in the world! Such is only you -

Our native land kept by God!

Be praised, our free Fatherland,

Union of ancient fraternal peoples,

By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,

Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!

A wide expanse for dreams and for life

The coming years open up to us.

Our loyalty to the Fatherland gives us strength.

So it was, so it is, so it will be always!

Be praised, our free Fatherland,

Union of ancient fraternal peoples,

By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,

Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!

China

Spoiler!

Qilai!
Buyuanzuo nulide renmen!
Bawomende xierou,
zhucheng women xinde changcheng!
Zhonghua minzu daole zuiweixiande shihou,
meigeren beipozhe fachu zuihoude housheng.
Qilai!
Qilai!
Qilai!
Women wanzhongyixing,
maozhe dirende paohuo qianjin!
Maozhe dirende paohuo qianjin!
Qianjin!
Qianjin!
Jin!

Arise,
Ye who refuse to be slaves!
With our very flesh and blood,
Let us build our new Great Wall!
The peoples of China are in the most critical time,
Everybody must roar his defiance.
Arise!
Arise!
Arise!
Millions of hearts with one mind,
Brave the enemy's gunfire, March on!
Brave the enemy's gunfire, March on!
March on!
March on!
on!

India

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Jana Gana Mana Adhinayaka Jaya He
Bharat Bhagya Vidhata
Punjab Sindh Gujarat Maratha
Dravida Utkala Banga
Vindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga
Ucchala Jaladhi Taranga
Tubh Shubha Name Jage
Tubh Shubha Ashisha Mange
Gahe Tubh Jaya Gata
Jan Gan Mangaldayak Jay He
Bharat Bhagya Vidhata
Jaye He ! Jaye He ! Jaye He !
Jaye,Jaye,Jaye,Jaye He

The only important countries in the worlds anthems

I don't mind Australian anthem, but I think there's a better choice for one than this. Though better than "God Save the Queen" when we first became a country. Can't wait until we ditch the Union Jack from out FLAG!

You forgot Russia.

[iGod]

[RiceFarmer]

lol @ India

[Snoopy]

lol @ India

If I try to read Indian Anthem, I start to get a mass saliva build-up and almost choke. Ima find a video.

Edit: Here it is.

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[Grimjaw]

She sounded like someone pointed a shotgun to her back and forced her to sing. Then she forgets the lyrics, walks back behind the players retrieving a piece of scribbled paper, then loses her footing and lands on her behind.

Good idea, but poorly executed.

[*BlackFox]

:D She had a really bad day I see

[Blindfire]

Based on her accent, this woman is a French Canadian, meaning she didn't hear the American anthem at school, and was probably asked to sing at the game a week or two before. Try learning a song you don't know the notes or words to in a couple weeks and be able to sing it infront of a crowd of several thousand, plus however many million watching on television.

As for slipping on the ice, take some heeled shoes and try to walk on ice.