Yet, another Ouija board story

[wootpops]

I'm surprised nobody has brought a full-blown skeptic along to join in one of these "experiences". I can only guess some of the questions I would have for a ghost.

"Why aren't you in heaven or hell?"
"What makes this stupid board so special?"
"Is God ready to show up and clean up his mistake yet?"
"What ever happened to all the people who died before Christianity came around?"
"Can ghosts fly, and can they walk through shit?"
"Do you watch me when I spank my monkey?"

Etc.

*runs out to buy one and ask these questions*

[JustKill]

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=GJn9AAIO0cs
lol at the end they freaked the **** up

[_Lana_]

I'm surprised nobody has brought a full-blown skeptic along to join in one of these "experiences". I can only guess some of the questions I would have for a ghost.

"Why aren't you in heaven or hell?"
"What makes this stupid board so special?"
"Is God ready to show up and clean up his mistake yet?"
"What ever happened to all the people who died before Christianity came around?"
"Can ghosts fly, and can they walk through shit?"
"Do you watch me when I spank my monkey?"

Etc.

*runs out to buy one and ask these questions*

http://www.cyclismo.org/cgi-bin/spirit.cgi

After don't tell i didn't warn you.

[JustKill]

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/pag ... MBBUH1AU7K
this story is real look at the post aug 5 2007 and look when he say when he asked the ouija board who will be next president ill quote it look

WORLD WAR THREE will begin in 2049. We asked who would be involved, and got this: US, CA, NK (north korea?), UK, KR (korea?), FR... I mean, freaky shizzle.
We asked if Hilary would be president. No. Democrat? No. McCain? No. Then it moved to: NY... New York? Guiliani?

[JKMB]

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/pagan-wiccan/TTRNIB5MBBUH1AU7K
this story is real look at the post aug 5 2007 and look when he say when he asked the ouija board who will be next president ill quote it look

WORLD WAR THREE will begin in 2049. We asked who would be involved, and got this: US, CA, NK (north korea?), UK, KR (korea?), FR... I mean, freaky shizzle.
We asked if Hilary would be president. No. Democrat? No. McCain? No. Then it moved to: NY... New York? Guiliani?

Look on the bright side, if you believe this shit then the world wont even be around by 2049 according to superstitious people anyway, everyone knows the world is going to end in 2012.

[_Lana_]

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/pagan-wiccan/TTRNIB5MBBUH1AU7K
this story is real look at the post aug 5 2007 and look when he say when he asked the ouija board who will be next president ill quote it look

WORLD WAR THREE will begin in 2049. We asked who would be involved, and got this: US, CA, NK (north korea?), UK, KR (korea?), FR... I mean, freaky shizzle.
We asked if Hilary would be president. No. Democrat? No. McCain? No. Then it moved to: NY... New York? Guiliani?

Look on the bright side, if you believe this shit then the world wont even be around by 2049 according to superstitious people anyway, everyone knows the world is going to end in 2012.

The world won't end in 2012 <.<
It will reach the next sun and that would mean the world will be a better place.
that means no war or w/e should happen.

[Crumpets]

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/pagan-wiccan/TTRNIB5MBBUH1AU7K
this story is real look at the post aug 5 2007 and look when he say when he asked the ouija board who will be next president ill quote it look

WORLD WAR THREE will begin in 2049. We asked who would be involved, and got this: US, CA, NK (north korea?), UK, KR (korea?), FR... I mean, freaky shizzle.
We asked if Hilary would be president. No. Democrat? No. McCain? No. Then it moved to: NY... New York? Guiliani?

It was quite easy to predict Obama would win. Black guy don't win = Riots everywhere. Could of predicted this the day Obama came into politics lol.

[Blurred]

I guess if a lot of people start believeing the earth is flat [again] it must be true because so many people believe it.

Truth is not a Democracy.

Exactly, but that can go both ways. A lot of people believe the big bang theory.

OT: I've seened a ghost when I was younger. Honestly, this led me to believe in god. (I was 12 years old, and I dont believe in religion, just god)

So is the story real? I don't see why someone would waste his or her time posting a fake story.

[NuclearSilo]

Rawr, believe in your eyes

[brentonsbbe359]

I do believe Ouija boards are evil. They are deffinetly not good and you shouldn't get one. The world wont end in 2012 though :/ i do believe that WW3 will happen. WW3 would be the 2nd coming of Jesus. Which i also believe will happen. God forbid i'm alive at 2049

[Crumpets]

I do believe Ouija boards are evil. They are deffinetly not good and you shouldn't get one. The world wont end in 2012 though :/ i do believe that WW3 will happen. WW3 would be the 2nd coming of Jesus. Which i also believe will happen. God forbid i'm alive at 2049

It's a bloody piece of wood ffs.

[_Lana_]

I do believe Ouija boards are evil. They are deffinetly not good and you shouldn't get one. The world wont end in 2012 though :/ i do believe that WW3 will happen. WW3 would be the 2nd coming of Jesus. Which i also believe will happen. God forbid i'm alive at 2049

It's a bloody piece of wood ffs.

It doesn't matter if its made out of wood,plastic or whatever.
You can make your own home made just by writing A-Z,0-9,Yes & No and Goodbye on any paper.
The evil is in the use,it opens up a door and you can't control who will come in.

if you are crazy enough to still do it,don't forget to bless the board with holy water before use and get a protection.Salt is good.

P.s Gawd i am starting to sound like those crazy 40 year old women talking about ghosts on youtube.

[Crumpets]

P.s Gawd i am starting to sound like those crazy 40 year old women talking about ghosts on youtube.

Yeah .. you ALMOST sound like a troll.

[NuclearSilo]

It doesn't matter from what the board is made.
Your pray is the key to unlock the portal.
The board is a communication tool.

[_Lana_]

P.s Gawd i am starting to sound like those crazy 40 year old women talking about ghosts on youtube.

Yeah .. you ALMOST sound like a troll.

I am honored since that came from you,i cant wait for the day to became a full troll.
Why ? So me and you could live under the bridge with other troll friends and flame on SRF like the attention whores we are.

It doesn't matter from what the board is made.
Your pray is the key to unlock the portal.
The board is a communication tool.

Christianity forbids doing witchcraft and those kind of summoning anyway.
Personally i wouldn't mess with evil.

[Crumpets]

I am honored since that came from you,i cant wait for the day to became a full troll.
Why ? So me and you could live under the bridge with other troll friends and flame on SRF like the attention whores we are.

And seperate you from your invalid dbz-shagging hubby satman ? No ty you are Second-hand goods.

[_Lana_]

I am honored since that came from you,i cant wait for the day to became a full troll.
Why ? So me and you could live under the bridge with other troll friends and flame on SRF like the attention whores we are.

And seperate you from your invalid dbz-shagging hubby satman ? No ty you are Second-hand goods.

Oh dear,looks like someone ran out of tapes again.

OT: This story seems kinda interesting,i would die if that happened to me tho ._.
http://www.yourghoststories.com/real-gh ... story=1448

[Doppleganger]

Prayer does not work. Oh hey were in a crisis we could do something but on the other hand prayer is prob gonna work just as well.
To you people that will tell a story about a time in your life when prayer actually did work. Its called a phucking coincidence thats why we have a word for conincidence.

Same with that holistic medicine shit. They don't have holistic medicine for things that you can easily measure to see if its actually working or not. Like there isn't any holistic birth control pill because they know it doesn't work so when it fails people would say wow this holistic medicine sure is bullshit. Its always things for like headaches and stomachaches. oh you have a headache here take this holistic medicine and when your symptoms get worst they'll just tell you that its just the toxins being purified and leaving your body.

I do believe Ouija boards are evil. They are deffinetly not good and you shouldn't get one. The world wont end in 2012 though :/ i do believe that WW3 will happen. WW3 would be the 2nd coming of Jesus. Which i also believe will happen. God forbid i'm alive at 2049

It's a bloody piece of wood ffs.

Exactly!!! A phucking piece of wood.
Phuck stupid people

[NuclearSilo]

What's bad or good if you believe that spirit or god exist or not exit? Would it change your way of living?

[_Lana_]

What's bad or good if you believe that spirit or god exist or not exit? Would it change your way of living?

Seeing "people" going through walls won't change your life ?
A little girl floating in your hallway at night ?
Being possessed by a demon wont change your life ?

Hello ?!
All i know is that i sure don't want to see that.

[NuclearSilo]

Well, but it's not because you don't believe in anything that it means it doesn't exist in reality. So the best way to discover the reality is to get the answer by yourself : try to play ouija board

[Doppleganger]

Schizophrenic much?

[_Lana_]

I never said i didn't believe in it,actually im obsessed almost with the paranormal world.Summoning dead people and having them hangout at my house wont be a pleasant experience tho.Especially if i would have to use the demonic board that was made for kid pj-party's.
And its not like i don't have enough spirits in my room anyway.

[Crumpets]

I never said i didn't believe in it,actually im obsessed almost with the paranormal world.Summoning dead people and having them hangout at my house wont be a pleasant experience tho.Especially if i would have to use the demonic board that was made for kid pj-party's.
And its not like i don't have enough spirits in my room anyway.

Do you stand infront of the mirror everyday and chant 'Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls ?

[_Lana_]

I never said i didn't believe in it,actually im obsessed almost with the paranormal world.Summoning dead people and having them hangout at my house wont be a pleasant experience tho.Especially if i would have to use the demonic board that was made for kid pj-party's.
And its not like i don't have enough spirits in my room anyway.

Do you stand infront of the mirror everyday and chant 'Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls ?

With you in the house i wouldn't need ghosts and demons to scare me.

[magisuns]

2049 is the new 2012 silo?

[Barotix]

I guess if a lot of people start believeing the earth is flat [again] it must be true because so many people believe it.

Truth is not a Democracy.

Exactly, but that can go both ways. A lot of people believe the big bang theory.

OT: I've seened a ghost when I was younger. Honestly, this led me to believe in god. (I was 12 years old, and I dont believe in religion, just god)

So is the story real? I don't see why someone would waste his or her time posting a fake story.

Natural laws have to support it; if they don't then it isn't true. The natural laws support a lot of theories; I think it's all moving towards a theory of multiple universes. It doesn't matter if people [you&I etc] accept it or not, but your general idea (it can go both ways) is 100% right.

[Gaigemasta]

Well I'm Atheist, I don't believe in this shit at all BUT when I was about 11 or 12 my cousin had this board and I thought it was stupid but we tried it, I do forget what question it asked but it got it right, I highly doubt it was true and it was my cousin doing so, but she denied and seemed rather serious, but I'm not going to let this convince me but I could put it up to shot considering I've been wrong be4 ^_^

[Grimjaw]

I have never had the honor of meeting a spirit, or the spirit never had the pleasure of meeting me. At any rate, somethings are best left alone, like Ouija boards for starters. It's my belief that, just because you can't place your fingers on something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist in some form or matter.

[dom]

You said these work right?